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I am only giving this three stars so that you continue to recommend crappy shark movies to me...
on April 4, 2013
...because this over-dubbed trainwreck hurt my eyes. I am a conisseur... conasseur... ...liker of terrible movies. Not from a hipster misunderstaning of "irony", but really from a place of enjoyment, but this one pushed the boundaries. I can take terrible acting, gaping plot holes AND clay-animation-esque special effects --it's all a part of the enjoyment of these disasters-- but when you add over-dubbed dialog I simply can't take it. Over-dubbed dialog is the Vermouth of the movie world --nobody wants you IN their movies, they just want to know that you exist to prove that there are worse things out there than their guilty pleasures. Now, recommend me some Crocasaurus vs. Bearsharktopus so we can start giving some 5-star reviews!!!