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When Los Angeles comedian and television writer and producer Wilder-Taylor got pregnant, she feared undergoing this process: "a perfectly sane woman who swigs Jack Daniel's, never goes to sleep before eight a.m., and has had at least one STD gives birth and suddenly becomes a different person... [who] subscribes to three dozen parenting magazines, thinks a wild night is tossing back two O'Doul's, and never hits the hay after eight p.m." Of course, now that the author has a daughter, she's smitten; the child "grew on me every day, and by six months I was definitely her bitch." Hoping to be the voice of reason amid a cacophony of parenting advice (in the form of books, mothers-in-law and others), Wilder-Taylor dishes on sharing the parenting responsibilities with your husband ("I felt like saying, 'Didn't you get the memo? WE'RE PARENTS NOW! LOOK ALIVE!' "), breast feeding ("it hurts like a rhesus monkey biting your nipples"), meeting other new mothers (only they can answer questions like "How the f*** does this Diaper Genie work?") and other aspects of new parenthood. Crass but reassuring, Wilder-Taylor succeeds in putting fears at rest. (Apr.)
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"Crass but reassuring, Wilder-Taylor succeeds in putting fears at rest." ---Publishers Weekly --This text refers to the Audio CD edition.See all Editorial Reviews
Super funny and witty. Just my type of humor, I was literally laughing out loud.Published 1 month ago by Maureen Blessman
Stephanie doesn't cease to amaze and bring the "REAL" to real parenting. Easy to read and relate to if even if you aren't a parent yet. Read morePublished 2 months ago by D. Hernandez
Absolute garbage. I threw it in the trash. A book! It has blatantly racist jokes. It is boring. And it is not at all funny.Published 2 months ago by Alma
Really funny and calms me down about not being the Alpha Mom.Published 4 months ago by Evelyn Alvarez
I liked this book and Stephanie Wilder-Taylor is funny, but it did feel light on content. Having said that its a good easy read for a new mum and for the great kindle price I'm not... Read morePublished 5 months ago by tankgerl79
Just like her newer book, hilarious & encouraging for Moms. Laughed and loud - loved it!Published 5 months ago by Julia