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A Shore Thing [Hardcover]

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (146 customer reviews)

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Book Description

January 4, 2011

It’s a summer to remember . . . at the Jersey Shore.

Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn’t be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.

So far, Gia’s summer is on fire. Between nearly burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the popular “tan-tags” at the Tantastic Salon where she works, and rescuing a shark on the beach, she becomes a local celebrity overnight. Luckily, she meets the perfect guy to help her keep the flames under control. Firefighter Frank Rossi is exactly her type: big, tan, and Italian. But is he tough enough to handle Gia when things really heat up?

Bella is more than ready for some fun in the sun. Finally free of her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left home in Brooklyn with one goal in mind: hooking up with a sexy gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer fling. In no time, she lands a job leading “Beat Up the Beat” dance classes at a local gym, and is scooped up by Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. Only problem: Bella can’t get her romantic and ripped boss Tony “Trouble” Troublino out of her head. He’s relationship material. Suddenly, Bella’s not sure what she wants.

The cousins soon realize that for every friend they make on the boardwalk, there are also rivals, slummers, and frenemies who will do anything to ruin their summer—and try their relationship. Before July ends, the bonds of family and friendship will be stretched to the breaking point. Will the haters prevail, or will Gia and Bella find love at the Shore?

For everyone who loves MTV’s hit reality show, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s sweet, funny, and sexy novel perfectly captures the heat, the energy, the fun, and the drama of Jersey Shore.


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About the Author

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is a reality television star who broke into the spotlight on MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore in December 2009. Her popularity on Jersey Shore helped make it one of the highest rated series in MTV history, with more than 5.7 million viewers tuning in for the finale.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Gallery Books; First Edition edition (January 4, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1451623747
  • ISBN-13: 978-1451623741
  • Product Dimensions: 9.5 x 6.2 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (146 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #566,171 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Customer Reviews

Thank goodness I borrowed this book instead of buying it. Anne  |  10 reviewers made a similar statement
I read 5 pages and then I put it down and never picked it back up again. daisy  |  11 reviewers made a similar statement
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749 of 788 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars In the canon of Ewok literature, it's just a "C" January 7, 2011
Format:Hardcover
I still pine for the day when Wicket W. Warrick releases his memoirs of the Battle of Endor, but until then, we'll just have to settle for this excellent translation. It's one of the cleanest in the English language, where the grunts and vernacular of the vertically challenged and girth enhanced Ewok Snooki come across in all their simplicity. Though demonstrating a remarkable paucity of thought, we're endeared of this member of the species, and look forward to more as she gains her voice and hopefully develops a slightly higher IQ. Kudos to her translator, but it's unfortunate that the editor had such a dull source. It's entertaining, momentarily, to have exposure to the Ewok's earth culture of drinking, whoring, and tanning, but that wears out quickly and we're left with a book that is the 2011 version of Jessica Simpson's wedding planning guide.
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127 of 133 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Ebola Virus Bad February 13, 2011
Format:Hardcover
I was honestly surprised when my internal organs began to hemorrhage and fail in cascading fashion as I read the following passage from 'A Shore Thing.' "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

I rallied as best I could and continued to read, but my wife called 911 when she found me unconscious on the floor and my finger on this homage to internal bleeding. "Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla. Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a 'roid rage, it is a 'road' 'roid rage."

Somebody please call the CDC. Lethal damage awaits anyone who reads much more of this...it's not a book so I'm not exactly sure what to call it. The definition of Weapons of Mass Destruction takes a new and unexpected twist.
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471 of 516 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Grate book! January 10, 2011
Format:Hardcover
I use to be Harvard inglish profeser. I reed this bok and now forgot how spel and use inglish.
Plot was nyce, had good story and hot chicks.
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173 of 188 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Kinda rough! April 16, 2011
Format:Hardcover
This isnt the softest toilet tissue but it does the job, it costs a bit more than regular toilet tissue but it lasts a bit longer.
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701 of 788 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Assisted Suicide January 6, 2011
By Marxius
Format:Hardcover
This is by far the best assisted suicide novel I have ever read. I was literally cutting my wrists as every page was turned. Bravo Snooki!!
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84 of 92 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Yikes January 8, 2011
By Tina
Format:Hardcover
Okay, I have to admit that despite my best efforts, I still somehow managed to hear about Snooki. I don't even know if the show she is on is actually available in Canada - but I certainly hope not - because the last thing this person needs is yet another 15 minute of fame.

