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Sex Panther Cologne T-shirt :: From the movie Anchorman. What is that smell?! "Oh My GOD, It smells like bigfoots Dick!" Sex Panther Cologne T-Shirt :: From the Movie Anchorman. Yea you know you want it! That nasty animalistic scent of a raging beast is sure to turn you into the sex animal you know you are. This spoof t-shirt from the movie anchor man is sure to brighten up your day because, 60% of the time it works everytime. Sex Panther Cologne is a Cologne, a manly cologne, so don't even try wearing it if you are not manly or it will melt your face off like the guy at the end of Indiana Jones. How do i put it on, some ask? Most people unscrew the cap, apply it by the handful to ever once of exposed skin and pour generous amounts down the pants. It would be unwise to drink it directly out of the bottle as no human being could possibly endure that, except for Superman or Kitty Dukakis. How does Sex Panther Cologne Work? Remember that guy in San Diego who stole the tank and drove over cars on the freeway for like four hours? It's like that except in cologne form. If you don't agree you need to put more on. What else do i know about Sex Panther Cologne? Two Words: Mustache Rides. Please not Sex Panther Cologne may, or may not contain any of the following ingredients: Elk, Bunny, Dolphin The Mammal, not the Fish), Bear and possibly Beaver.
shirt is really thin, but can't beat the front, it is a cheap shirt though, it says preshrunk but i'm not going to test it, i'm sure it will shrinkPublished 22 months ago by Scott Rosendaul
I love the shirt but I do get a lot of weird looks when I where it. I thought Anchorman was a hilarious movie and I assumed everyone felt the same way. Read morePublished on December 9, 2011 by Altus
Made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good...
Good quality shirt. Nice graphics. Buy it. Seller delivered early, packaging was just right.