Product Details

• Actors: Alby Castro, Ryanne Ruiz, Giovanni Bejerano, Al Galvez, Lola Forsberg
• Directors: Peter Mervis
• Format: Color, DVD, NTSC
• Language: English, Spanish
• Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  
• Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
• Number of discs: 1
• Rated: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
• Studio: Timeless Media Group
• DVD Release Date: June 19, 2007
• Run Time: 91 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 2.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (22 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B000OYC77G
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #145,813 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
• For more information about "Snakes on a Train" visit the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

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SNAKES ON A TRAIN - DVD Movie

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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars Someone Pull the Emergency Brake!, September 1, 2006

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C. J. Hardman (San Diego, CA USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Snakes on a Train (DVD)

Being a railroad conductor and generally a fan of snakes, I simply couldn't resist picking up "Snakes on a Train" for a depraved 2-day weekend reserved for lazing on the couch, quaffing copious amount of Dr. Pepper, inhaling chocolate, and thinking occasionally about the chores I should be doing. The gal at the check-out counter of my local dvd rental establishment gave me a dubious look and inquired, "You do know this isn't 'Snakes on a Plane'?" Yes, I knew. Apparently some individuals who couldn't read and can't tell a locomotive from a plane had rented it with higher expectations. I however was willing to take a chance, and wasn't expecting a masterpiece.

It's entertainment. Hardly the worst I've seen (not as vapid as "Murdercycle"), but not close to "The Shining", or say the more recent "Jeepers Creepers". The plot centers around a Mexican Indian woman cursed by her own family for rejecting a wealthy suitor...the village shaman she chose instead accompanies her across the USA/Mexico border to a Southern Pacific train depot (yes, the SP of days gone by) where they coax thuggish stowaways in the baggage car into allowing them to board.

Character development is weak, about on par with what you can find on late-night cable or the old USA Network productions from the late '80's through the '90's. Remember the flick with those slug-things that got inside people? Shades of that. Then again, If I wanted character development I would have gotten something boring and sentimental :) My major complaint is that there could have been a lot more spoofing and humor in this. About the funniest part was when the shaman runs over the top of the cars, finds the locomotive engineer smoking ~something~ out of a lightbulb, knocks him out a smashes up the engine's console--or what set crew thinks an audience will believe will pass for a locomotive's control console. I caught a glimpse of a picture which looked like it might have been the engineer and conductor laying down together shirtless...which really is neither here nor there, but provided the one laugh in a film offered numerous ripe opportunities for parody. The Conductor apparently forgets where the energency brake valve is and has some kind of breakdown...so when he is eaten by a snake, I didn't feel too bad. Incompetence!

Of the snakes, plenty of Ball pythons (even an albino!), Boas and garter snakes...and waaay too much rattling for any of those. But I digress. There were some darkened shots of long-haul Amtrak passenger trains with Superliner equipment...and despite this, Amtrak (not to mention the Union Pacific, which owns the rights to the SP logo) did not appear in the credits. The crappy interiors of the crappy coaches used in this film date to the 1940's and thank goodness, are not used by Amtrak :o On second thought, It is probably a good thing Amtrak wasn't credited in any way for this production.

So...to the frat boys and beer-blast entheusiasts, this is a good one to have on during rauccous gatherings when nobody is quite sure what is happening. And for railroaders on their off days...hey, you could do worse! Better to watch than work, right? ;)

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars twinklefairy hugs, January 21, 2007

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Jebbadiah Snapperwilkeltonersmithjohn "Pumpki... (The Pumpkin Patch!) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Snakes on a Train (DVD)

This movie was pretty much the best movie i have ever seen! With horrible acting and what could be the worst special effects EVER this movie will make u whoopie in ur pants! With an acidtrip ending which was probably written while the scren writer was high on every drug known to man ull be left sitting on ur couch thinking wtfmate! With random creepy perverts, nudity, bloodsplatters, and little girls getting eaten by snakes u could either find this movie oggly dolefus or peefizzle wankleburg! THE PUMKIN OVERLORDS DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES!!!!!! anyway buy this movie or else pandas will eat your face! also watch vampire assasin SO SAY THE PUMPKNI OVERLORDS!

6 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars These "Snakes" are missing in action., December 22, 2006

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Renfield "Up the Irons" (Edmonton, Canada) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Snakes on a Train (DVD)

Here's some advice: if you're gonna make a movie called "Snakes on a "Train", you might NOT wanna save the snakes until the last 5 minutes. Even more so about the ending, which involves not a Snake on a Train, but rather a train in a snake. No doubt about it.

A die-hard fan of SNAKES ON A PLANE, I rented SOAT, and thought it would be good. Instead, it was just worse than I thought it would be. Here's what's wrong:

1. Firstoff, let me say that this movie is BORING- The snakes aren't even unleashed until the ending.

2. When I see a film with a tagline that includes "1000 venomous vipers", I EXPECT THERE TO BE VIPERS. THere was only one viper and the rest are just ball pythons and Garter Snakes (WTF?)

3. The characters are underdeveloped, and totally, are boring.

4. TERRIBLE S/FX! (Spoiler) WHen the chick turns into a basilisk at the end, the S/FX are terrible!

So AVOID THIS AT ALL COSTS!