Shut Up, I'm Talking: And Other Diplomacy Lessons I Learned in the Israeli Government--A Memoir (Hardcover)

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"This brilliant and blindingly funny book is like a nonfictional season of The West Wing set in the Knesset. If you ever wanted an insider tale about why the Middle East is such a complicated, heartrending, and yet unbelievably compelling saga then look no further. Gregory Levey has captured the soul of this conflict with charm, grace, and diplomatic wit." -- Matthew Polly, author of American Shaolin --This text refers to the Kindle Edition edition.

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"A funny, sometimes horrifying look at the inner workings of international government agencies.... [Levey] makes speechwriting seem cooler than even Aaron Sorkin imagined.... Read it for the hilarity and the keen portraiture, but try to pretend these people don't actually make decisions about the fate of the world." -- Kirkus Reviews

"This brilliant and blindingly funny book is like a nonfictional season of The West Wing set in the Knesset. If you ever wanted an insider tale about why the Middle East is such a complicated, heartrending, and yet unbelievably compelling saga then look no further. Gregory Levey has captured the soul of this conflict with charm, grace, and diplomatic wit." -- Matthew Polly, author of American Shaolin

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Product Details

• Hardcover: 288 pages
• Publisher: Free Press; 1 edition (April 22, 2008)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1416556133
• ISBN-13: 978-1416556138
• Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 6.3 x 1.1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #203,140 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars RICK "SHAQ" GOLDSTEIN SAYS: "L'CHAIM! HILARIOUS INSIDERS LOOK AT THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT!", April 30, 2008

By	Rick Shaq Goldstein "Rick Shaq Goldstein" (Danville, Ca, USA) - See all my reviews (TOP 500 REVIEWER)

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** AUTHOR'S NOTE **
"As I write this note, things don't look good in the Middle East. I'm not sure when you're reading this, but I assume that things still don't look good in the Middle East, because they never really do."
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The author Gregory Levey at the age of twenty-five-years-old and not even an Israeli citizen found himself sitting alone at the State of Israel's seat at the United Nations General Assembly. An important vote was about to take place, and he not only didn't know which way to vote on the resolution... he didn't even know what the resolution was!

This humorous and almost satirical yet somber situation was all set in motion innocently enough when Greg became bored in his second year of law school. The author being Jewish and a Canadian citizen going to school in New York decided to volunteer to serve in the Israeli army. After he signed up on-line for the army he still had a number of months ahead of him until he had to report to Israel. Unwilling to accept the monotonous months of waiting ahead he decided to apply for an internship at the Israeli Mission to the United Nations. What follows could provide enough fodder for a full season of hilarious sitcom material. As Greg followed up on his application, over and over again, without any positive results, he showed dogged determination and made yet another phone call to yet another person who told him to fax his resume directly to her. After still no response Greg gave up on the whole idea and left for Christmas break.

After he returned to New York in January he got a strange call from a man named Yaron from Israeli security. This led to many, many, phone calls with varying degrees of time between each clandestine call, with questions that ranged from "what side of the street did he live on?" to questions about the Jewish summer camp he attended as a child. Finally an interview was set up with Israeli Ambassador Mekel. The first thing the Ambassador said was: "You look perfect on paper, so there must be something wrong with you." During the interview the Ambassador told Greg there is no internship program but offered him a deputy speechwriter job on a part-time basis, because the regular speechwriter was going to be leaving and if everything went well he could take over fulltime. "Greg accepted the offer, but told him that as a Canadian, he was not eligible to work in the United States. The Ambassador shook his head before he even finished the sentence and said, "I can hire anyone I want. We'll just change your status from student to DIPLOMAT!" "So that was it. From the U.S. State Department's point of view, Greg was going to be an Israeli Diplomat, even though he wasn't an Israeli citizen." Greg had come in the hope of getting an internship and walked out as an Israeli Diplomat.

