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Smut: Stories [Deckle Edge] [Paperback]

Alan Bennett
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Book Description

January 3, 2012
One of England’s finest and most loved writers explores the uncomfortable and tragicomic gap between people’s public appearance and their private desires in two tender and surprising stories.

In The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson, a recently bereaved widow finds interesting ways to supplement her income by performing as a patient for medical students, and renting out her spare room. Quiet, middle-class, and middle-aged, Mrs. Donaldson will soon discover that she rather enjoys role-play at the hospital, and the irregular and startling entertainment provided by her tenants.

In The Shielding of Mrs. Forbes, a disappointed middle-aged mother dotes on her only son, Graham, who believes he must shield her from the truth. As Graham’s double life becomes increasingly complicated, we realize how little he understands, not only of his own desires but also those of his mother.

A master storyteller dissects a very English form of secrecy with two stories of the unexpected in otherwise apparently ordinary lives.


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Editorial Reviews

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"Artfully entertaining…On one particular subject Bennett is incomparably brilliant: role-playing, which is the meat of both stories." —Simon Schama, Financial Times (London)

"Bennett’s humor consistently resides in the logic of the parenthetical aside, the comedy of the false appearances or misperceptions being challenged or disabused.…Mrs. Donaldson is not as unconventional as she thought herself, and no one around Mr. Forbes is where—or who—they pretend to be." —The Guardian (London)

"Tender and comic…This is Bennett’s world, where repression is never far from the sexual act….Good, old-fashioned British humor with the lightest of subversive twists."—The Independent (London)

About the Author

Alan Bennett has been one of England’s leading dramatists since the success of Beyond the Fringe. The History Boys won six Tony Awards; his most recent play is The Habit of Art.


Product Details

  • Paperback: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Picador; Original edition (January 3, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1250003164
  • ISBN-13: 978-1250003164
  • Product Dimensions: 7.3 x 4.7 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #162,608 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Alan Bennett is a renowned playwright and essayist, a succession of whose plays have been staged at the Royal National Theatre and whose screenplay for The Madness of King George was nominated for an Academy Award. He made his first stage appearance with Beyond the Fringe and his latest play was The Lady in the Van with Maggie Smith. Episodes from his award-winning Talking Heads series have been shown on PBS. His first novel, The Clothes They Stood Up In, was published in 2000. He lives in London.

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars As "unseemly" as Bennett suggests September 13, 2011
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Alan Bennett has made a career of making the observation of transgressive behavior feel like looking through a keyhole into another room at people we know we shouldn't be watching. In "Smut: Two Unseemly Stories", he teases the characters into life slowly, deliberately, and in a way making them irresistible. How do they tick? What motivates them? He provides just enough to want us to know more at every page. At the end of the two stories (and I liked the first far more than the second), we see how people make compromises with their lives simply to get on with them.

In "The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson", we peep at a middle-class lady whose changed circumstances perplex her, yet she goes on with keeping calm and carrying on. In the same way, it's not the title character in "The Shielding of Mrs. Forbes" to whom we pay the most attention. Yet we leave the story wondering whether she's more a victim or the ultimate victor.

Bennett revels in relative morality. Nobody is entirely "right" or "wrong". They are, however, all able to adapt to changing circumstance, making them human, believable, and not necessarily likable. While I might forget Mrs. Forbes, who does what she has to do, Mrs. Donaldson's greening - blooming? - I won't soon forget.

It was worth the postal surcharge to get this title from the UK rather than wait until January 2012 for a US release.
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14 of 17 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars `snot Smut May 17, 2011
Format:Hardcover
Alan Bennett's latest book explores sexuality in suburbia with a 55 year old widower who becomes a peeping tom landlady in lieu of rent to her exhibitionist lodgers, and a secretly gay banker who gets blackmailed by one of his lovers.

The title "Smut" and the word "unseemly" both give the wrong idea about the stories - they might have seemed transgressive in years past but watching people have sex and being gay aren't really taboo any more. The quaint terminology employed by Bennett is reflective of the style in which he writes, that is in quietly articulate prose that neither offends nor exhilarates. The storytelling and writing is never less than masterful but for all that the stories themselves are never shocking and have a charm to them that's quite disarming.

The way Bennett drops information onto the reader - character A is sleeping with character B who is pregnant with character C's child - or an elderly woman being propositioned by a younger man, is very matter-of-fact and casual, which is how Bennett manages to keep the reader on their toes - blink and you'll miss the revelation!

