Two retro smut classics from the sinful 70s! S.M.A.S.H. or HOW TO GET HUNG stars John Holmes in one of his earliest screen performances. In it he portrays Dr. Willdare who is planning a sex change operation on "Sue," a woman who longs for a penis. The unusual title of the movie is a spoof of Robert Altman's hit film M.A.S.H. In NO DEPOSIT NO RETURN our hero frequents a dive bar and manages to walk away with hot hippie chicks every time he visits. He first gets his groove on with a hooker who is "all business," but in this case business and pleasure mix merrily as the lady of the night seems to derive as much pleasure as he does. The next notch on his belt is a sexy secretary for the telephone company who has had a bad day at work. What cheers her up is a lengthy round of rumpy-pumpy. His third conquest is a girl who has never made it with a guy, and he deflowers the young filly with aplomb. As an extra bonus this DVD contains several bonus stag films from the sexy 70s.
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