Smiffy's

Smiffy's Men's Borat Mankini Dress

• 95% Polyester/5% Lycra
• Dry Clean Only
• As seen in the Borate Movie
• This item is one size

Product Description

Licensed Green Borate Lycra Manikin

Product Details

• Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
• ASIN: B005HMHNX8
• Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #14,312 in Clothing (See Top 100 in Clothing)

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

51 of 53 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Grandpa loves it!, July 4, 2008

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B. Husick (Seattle, WA USA) - See all my reviews
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I bought this for myself, but after a few tries, I just didn't get used to it, so I gave it to my grandfather. It was an instant hit! All the people at the "home" love seeing papa parade around the place. I'm not sure how to top this for his next birthday.

42 of 45 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars So very good, July 26, 2008

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Jesse I. Vermont (ST.Louis, Mo, USA) - See all my reviews
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I had a couple of problems at first. To begin with I ordered the wrong size. Major headache. You don't want one that's a size or two "too large" as they tend to ball up between your legs, just below your junk. Makes walking hard. When I finally got the right size I was much, much happier. Well at least after I figured out which was the front. I put it on backwards at first and it felt, well, not right. At least not as right as it should. Anyway a friend of my Grandma's pointed out the fact that it was backwards. I owe you one, Ms. Fritsche.
After my initial difficulties in acquiring the right size and determing the proper way to wear it, I was off to greet the world in my new Mankini. Let me tell you, it is one heckuva way to greet the workday! Walking out to a cool, crisp morning in my mankini is refreshing. I can feel the wind course through my chest hair. I can feel the security of my manhood protected and comforted in the nice, soft material. It makes me feel both aroused and empowered, as if I were the King and Ruler of some very erotic country where men are men and women are never left alone for long periods of time unattended.
This product is truly magnificent. I am both supported in critical areas and yet left unencumbered by excess fabric. I can pair the mankini with a pullover sweater and some flip flops for a causual, beachy look that fits in almost anywhere - from the office to the PTO meeting.
I do have one complaint: when worn for prolonged periods of time the area supporting my behind tends to "ride up" a bit and wedge itself into my nether regions. While I don't really mind this, per se, I hope it doesn't pose any long-term hygiene related issues. Does this green color dye cause cancer? Anyone? Little help would be appreciated...

85 of 96 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Outfit, October 31, 2007

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Katie Jay "Cynical Monkey" (Lurking, IN) - See all my reviews

My husband needed something to wear on our family vacation this summer, so he opted for this. At first he was a little nervous about wearing the mankini, since it was his first time meeting my entire family, but once everyone downed the first bottle of Jack Daniels the awkwardness just disappeared. As a matter of fact, I am seriously considering ordering one for my dad for Christmas.

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