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Short Lean Cuts [Kindle Edition]

Alex Pruteanu
4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)

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Book Description

The surreal, morbidly amusing novella of a self-obsessed, hypochondriac ex-academic living in present-day America. Follow his musings, rants, and wacky encounters with savage characters during his day job as a house cleaner, as he heads toward what he believes is a resolution to his life.

WARNING: For mature audiences. Explicit content.

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About the Author

Since emigrating to the United States from Romania in 1980 Alex M. Pruteanu worked as a day laborer, a film projectionist, a music store clerk, a journalist/news writer for the U.S. Information Agency (Voice of America English Broadcasts), a TV Director for MSNBC and CNBC, and a freelance writer. Currently he works for a major state university.

Alex has published fiction in Peer-Amid, The Legendary, Girls With Insurance, Trick With a Knife, Amphibi.us, Slingshot Litareview, and Pank Magazine.

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  • File Size: 228 KB
  • Print Length: 98 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005946MKY
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #659,796 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fiction and Philosophy -- Thinly Sliced March 22, 2012
Format:Paperback
This author is one part poet and one part killer; plus two parts existentialist. As an aside, I flunked math in high school, but I know a great book when I read one. "Short Lean Cuts" is 96 pages of brilliant flash fiction, centered around the same intriguing, self-destructive, anti-helvetican narrator. (Yeah I made that word up.) The themes here are post-modern nihilism, anti-consumerism, and cultural narcissism; the humor is dark and incisive. But more than anything, what stays with you long after are the narrator's sharp insights, the surreal almost hallucinogenic scenes, and the staccato-like rhythm of the author's voice. Each piece here is an allegorical snapshot of modern society -- sliced razor thin.
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Demands to be read again July 6, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Swift and dark ... and the minute I wrote "dark" I regretted it because that is an over-used word when describing books and maybe does this one a disservice. This book is better than that and deserves a better word than "dark." Let me try this again.

The sentences Short Lean Cuts are drunken slashing scalpels and by the time you finish reading this story you will be in shreds. And who doesn't want a story to do that?
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars No short cuts here October 21, 2011
Format:Paperback
In the work of Alex Pruteanu, one finds humor among desolation, which is the bravest sort. The work is fierce among savageries, and thus shows the kind of compassion available to those who've lived in the savage world awhile. This is no small feat, but rather a condition to which many writers may aspire. Pruteanu is not a fan of despair, but rather the ways we overcome it. On a more technical note, Pruteanu's prose is unapologetic in it's forthrightness. No mere craftsman is he but follows the old maxim
"Poeta nascuitur non fit." The maker is born, not made. If you're not reading him, you're missing the boat. Hurry up.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Short. Lean. Cutting
Short Lean Cuts is a knife-fight of a book, and as the title suggests, the story is served up to you in a series of slices, each one exploring the rank, odious disease that we call... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Kenny Mooney
5.0 out of 5 stars Distinctive and compelling voice
SLC is a rare novel in that Pruteanu is able to definitively present a worldview that is both richly textured and oftentimes bleak in such a surgically succinct manner, without... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Christine Swendseid
5.0 out of 5 stars a book that no amount of description can prepare you for, or even make...
There are some books that no amount of description, no matter how well worded or wise, can prepare you for, or even make you understand. Read more
Published 6 months ago by D. S. Atkinson
5.0 out of 5 stars Mischievous and Magical.-- a review of Short Lean Cuts
Alex M. Pruteanu's Short Lean Cuts is not a bathroom book, nor is it a joke book, nor is it a small testament to Gore Vidal's adage "Style is knowing who you are, what you want to... Read more
Published 7 months ago by Paul Rogov
5.0 out of 5 stars There's nothing like the writing of Alex Pruteanu! It's unforgettable...
Short Lean Cuts is a novella that blasts through the concrete of the brain from the first page. Alex M. Read more
Published 11 months ago by M. Tuite
5.0 out of 5 stars Illuminating
I too think "dark" is a bit overused to describe this book, although technically it does fit. But to me, "illuminating" would be a better word. Read more
Published 14 months ago by Traci YD
5.0 out of 5 stars What they said...
I'm not as articulate as some of my peers, those others who have written witty and clever reviews, but I can say that when reading Alex Pruteanu's "Short Lean Cuts," I was rivited... Read more
Published 19 months ago by stuboss
5.0 out of 5 stars 'Short Lean Cuts' Leaves the Reader Hungry for More
When I came to the end it had me thinking, "There are novels in here just begging to come out...I wish there was another page to turn. Read more
Published 19 months ago by JoEllen
5.0 out of 5 stars A True Wordsmith
Alex takes the English language to a different level. Short Lean Cuts is a dark ride filled with ample servings of Wit and Style which keep you smiling. Bravo to the Author.
Published 21 months ago by Bobby
5.0 out of 5 stars Thought Provoking
After reading "Short Lean Cuts"...I read it again. This is one of the few books that I've read more than once (and I've read thousands). Read more
Published 21 months ago by Troy A.
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More About the Author

Alex M. Pruteanu emigrated to the United States from Romania in 1980. He has worked as a journalist, a television news director, freelance writer, and editor. He is the author of novella "Short Lean Cuts" (Amazon Publishing) and "Gears: A Collection" (Independent Talent Group, Inc.).

His writing has appeared in NY Arts Magazine, Guernica, PANK, Connotation Press, FRIGG, The Atticus Review, Thrush Poetry Journal, and many others. His short story "The Barber" has been nominated for a 2013 Micro Award by A-Minor Magazine. Alex lives with his family near Raleigh, North Carolina.


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