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Slim to None [Kindle Edition]

Jenny Gardiner
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (94 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Abbie Jennings is Manhattan's top food critic until her expanding waistline makes staying incognito at restaurants impossible. Her cover blown on Page Six of the New York Post, her editor has no choice but to bench her—and suggest she use the time off to bench-press her way back to anonymity. Abbie’s life has been built around her career, and therefore around celebrating food. Forced to drop the pounds if she wants her primo gig back, Abbie must peel back the layers of her past and confront the fears that have led to her current life.

"Satisfying as a Thanksgiving dinner at Mom's... Jenny Gardiner's heroine gives us a sarcastic but provocative look at our love-hate relationship with food. You'll eat this up in one sitting. – AD HUDLER, bestselling author of Househusband and Man of the House

With a strong yet delightfully vulnerable voice, food critic Abbie Jennings embarks on a soulful journey where her love for banana cream pie and disdain for ill-fitting Spanx clash in hilarious and heartbreaking ways. As her body balloons and her personal life crumbles, Abbie must face the pain and secret fears she’s held inside for far too long. I cheered for her the entire way. – Beth Hoffman, bestselling author of Saving CeeCee Honeycutt

"Jenny Gardiner has done it again - this fun, fast-paced book is a great
summer read." – Sarah Pekkanen, author of The Opposite of Me



Product Details

  • File Size: 597 KB
  • Print Length: 357 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 098290505X
  • Publisher: Diversion Books (December 3, 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003K15N9E
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #120,707 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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54 of 54 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, touching, left me hungry for more May 28, 2010
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Jenny Gardiner's new novel, Slim to None, starts with a marvelous premise. Abby Jenning's, the food critic for a major New York newspaper, eats her way out of her job. One of the job requirements of reviewing restaurants is to remain incognito. After a photo of her appears in a competing newspaper, and her girth makes the prospect of disguising herself unlikely, her editor reassigns Abby to a desk job for six months. In that time she needs to lose weight, as well as come to terms with her relationship with food, her husband and a family she didn't know existed. She is assisted in her efforts by a homeless man who may not be as he seems, her dog Cognac, and a philandering friend. She must also do battle with a decidedly sneaky and corrupt colleague, who is standing in for her as restaurant reviewer and wants her job on a permanent basis.

The book is very funny, often unexpectedly touching and insightful. It also includes recipes at the end of many of the chapters. Overall it left me hungry for chicken and crab with cheese in phyllo and for more of Jenny Gardner's writing. Jenny Gardiner's Slim to None is simply great fun.
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25 of 26 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Slim to None October 28, 2010
Format:Kindle Edition
Abbie Jennings loves her job as Manhattan's top food critic- until her identity is revealed and her unflattering picture with ever-expanding waistline is splashed across the newspapers. She becomes the joke of the town as the overweight food lover, and promptly loses her job at the New York Post since she can no longer go incognito to restaurants. Abbie takes this opportunity to finally go on that diet and shed some pounds, but struggles with motivation and the reasoning behind her relationship with food. To add to Abbie's problems, she is going through a difficult time with her husband, who is trying to persuade her to leave the city and finally start a family. It takes the guidance of an unusual friend to finally help Abbie see what she really wants out of life.

