Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign [Paperback]

Stuart Hazleton (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: May 8, 2001

Looking for the heavenly body of your dreams?

Have you ever longed to get a chatty Gemini to stop talking and start kissing? Do you wish you could lure that shy Cancer out of his shell and into your bedroom? What's the best way to coax a fun-loving Sagittarius into getting serious between the sheets? Wonder no more -- Sexscopes reveals the secrets to seducing the object of your desire based simply on his or her astrological sign, regardless of gender or sexual orientation.

Sexscopes exposes each sign's sexual proclivities and pet peeves, providing tips and tricks for attracting a particular sun sign. For instance, did you know that Virgos are turned on by class, while Taureans get excited by cash? That Capricorns like to dominate, while Pisceans love to be possessed? That Scorpios get off on giving orgasms, while Arians prefer to get them? The sexual landscape of every sign is explicitly explored in tantalizing detail, including:

• Pick-up lines that actually work

• Erogenous zones, and how to work them

• Compatibility ratings between each sign, in and out of bed

• Favorite sexual positions, sex toys, flavors -- and more!

Editorial Reviews

Review

Matthew "Dr. Matt" Abergel author of Work Your Stars and Gay Stars Thank your lucky libido Sexscopes has arrived. More fun than an inflatable doll, more titillating than a pair of tight jeans -- open this book and get ready for a good time.

Thelma Balfour author of Black Sun Signs and Black Love Signs Stuart Hazleton has written a saucy and sassy sexual astrology book that teases, titillates, and entertains.

Charlene Lichtenstein author of HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians Yowza! Stuart has penned the ultimate sexual manual of the zodiac. Use this guidebook to attract (and keep) the person of your wet dreams. It's great for those born under any sign, from Aries to Virgo to Pisces to "Slippery When Wet."

From the Publisher

"Thank your lucky libido Sexscopes has arrived. More fun than an inflatable doll, more titiliaating than a pair of tight jeans--open this book and get ready for a good time."--Matthew "Dr. Matt" Abergel, author of Work Your Stars and Gay Stars

"Stuart Hazleton has written a saucy and sassy sexual astrology book that teases, titillates, and entertains."--Thelma Balfour, author of Black Sun Signs and Black Love Signs

"Yowza! Stuart has penned the ultimate sexual manual of the zodiac. Use this guidebook to attract (and keep) the person of your wet dreams. It's great for those born under any sign, from Aries to Virgo to Pisces to 'Slipper When Wet.'"--Charlene Lictenstein, author of Herscopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians

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Product Details

• Paperback: 224 pages
• Publisher: Touchstone; Original edition (May 8, 2001)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0743203003
• ISBN-13: 978-0743203005
• Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.6 x 0.6 inches
• Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #107,910 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars So Accurate Its Funny!!!!, March 14, 2003

By 

Jessica Jowers (Atlanta, GA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign (Paperback)

I'm a 18 year old senior in high school, and I love to read astrology. Me and my boyfriend were reading it together and the things that it was saying were so true. He tries to hide the book from me now, claiming that I'm learning his secrets. :) And I even have teachers and other faculty wanting to borrow my book!!! It's so funny how on point this book is! If you know you are looking for someone who is more of your sexual "taste" you MUST read Sexscopes!! This man is a genious!!!!

20 of 21 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Sexscopes, March 19, 2002

By 

lykanthrope (Bellevue, WA United States) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign (Paperback)

Sexscopes is a good book.

I own both Martine's "Sexual Astrology" and the book in
question, "Sexscopes". I would give this one a lot more
credit than fromt he reviews I saw while I was shopping.
Sure, the language is a bit childish, but the fact that
the language is so playful and full of colors makes this
a lot easier and faster to read.

Comparing the two, "Sexscopes" was a lot more precise to
what I've personally experienced than what Martine had
to say. Not to mention Hazelton definitely has more of
a modern touch to it.

I think my money was better spent on "Sexscopes" than it
was on "Sexual Astrology". In any case, my money was
quite well spent on this book anyhow.

~bgmdragon

15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A Wild Ride, April 17, 2001

By A Customer

This review is from: Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign (Paperback)

My girlfriend swears by the stuff this astrology guy writes for Cosmopolitan so she bought Sexscopes the minute it came out. The cover looked dumb to me so I wasn't interested but I read some anyway. Man, I was TOTALLY surprised. This book is raunchy, wild and hilarious. The sex advice was over the top but for the most part it was pretty much on target: My other half is a Scorpio and let's just say we had a great evening in bed. If you get embarrassed talking about sex, I'd say avoid this, but if you're okay with it, you'll love it. If you've got kids, keep this book locked up. All in all, its a fun, rocking ride--check it out!