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Soylent Green Crackers, 4.4-Ounce (Pack of 3)


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  • All-natural green crackers containing real high-energy plankton; made in the U.S. at a small-batch gourmet food plant.
  • Officially licensed collectible box
  • Leonard Maltin: ?I never would have expected to find a food company actually manufacturing and properly licensing Soylent Green crackers until I saw them with my own eyes.?
  • Produced by The Parallax Corporation

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Safety Information
Allergens: Wheat & Dairy; manufactured on equipment that processes corn, sesame and tree nuts.

Ingredients
Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid, Malted Barley Flour), Buttermilk (Cultured Lowfat Milk, Sodium Citrate, Salt), Canola Oil, Sugar, Spinach, Salt, Olive Oil, Spirulina, Baking Soda.

Directions
Keep in a cool, dry place.

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Product Description

Soylent Green, the food from the cult 1973 science fiction movie that spawned Charlton Heston’s famous line “Soylent Green Is People!” is now officially licensed and available to the general public for the first time.

Product Details

  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds
  • Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S. and to APO/FPO addresses. For APO/FPO shipments, please check with the manufacturer regarding warranty and support issues.
  • ASIN: B005H5ZOEU
  • UPC: 852196002067
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #231,200 in Grocery & Gourmet Food (See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food)
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24 of 24 people found the following review helpful By Damon W. on March 16, 2012
They taste just like grandmas. Actually, the flavor varies from person to person, but I think they're wonderful. A must buy!
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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful By TheKrusher on November 23, 2012
...because THIS is most certainly NOT people. I am really pretty disappointed, that is all I can say. If you expect some real taste, avoid this at all cost.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By Keith Carter on February 28, 2012
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First of all, the box is great only the nutrition lable and the small licencing statement let you know it's not really solylent green. I opened one box from the bottom and weighted it down after removing the crackers and put it on display where I work. (A library AV Dept.) We've had lots of people stop and look at the box, many heave even take picutres of it.

The crackers are pretty good too. We've gone through two of the boxes, great with cheese. The third box is for a gift, so sadly we can't eat it. The only issue is that I think the price per box is a little high, but then, you're really paying for the joke, so I can't complain about that much.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By kenders on January 13, 2012
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Gift for my husband...and he chuckled all day about this box of Soylent Green. Even though they are just green crackers, he won't eat them (can we really trust it?). I have had the box just sitting on my counter for the past few weeks (what do I do with a box of crackers that won't be eaten?) and a few people have noticed and broke out into gasps. That has been fun - the reaction to a box of Soylent Green in my kitchen by the unsuspecting passer-by. Well worth the money, the most talked about gift of the holiday season!
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