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on January 20, 2013
Book was received in good condition and surprisingly quite heavy on the page count considering the topic and average literacy rate of its intended audience. I was also thrilled by the option to buy this publication paperback rather than hardcover. Upon receipt of this item, I took it down to my reading room, put on my smoking jacket, and lit my pipe. Kneeling next to my walk-in fireplace, I tore the book in half and proceeded to shred half of the pages into a small pile around which I stacked firewood. I threw the cover on top of the laid fire and walked into my lavish bathroom.

The remaining pages I set on the back of the commode, ready for use the next time nature called (addendum, pages proved to be quite soft and comforting to my sensitive areas!). Finishing this, I lit the fire with one match (the book burned great!). My partner Richard and I settled in to an evening of cuddling in front of the fire, while reading aloud to each other from The Essential Guide to Lesbian and Gay Weddings.

I gave this book three out of four stars due to having a low ignition point and being delightfully soft!
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on January 23, 2013
When I received this book, I tore through the packaging and began to use it. By the time I was through to the middle, this book, my partner and I were about to climax. Quite satisfying as stimulation other than the literary or philosophical type.
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