From there Greg starts writing speeches for Ambassador's in New York and gets noticed by Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's staff in Israel, and as a favor writes a speech for the Prime Minister. While working in the Mission in New York he takes a vacation in Israel and takes a course in "combat firearms". He subsequently takes another vacation and goes to Israel and takes an "intelligence and counterintelligence" course, and as part of an assignment has to go undercover as "Joey Shmeltz". He then gets invited to come to Israel and work on Prime Minister Sharon's staff. From there on out the author provides a never before seen "outsider's" view of the "inside" of the tumultuous stress that Israeli's face daily as a people and as a nation with a smattering of rye humor along the way.

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars Juvenile, patronizing, and not very funny, July 30, 2008

By	David Mandel - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

The author, probably because of his youth, shows consistently a superior and patronizing attitude.
Probably due to his "outsider" point of view, he generalizes and presents negative stereotypes from just a few personal unpleasant incidents.
If you read it for laughs or to gain some understanding of the complicated situation of the Middle East, you will be disappointed.
I was.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Levey bites the hand that feeds him, January 11, 2009

By	Sarah Schwartz (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

I could see why Greg Levey's book would be interesting to someone who hasn't spent much time in Israel and doesn't know much about the country. For someone who knows a little about the country, though, less than 25% of the book is particularly entertaining.

Much of the story is that Israelis are Israeli: simultaneously warm and rude, bureaucratic and disorganized, very serious about security and lax about everything else, and always always late. But you can find that out by walking into any Israeli government office to get a visa renewal or a tax exemption. Or from any of Efraim Kishon's books or films from the 1960s, which are far funnier. Levey tells many of the same anecdotes that everyone who has ever lived in Israel tells with humor, but he coats them in bitter outrage. Incidents are told in proportion to his irritation rather than humor: 3 pages cover a co-worker's obsession with baked potatoes, as if there were no eccentric co-workers outside Israel. Likewise "the worst person you'll ever meet" in Levey's eyes is an irresponsible and rude bureaucrat. Inshe allah that should be the worse person any of us ever meet.

Yes, we get it: Levey's sense of humor isn't good enough to allow him to tolerate the frustrations of Israel. He gives only one positive anecdote: workers donating part of their paychecks to help a co-worker with cancer whom none of them know.

Levey's experience taking security courses in Tel Aviv is a side of Israel that most people wouldn't have see, as are those seen from inside the government, though those are sparse. The best of those anecdotes are: Foreign Minister Silvan Shalom holding a meeting in his underwear and whose poor command of English necessitates that the sentences in his speeches be no longer than six words; Raanan Gissin telling Swedish diplomats the reason he was extremely late was that he had ordered from abroad a new pen and had to pick it up at the post office; ABBA's song Dancing Queen blasting on infinite repeat as Gissin did a media interview and drove on the sidewalk; nameless prime minister office bureaucrats leaking intentionally meaningless information to the press who struggle to decypher it.

The worst part of the book is the author's bitterness and ingratitude. At the beginning of the book Levey makes clear that Israel's informality and disorganization allowed him to be hired in the first place. Throughout the book, he interacts with high-ranking authorities and is repeatedly given opportunities beyond his rank and seniority, culminating with a relaxed and informal conversation with the prime minister who tries to find common ground with Levey to the point of asking if they have a mutual acquaintance. Instead of being touched by the informality of even the Prime Minister, Levey seems almost offended by the "tribal" nature of that question. Israel's informality gave him tremendous opportunities, and yet the book is unmercifully critical of the informality in virtually every respect in which the informality does not benefit him personally. The bottom line may simply be that Levey does not want to belong to a club that would have him as a member. He may not like it, but he belongs. I never heard of Levey before picking up this book at my public library's new books shelf, but I do know at least one person mentioned in his book from my college's Hillel and I'm sure that will be true for many readers.

Initially I wanted to write all about how Levey's political opinions seem knee-jerk, shallow, and naively one-sided, even when I agree with his conclusions, but that seems almost beside the point; the book isn't even good story-telling, much less political analysis. Like him, I favored the withdrawal from Gaza, but I'm surprised at his naivite to say that it was "the only hope for peace" and any opposition must be blinded by religious irrationality. As Kassam number 10,000 lands in Beer Sheva, it's now clear to everyone that there were strategic reasons to oppose withdrawal.