Slim to None by Jenny Gardiner is a good story. I didn't get real invested in the main character, and some off the story lines seemed just a bit off for me. I did like the plot, and the descriptions of some of the delectable dishes made me start eating while reading, but it just wasn't enough. Sometimes, Abbie's character came off as incredibly selfish, never really listening to her husband and continually doing things the way she wanted. There is also a best friend in the story, who I never could quite figure out what she was doing there. She popped up at random times, and during most of the meat of the story, she wasn't mentioned at all, only to return once again at the end. I found myself confused throughout the duration, as the writing was a bit all over the place and jumping from scene to scene without any real fluidity. Like I said earlier, I did like the story, I thought it was interesting though not necessarily unique, and I believe some good life lessons can be taken away from the main character's troubles. Slim to None won't be on my Favorites List, but I think some other chick lit lovers will be able to appreciate this story.
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25 of 26 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Slim to None Chance You Won't Like It! May 16, 2011
By KD
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
I bought this book based on reviews and wasn't disappointed. As someone who isn't a twenty-something but still likes "Chick Lit", I appreciated that the main character was a little older and contemplating some major life issues. It's a very entertaining and easy read with more depth/drama (but no tears, promise!) than typical in these types of books. I thought it was a light read that was resolved - but not predictably - at the end. At the same time, there's room for more to come, so I hope the author writes more books in the series! One of the best books in this genre that I've read in a while. (Agreeing with previous reviewers, there are a few minor editing errors; if 4.5 rating was possible, with the 1/2 star reduction based only on this.)
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A 'Sweet' Story for a Sick Day at Home September 28, 2011
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I was in the mood for a fast, satisfying read and "Slim to None" delivered with flying colours. I love a story where the character has to overcome great physical odds in order to find themselves. This story was full of funny food metaphors, which sometimes made me groan at the obviousness of it all, but in the end it was a "sweet read".
I thought that I had figured out the ending, only to be pleasantly surprised when it went in a different, but better direction. My only critique was the author would not reveal the main character's weight, which I dearly wanted to know. I understand why the author chose not to reveal the weight, so that more people could put themselves in the MC's shoes, but I'm a numbers kinda gal when it comes to weight.
I fully recommend this book to anyone who wants a story involving an early middle-aged woman who needs to make some major life choices in order to find perfect happiness. I look forward to more from the same author.
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Are you kidding me?? November 8, 2011
By Nel001
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Ok. So seriously? This book was so bad. I rarely write book reviews, and this may seem mean, but this book was so bad and here's why: (*spoiler alert*)
I'm going to pretend the Kindle edition, (that's the one I read) apparently didn't have spell check, or an editor and move on to other things that really bothered me. As an overweight person, I have recently begun going to the gym and have changed my lifestyle (food and activity) to lose weight. When I read the synopsis of this book, I thought, wow! What better book to read at the gym, while also working off the pounds?! I could not have been more wrong. For anyone with intelligence and the knowledge of ever being slightly to not-so-slightly overweight, this book was insulting, both to fat people and intelligent people alike. It was packed full of fat jokes, old, not the slightest bit funny fat jokes and a premise that was so over-played that it was completely predictable. The only thing I was hoping for throughout the book was that her loving husband would finally realize what a horrible selfish person she was and leave her. (See, I told you I was going to be mean.)
The book, which I thought would be great for working out included a recipe at the beginning of almost each chapter of some decadent heavy calorie meal or dessert, which just added to the annoyance of this read. So I am supposed to read about your struggles with weight loss and relate this to my own life, and oh! Thanks for throwing in that recipe for a super banana cream pie. That was really helpful! As soon as I stop sweating out my Halloween candy on the treadmill, I'll get right in the kitchen and make that.
The only reason I finished this book was the hope that maybe, just maybe it might get better. But it never did.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
2.0 out of 5 stars Two Stars
slow reading
Published 1 month ago by Marilyn Sloan
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Loved this book !
Published 2 months ago by Michelle Schneider
5.0 out of 5 stars so I loved it! Change is hard
I lived it, so I loved it! Change is hard, even w/ great support!
Published 2 months ago by Rose M.
5.0 out of 5 stars I love it
just as promised.
Published 3 months ago by Joseph E. Ford
5.0 out of 5 stars A Fun, Entertaining and Emotional Book
This was my first Jenny Gardiner book and I loved it. The characters were great, I really cared about them and I was sad when the book was over. Love the recipes too. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Rhea Parsons
4.0 out of 5 stars spectacularly written!
As a woman who has fought with weight problems my whole life, sometimes winning, sometimes losing, Slim to None really struck a cord with me. Read more
Published 9 months ago by GeorgiePordgie
1.0 out of 5 stars Not worth the time
I am sorry to say this novel was not worth the time. There didn't seem to be a point to it and the recipes were not impressive. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Lana Hobson
2.0 out of 5 stars It was alright
Being a bit of a health freak I did not enjoy this book as much as others may have because it was full of recipes for very rich food, but it was still a cute read in the end.
Published 11 months ago by Avidreader88
5.0 out of 5 stars Great story
Great story. I laughed & I cried. Love a story that you can learn from - that makes you think.
Published 12 months ago by Karen Marzullo
3.0 out of 5 stars it was okay
If reading this as food literature, it is immensely enjoyable. The descriptions of foods are mouth-watering and it is frankly rather impossible to read without getting hungry. Read more
Published 13 months ago by S.C.
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More About the Author

Hi! I'm the author of the #1 Kindle bestselling novel SLIM TO NONE; the award-winning novel SLEEPING WITH WARD CLEAVER; the memoir WINGING IT: A MEMOIR OF CARING FOR A VENGEFUL PARROT WHO'S DETERMINED TO KILL ME (Simon Spotlight/March 2010)--> now renamed BITE ME: A PARROT, A FAMILY AND A WHOLE LOT OF FLESH WOUNDS and available digitally; ANYWHERE BUT HERE; ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE; and WHERE THE HEART IS; as well as the essay collection NAKED MAN ON MAIN STREET. I also have a short story in Wade Rouse's fabulous anthology of humorous dog stories, I'M NOT THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THIS RELATIONSHIP that features such authors as Jen Lancaster, Rita Mae Brown, Sarah Pekkanen, and more. I've published two stories for Kindle: THE GALL OF IT ALL: And None of the Three F's Rhymes with Duck, and IDOL WORSHIP: A Lost Week with the Wackos and Wannabes at American Idol Auditions.

I've had pieces appear in Ladies Home Journal, the Washington Post and on NPR's Day to Day. I joke that I honed my fiction writing skills while working as a publicist for a US Senator. Other jobs I've held have included: an orthodontic assistant (learning quite readily that I wasn't cut out for a career in polyester), a waitress (probably my highest-paying job), a TV reporter, a pre-obituary writer, and a photographer (claim to fame: being hired to shoot Prince Charles--with a camera, silly!). I live in Virginia with my husband, three kids, two dogs, one cat, one rabbit and a gregarious parrot. In my free time I study Italian, dream of traveling to exotic locales, and feel very guilty for rarely attempting to clean the house. Visit me at my website, www.jennygardiner.net; my blog, www.jennygardiner.net/blog/ ; my facebook fan page http://www.facebook.com/jennygardinerbooks , or twitter http://twitter.com/jennygardiner


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