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The Slow-Moving Person's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse: A How-to for the Survival of the Unfit Paperback – August 8, 2011

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You don't have to be zombie food. Impairments, illness, aging, overweight, no matter what makes you Slow-Moving, you can survive the zombie apocalypse. The Guide offers advice on how to make a barricade using your power wheelchair, how to survive the Safe House, what to do if you meet an Alpha Climber, and much more.

"Brilliant." - Fred Wilson, neighbor

"A real guide for real people." - Mistress Splinter of the Pain Shack

"Two crazy thumbs up." - The Crazy Critic

"A stunning achievement." - Ray Smith, grizzled war veteran

About the Author

B. Fox is a writer, illustrator, and expert clay snake maker living in Salt Lake City.

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B. Fox is a spectacle-wearing cartoon living in Salt Lake City. Her style is heavily influenced by the works of B. Kliban, Shel Silverstein, Gary Larsen, and Dr. Seuss, as well as the novels of Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. and Douglas Adams.

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