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A Shore Thing [Bargain Price] [Paperback]

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (144 customer reviews)

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Book Description

June 28, 2011
It’s a summer to remember . . . at the Jersey Shore.

Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn’t be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.

So far, Gia’s summer is on fire. Between nearly burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the popular “tan-tags” at the Tantastic Salon where she works, and rescuing a shark on the beach, she becomes a local celebrity overnight. Luckily, she meets the perfect guy to help her keep the flames under control. Firefighter Frank Rossi is exactly her type: big, tan, and Italian. But is he tough enough to handle Gia when things really heat up?

Bella is more than ready for some fun in the sun. Finally free of her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left home in Brooklyn with one goal in mind: hooking up with a sexy gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer fling. In no time, she lands a job leading “Beat Up the Beat” dance classes at a local gym, and is scooped up by Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. Only problem: Bella can’t get her romantic and ripped boss Tony “Trouble” Troublino out of her head. He’s relationship material. Suddenly, Bella’s not sure what she wants.

The cousins soon realize that for every friend they make on the boardwalk, there are also rivals, slummers, and frenemies who will do anything to ruin their summer—and try their relationship. Before July ends, the bonds of family and friendship will be stretched to the breaking point. Will the haters prevail, or will Gia and Bella find love at the Shore?

For everyone who loves MTV’s hit reality show, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s sweet, funny, and sexy novel perfectly captures the heat, the energy, the fun, and the drama of Jersey Shore.


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About the Author

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is a reality television star who broke into the spotlight on MTV’s reality show Jersey Shore in December 2009. Her popularity on Jersey Shore helped make it one of the highest rated series in MTV history, with more than 5.7 million viewers tuning in for the finale.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Gallery Books (June 28, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1451623755
  • ASIN: B0062GLWZS
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.3 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (144 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #252,262 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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749 of 788 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars In the canon of Ewok literature, it's just a "C" January 7, 2011
Format:Hardcover
I still pine for the day when Wicket W. Warrick releases his memoirs of the Battle of Endor, but until then, we'll just have to settle for this excellent translation. It's one of the cleanest in the English language, where the grunts and vernacular of the vertically challenged and girth enhanced Ewok Snooki come across in all their simplicity. Though demonstrating a remarkable paucity of thought, we're endeared of this member of the species, and look forward to more as she gains her voice and hopefully develops a slightly higher IQ. Kudos to her translator, but it's unfortunate that the editor had such a dull source. It's entertaining, momentarily, to have exposure to the Ewok's earth culture of drinking, whoring, and tanning, but that wears out quickly and we're left with a book that is the 2011 version of Jessica Simpson's wedding planning guide.
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127 of 133 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Ebola Virus Bad February 13, 2011
Format:Hardcover
I was honestly surprised when my internal organs began to hemorrhage and fail in cascading fashion as I read the following passage from 'A Shore Thing.' "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

I rallied as best I could and continued to read, but my wife called 911 when she found me unconscious on the floor and my finger on this homage to internal bleeding. "Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla. Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a 'roid rage, it is a 'road' 'roid rage."

Somebody please call the CDC. Lethal damage awaits anyone who reads much more of this...it's not a book so I'm not exactly sure what to call it. The definition of Weapons of Mass Destruction takes a new and unexpected twist.
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469 of 514 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Grate book! January 10, 2011
Format:Hardcover
I use to be Harvard inglish profeser. I reed this bok and now forgot how spel and use inglish.
Plot was nyce, had good story and hot chicks.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars A Shore Thing...a must read
I couldn't put this book down!!! I read it in 2 days. Very funny...and could totally relate. Good job Nicole and other writers!!!
Published 1 month ago by Kalana Fitzsimons
4.0 out of 5 stars cool story
I was a bit skeptical on reading the book and getting it because of the author. but the book was really good.
Published 2 months ago by Cecelia Hartsgrove
1.0 out of 5 stars ... No. Just... no.
This book, along with the books by the Kardashians, prove that just because you're a celebrity doesn't mean you can write, especially if you're a faux celebrity like Snooki or the... Read more
Published 2 months ago by M
2.0 out of 5 stars Pretty bad, but amazingly enough it was readable.
This is one of those books that you pick up and read for s***s and giggles because you don't want to think too hard. It is not a good book by any means, but it is still readable. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Sarah Wurst
5.0 out of 5 stars love
Just received it, haven't read it yet. But over joyed to have it. Thanks :0) thanks agian..LOVE Snooki, :o) ;0)
Published 3 months ago by Tiffany Mims
1.0 out of 5 stars Are people really this shallow? Can I give fewer stars than 1?
This was purchased as a white elephant gift. That's about its value.

This has to be fiction. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Hannahdoodles
5.0 out of 5 stars Waaaaa
Such a cute story. Great book. Love the little meatball. Reminds me a lot of myself. Time to read Gorilla beach!!!!
Published 4 months ago by Alyssa R Alvinito
1.0 out of 5 stars just what you would think it would be
my 22 year old daughter wanted it so i downloaded it - what a waste of money - even she thought it was terrible.
Published 4 months ago by Kathryn A. Loos
5.0 out of 5 stars If you love Jersey Shore youll love this book!!
Very entertaining. Follows the same premise as the show. I loved it. Would read it again!! Good Job Nicole xox
Published 5 months ago by Heather
4.0 out of 5 stars For what it's worth
1. Before you hate, you aren't picking up Tolstoy. The target audience doesn't know who Tolstoy is.

After a stressful semester, this book was a great, relaxing, quick... Read more
Published 5 months ago by RMK
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