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The Smart Aleck's Guide to American History [Library Binding]

Adam Selzer (Author)
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December 22, 2009
Do you know America? No, I mean, do you REALLY know America? Would you recognize John Adams in a lineup? Can you identify any presidents between Lincoln and Roosevelt?

Hmmm. I thought so.

Well, you really need this book.

Not only will it improve your sorry historical knowledge, it will crack you up, and give you material to throw your teachers off-balance for entire class periods. Identify their lies! Point out their half-truths! And possibly, just possibly, gain some extra credit for yourself.


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Grade 8 Up—In the style of acclaimed writers Jon Stewart (The Daily Show) and Steven Colbert (The Colbert Report), this witty, comedic, and appealing volume abandons the world of historical dates and battles to fill in some of the gaps in young Americans' knowledge of their country's history. Readers learn of General Washington's rebellion against the "basic rules of boating safety" as well as encounter James K. Polk's mullet ("Business up front, party in the back, baby.") while benefiting greatly from the book's efficient presentation of pivotal themes and events such as the American Revolution, Civil War, and Civil Rights Movement. This clever and informative work follows a chronological arrangement from early exploration to the inauguration of President Barack Obama in January 2009. Each chapter concludes with a "Some of the Stuff We Missed" section, essay questions such as "Who was the bigger jerk, Hitler or Stalin?"; vocabulary words; and multiple choice "End-of-Chapter Questions" that range from "What do you think happened to those Croatoan guys—and what gave you that idea?" to "What Civil War guy had the best nickname?" Small black-and-white photos and reproductions appear throughout. The companion Web site contains supplemental information, links to relevant documents and other sites, and "Assignment Alerts!" for further exploration. This informal approach is sure to appeal to even the most reluctant of readers.—Brian Odom, Pelham Public Library, AL
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About the Author

Adam Selzer is the author of How to Get Suspended and Influence People. He grew up in the suburbs of Des Moines and now lives in downtown Chicago, where he can write in a different coffee shop every day without even leaving his neighborhood. In addition to his work as a tour guide and assistant ghostbuster (really), he moonlights as a rock star. Check him out on the Web at www.adamselzer.com.


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Product Details

  • Reading level: Ages 12 and up
  • Library Binding: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Delacorte Books for Young Readers (December 22, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0385906137
  • ISBN-13: 978-0385906135
  • Product Dimensions: 6.4 x 0.9 x 9.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,171,854 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Adam Selzer is the proud coiner of the immortal phrase "you don't have to be smart to be a smartass, but it helps." He writes humorous books (both fiction and non) for readers of all ages by day and runs ghost tours in Chicago by night. If you can find two cooler jobs than that, take 'em! He is one of those people you hear about on the news who has to choose between paying off student loans and having a health care plan, and occasionally claims to be the third cowboy from the left in the famous "lost thunderbird photo." He is also credited by film historians as having inspired the film "Bedtime for Bonzo," which starred Ronald Reagan and a chimp. People who point out that said movie was released decades before he was born just don't know enough about quantum physics. Adam enjoys standing in long lines for tickets, and hopes to one day travel back in time to wait in line overnight for tickets to see a Charles Dickens reading. See him online at http://www.adamselzer.com

 

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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and Informative...How Often Does That Happen?, January 10, 2010
I really can't believe no one has reviewed this book yet. I work at a bookstore and picked this up after flipping through a couple of random chapters. If only textbooks were this amusing the world would be a much better place, believe me. I'm 35 and found myself cracking up at the jokes yet strangely dredging up all these facts and tidbits I thought had seeped out with time. Guess some of that stuff sticks around in the old grey matter somewhere. The book seems geared toward young adults and teens but I think anyone with half a sense of humor would appreciate it, from teens all the way up. The Smart Aleck's Guide is short and to the point, touching on only the most important (or ridiculous) aspects of American History, and I certainly wouldn't rely on it to get me through college. How much could they cram into one book, though, seriously? Where textbooks fail and this achieves, for me anyway, is spark some new or long forgotten interest in the history of us as a people and our beloved yet not-perfect nation. This is done with brief yet informative chapters, sidebars and footnotes, and a helluva lot more fart jokes. My personal favorite has to be the wealth of paintings and photographs we've all seen before, yet with laugh-out loud captions by some Smart-Aleck (check out the pants on the guys on the back of the two-dollar bill sometime). Anyway, I'd highly recommend this book to any parents with young adults, teens, or some 90 year-old coot wanting to brush up on his/her history. I can only hope the Smart Alecks continue what they started and come up with more volumes to add to this. There's a lot of history out there, and a lot more jokes to be had at the expense of some centuries-long dead guy. Trust me, they won't care.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars smart alecks guide to american history, January 24, 2011
i cant stop laughing. Facts are intermingled with true «smart aleck» humor. i am only a fourth of the way through the book and want to buy it for friends...history teachers...family. Not really a kids' book. This is adult humor.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Don't just read this book...covet it!, February 16, 2010