While the book and it's subject of modern day sex may sell itself as racy, it's actually quite light and unchallenging. It's a good read and I enjoyed it but it's unlikely to make a deep impression on anyone. A "nice" book about sex - only Alan Bennett could've done it!
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A master of concision and understatement January 12, 2012
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Anyone who has seen and enjoyed Bennett's TALKING HEADS single-character plays will likely enjoy the two stories that comprise SMUT. Leave it to Sophocles and Aeschylus to expose the tragic flaws of the world's elite, if you want to ponder the little things that undo the world's other ninety-nine percent then turn to ever observant and impish Alan Bennett. As he did in the Talking Heads plays BED AMONG THE LENTILS and MISS FROZZARD FINDS HER FEET, Bennett shows in these two new stories how the middle class drive for respectability and secrecy is responsible for that class's social imprisonment and isolation. Often in Bennett it seems that compromise, and the middle class instinct to seek out an accecptable one, is the only way out of any predicament.

Bennett's protagonists often find themselves trapped in unbalanced, oppressive relationships. In THE GREENING OF MRS DONALDSON, the first story in SMUT, the widower Mrs Donaldson's tormentor is her adult daughter who frowns on her mother's participation in medical students' training by enacting various ailments, and even more adamantly objects to her mother's taking in of lodgers. That both experiences lead Mrs Donaldson to belatedly discover her sexuality, and more importantly her autonomy, is a secret she must keep from her narrow-minded daughter and her "respectable" friends.

I found the second story, THE SHIELDING OF MRS FORBES, even more delightful. Graham Forbes is a handsome, vain homosexual and the apple of his mother's eye. His decision to marry the plain (physically unattractive) Betty prompts a cascade of catty remarks from Forbes mere. (I can see her being played in the movie by Jessica Walter of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Deceptively unpretentious March 5, 2012
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It is a modest book, small in size, beautifully printed on deckle-edge paper, with an almost-plain blue-grey cover. Then you notice that what seems to be a random design is actually a visual kama sutra of the possible positions in which two china teacups can engage in congress. "Smut" is used in Britain for salacious language -- not the hard stuff, but the dirty talk of young teens; in the hands of a septuagenarian master, the two longish stories that make up this book are deliciously risqué. In one, "The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson," a widow's life is transformed when her two young lodgers offer her the opportunity of watching their love-making. In the other, "The Shielding of Mrs. Forbes," the marriage of a mother's boy to a somewhat plain bride, sets off a chain of sexual complications in which many of the boundaries of age, gender, and fidelity are broken down. This is the funnier of the two stories, as Bennett gleefully demolishes notions of middle-class propriety, and shows what really goes on inside a marriage. Not in terms of the sex, but as a question of who wields the power and how, and -- though it seems almost obscene to talk of happiness in the context of a sex romp -- what really holds couples together.

Many of the same qualities occur in "Mrs. Donaldson," but this story, the longer of the two, contains a great deal more. It shows Alan Bennett's extraordinary insight into the art of acting; starting off as an actor himself in BEYOND THE FRINGE, he has made his subsequent career as one of Britain's most distinguished playwrights, most notably in THE HISTORY BOYS. Not that Mrs. Donaldson is an actress, as such.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars smut is smutty
this book is just as the title says - smut. It is not porn. I loved it. I wish it had been longer, as in more stories.
Published 1 month ago by Feldydancer
4.0 out of 5 stars Surprising
It is amazing, fun and easy to read.
It makes you think that secrets are not so secret.
Perfect for a spring afternoon.
Published 3 months ago by EAE70
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughing All The Way
Bennet's two novellas are stylishly, wildly funny. The first and better of the two may put you off sex forever, but you'll be laughing so hard you won't care.
Published 3 months ago by Laura V. Foreman
3.0 out of 5 stars Quick read
Interesting quick read - not long stories but they keep you interested, flipping over the pages until the story is all but over!
Published 3 months ago by Will_In_Newey
5.0 out of 5 stars Good read!
Bennett is wonderfully Bennett, the wry observer of humans being human, never two other same, frequently not at all as they have been cast.
Published 4 months ago by A. Jones
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazingly Wonderful Stories
I read this in one night and would be happy to read it again. The stories were provocative, griping, and interesting on many levels, not just what is expected
Published 4 months ago by S. Perchikoff
4.0 out of 5 stars Good but maybe phoned in....
I picked up this book basically by chance while on a visit to my neighborhood public library, so I should mention right off the bat I didn't pay for it. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Mike Duron
4.0 out of 5 stars Surprisingly sad for such a cheeky title...
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Alan Bennett's Smut is comprised of two stories: The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson and The Shielding of Mrs. Forbes. The former follows Mrs. Read more
Published 4 months ago by jaclyn michelle
2.0 out of 5 stars Smut
Well written but odd premise. Characters well done but story not believable. Probably satire although I didn't find it very funny. Read more
Published 5 months ago by marilynn
4.0 out of 5 stars "How often do young people ever look at you? At our age we're...
So comments Mrs. Donaldson's friend at the medical training center. Both are trained "patients" who present with assigned diseases for new doctors to diagnosis. And when Mrs. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Amelia Gremelspacher
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