I have to admit that she managed to surround herself with some savvy business people - how else can you explain this book? especially the fact that it is published by the wonderful Simon & Schuster that has published so many books that I have adored and reread over and over again.

I own up to the fact that Simon & Schuster asked me to review this book and I admit to being a tiny bit curious to see if Snooki was as silly and ridiculous as I thought she was - unfortunately, this book proved me right.

Loaded with a bunch of stuff that I won't go into - I found myself at times yawning and/or skipping also entire paragraphs in the dim hope of getting to a "good passage" - it never happened.

I am glad that I did not pay good $$$ for this book - and, while I wanted to be able to review it positively, I honestly can't do it.
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108 of 120 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Evolution Does Exist! January 9, 2011
Format:Hardcover
This book---and I use the word loosely---once again proves what I've been telling people, ever since the television program first aired. "You don't believe in evolution? Just watch ten seconds of any episode---or read the first page of this terrible piece of moronic trash. And then tell me that Neanderthals don't still walk among us!"

This book is an insult to anyone with a three digit IQ. It was obviously written in crayon on blue-lined notebook paper.

The author writes: "A fart slipped out." Yep, this is literature, alright. Hemingway would be proud.
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69 of 77 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Canto III, The Inferno January 22, 2011
Format:Hardcover
Abandon all hope all ye who enter here!

In the annuls (no, that's not a misspelling) of classic literature, this tome is a standout. Had it existed at the time of his writing, I've little doubt Dante would have added another whole circle of Hell, circumnavigating its intricate workings.

Literature is by definition, simply that which can be read. Not a whole lot is required to meet that basic definition. Yet this book somehow manages to avoid it. Even though with some effort one can probably mouth the words that the letters on the various pages form, it is still a far cry from being readable.

Okay. okay. I have to admit I only read the cover, and what amounts to some excerpts. Not a lot of excerpts. Just a few. Not real long ones either. It was enough to inoculate me. I could not actually read the whole thing, or even a major portion of it. That's okay, because from what I could tell, everything it actually has to say is pretty-much covered on the cover and fly-leafs.

I am truly saddened to think there are authors who have not been and never will be published, who have spent lifetimes dedicating the totality of their being to their art. Yet this book is currently # 24 on the NYT best seller list. America... you are lost.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars snooki
I love snooki and the book. very good and would recommend it for everyone to read who love the jersey shore like me
Published 1 day ago by Felecia
5.0 out of 5 stars awesome
It was a great book I couldn't put it down!! I can't wait to read all her others loved it
Published 8 days ago by Jonathan Newman Cole
5.0 out of 5 stars A Shore Thing...a must read
I couldn't put this book down!!! I read it in 2 days. Very funny...and could totally relate. Good job Nicole and other writers!!!
Published 2 months ago by Kalana Fitzsimons
4.0 out of 5 stars cool story
I was a bit skeptical on reading the book and getting it because of the author. but the book was really good.
Published 3 months ago by Cecelia Hartsgrove
1.0 out of 5 stars ... No. Just... no.
This book, along with the books by the Kardashians, prove that just because you're a celebrity doesn't mean you can write, especially if you're a faux celebrity like Snooki or the... Read more
Published 3 months ago by M
2.0 out of 5 stars Pretty bad, but amazingly enough it was readable.
This is one of those books that you pick up and read for s***s and giggles because you don't want to think too hard. It is not a good book by any means, but it is still readable. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Sarah Wurst
5.0 out of 5 stars love
Just received it, haven't read it yet. But over joyed to have it. Thanks :0) thanks agian..LOVE Snooki, :o) ;0)
Published 4 months ago by Tiffany Mims
1.0 out of 5 stars Are people really this shallow? Can I give fewer stars than 1?
This was purchased as a white elephant gift. That's about its value.

This has to be fiction. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Hannahdoodles
5.0 out of 5 stars Waaaaa
Such a cute story. Great book. Love the little meatball. Reminds me a lot of myself. Time to read Gorilla beach!!!!
Published 5 months ago by Alyssa R Alvinito
1.0 out of 5 stars just what you would think it would be
my 22 year old daughter wanted it so i downloaded it - what a waste of money - even she thought it was terrible.
Published 5 months ago by Kathryn A. Loos
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