There are some books that simply feel like they are made for a certain type of reader. This book, I have to say, "called out" to me when I opened the battered box that looked like it had survived the fast-paced world of the postal service just to get into my hands. One of my favorite things in life is sarcasm (in case this was unclear). I have a sincere affection for writers who have the ability to make people enjoy and learn a subject by using the power of laughter. Mr. Selzer and his crew certainly have the ability to make a reader laugh until they cry - which is exactly what happened to me when I decided to "bone" up on American History.

With Jon Stewart-like savvy, the Smart Aleck's organization decided to begin history at the beginning (or, at least, what we Americans like to think of as the beginning. You know? When we came along). Before that it was all just these strangely-dressed, short Europeans who had no idea of the concept of soap, let alone shampoo. The introduction begins when we were all Europeans - some of us had boots and some were barefoot - while shoveling manure in Europe looking toward the far distant shore, yearning for freedom. We are then led through the pages by a very able hand who shows us what it was like to ride across that ocean in a very leaky, cold boat, and stand before the Indians with looks of intense fear on our faces. We spend a lot of time with those macho explorers who risked their lives and the lives of others to discover treasures that were real (America), and things imaginary (El Dorado, anyone?) We are shown the ones who made it and the lesser known ones who were eaten by cannibals. I'm always amazed that these people chose this job, especially without the benefit of health insurance. (Huh...come to think about it...the lack of that certainly hasn't changed).

The next chapters introduce us to The Puritans who liked to scream Witch! just about as often as they could (and kept a supply of really strong rope handy.) I can only imagine what Cotton Mather would have said about Harry Potter...no one would've been safe. We are shown the fashions of each century and, let's face it the costumes - especially the hats - were far cuter than they are nowadays. We've literally gone from colorful, feather-encrusted caps for our leaders, to boring old suits. It really is a shame. We then read about the Colonists, who were a little revolting to say the least, and the whole George III guy who was a real nutbag right from the beginning. Through Valley Forge we trudge without the benefit of snow pants, eating rock cakes and suffering horrible digestive issues - to the signers of all those documents we care so much about that make us what we are today. The Boston Tea Party seems to have been a real lot o' fun, too; and, then, some of us hearty folk looked to the West - where there was most assuredly plenty of room to set-up strip malls.

From Lewis and Clark and their explorations, to The Civil War, where we all decided that Yankees and Confederates could just NOT live together in harmony - (I'm a Yankee, so I'm always pleased that we won this one) - to the Gold Rush; through the roaring twenties, meeting and greeting every well-known and also the most forgettable presidents of the time periods. WWI, WWII...pretty much everything that Billy Joel sings about in his song "We Didn't Start the Fire," is brought up in this wonderful look at American history.

Do not only read this book, covet this book. Not only are the "extras" offered - including experiments, like hanging a one-legged man just to see which way he'll turn in the breeze - but the writing, itself, is a way to unwind, release the tension, and turn off the television set so you don't need to look at the next group of "suits" trying like heck to destroy everything that this country fought so hard for in the first place. Congrats! Bravo! I hope the Smart Aleck's keep making these left and right so that We the people can have a whole lot of fun and learn something at the same time.

Until Next Time,
Amy Lignor, [...] Reviewer
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