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Cool Story Babe... Now Make Me A Sandwich Mens T-shirt


Price: $1.47 - $19.95
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Black
  • 100% basic cotton shirt
  • See description below for exact measurements broken down by size.
  • Short Sleeve Basic Crewneck Tee

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Product Description

Rock the perfect funny tee with the classic Cool Story saying with a twist. The shirt is a basic cut tee shirt with crewneck collar, graphic print on front "Cool Story Baby... Now Make Me A Sandwich", made of cotton and is machine washable.

Measurements:
Size S: Chest 40" Length 28.5" Sleeves 7.5"
Size M: Chest 42" Length 29" Sleeves 7.5"
Size L: Chest 46" Length 29.5" Sleeves 7.5"
Size XL: Chest 46" Length 30" Sleeves 7.5"
Size XXL: Chest 50" Length 30.5" Sleeves 8"
Size XXXL: Chest 54" Length 31" Sleeves 8"
Style: COOL STORY

  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #8,098 in Clothing (See Top 100 in Clothing)
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    Hate isn't funny, it's just plain STUPID.
    Living Flame
    Save the money you are considering spending on this heinous garment and purchase a self-help book instead.
    L1558
    Well, this shirt is funny, fits well, and quite nice as well.
    Darion

    Most Helpful Customer Reviews

    91 of 109 people found the following review helpful By T. Megginson on November 10, 2012
    I agree with @presta. This shirt is a disaster.

    I bought one, and it arrived yesterday. Feeling peckish, I put it on this morning and presented my awesomely shirted self to my wife.

    Surprisingly, she greeted me with laughter. Then scorn. Assuming she did not understand the message (perhaps due to some cyclical hormonal imbalance) I read it out to her, very slowly, and pointed to each word in sequence.

    Not only do I now not have a sandwich. I also have a novelty tee shoved up where the sun does not shine.

    By the way, does anyone know if Amazon sells surgical forceps? And if so, is it possible to get Guaranteed Accelerated Delivery? This kind of hurts.
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    92 of 110 people found the following review helpful By presta on November 8, 2012
    I purchased this t-shirt for my boyfriend. When he put it on, I felt absolutely no desire to go make him a sandwich. Shirt does not work!
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    61 of 72 people found the following review helpful By AnchorsMcGee on June 6, 2013
    This shirt is great in yellow for when I really want to look like an inflammatory, uneducated, and sexist frat boy. It lets the ladies know that I won't respect them and they are beneath me without saying a word! 5/5 would buy again!
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    29 of 33 people found the following review helpful By Charlie on December 3, 2013
    This tee shirt is missing a matching fedora. If ever a shirt needed a matching fedora (well, a trilby) it is this one. Also, for some reason I can not get it in pink. What gives?
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    25 of 30 people found the following review helpful By jimmy dudebro on September 19, 2013
    Did not fix my crippling masculinity issues as I expected nor fix the fact that any woman that has spent more than ten seconds talking to me is repelled by my desire to assert my dominance over her. Go make me a sandwich!! Lololololololol! Only giving it 2 stars because the most common reaction to my shirt was to punch me in the face. This is good because scars and bruises are very manly for a manly man like me.
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    23 of 28 people found the following review helpful By PinkCat on January 6, 2014
    Are you tired of women asking you on dates? Wish you could escape all the flirtatious looks? Well then this is the shirt for you! You no longer need to fart, eat onions, or wear your pants obnoxiously low to keep attractive women away, just one look at this sexist comment, and you'll never have a girlfriend again!
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    10 of 11 people found the following review helpful By james on March 10, 2014
    I wore this shirt yesterday and got transported to another dimension where I was stabbed to death by every one of my deceased female ancestors and then received a series of intimate handjobs from bizarro hitler. Fits decently.
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    11 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Caitlin on February 10, 2014
    Waste of money, no girls came up to me and offered to make me a sandwich. Not even fat chicks. And I'm a really nice guy, I'm not like other guys, so I know it was the shirt's fault, not mine. Not to mention that fedora was not included. :( I'll have to stick with my pink "Don't laugh, this is your girlfriend's shirt" tee, I guess. Oh well, back to 4chan. I am laid low by the matriarchy once again. :(
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