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Spank: The Improbable Adventures of George Aloysius Brown [Kindle Edition]

Alan Daniels
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (22 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Apart from their mutual love of spanking, it's an unlikely
pairing, to say the least: Catherine Mallory Jones, a stunning aspiring poet
and romance writer with a dark sexual past. And George Aloysius Brown,  a witty and endearing  Londoner, whose idyllic, white picket fence
life was shattered with the end of his marriage to a woman he adored. Were it
not for their passion for the written word, their paths would never have
crossed.

 

But when George is challenged by his writing teacher to push
beyond the boundaries of the familiar into the world of erotica, their two
paths converge as they seek to explore and expand their literary and sexual
horizons. Inspired by his ex-wife's love of spanking, and Catherine's  similar desires, the two writers journey into
a bizarre often hilarious sexual underworld.

 

From the adult filmmakers who clearly get more of a kick out
of the audition process than from actually making the films, the wheelchair
dominatrix who crafts bejewelled canes for the Hollywood set, to the 'over-enthusiastic'
vendors at fetish conventions, and the real person behind the sultry voice of a
phone sex line--Catherine and George soon discover that the 'real' world of the
erotic is full of improbable adventures.

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Editorial Reviews

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"When I expressed my surprise about Spank to my wife, my surprise that spanking could be such an erotic turn on, her surprise was that I was surprised. Of course being spanked is a turn on she informed me. Perhaps reading this witty salacious book will change your life as it did mine. Even if it doesn't change your life you will delight in the interwoven sex stories of a charming young sex obsessed school graduate with her terrific ass and a middle aged Englishman with a similar passion for the Spank. A wonderful contribution to the nascent genre of erotic fiction. Four Stars." - William B. Davis actor (X-Files) and author (Where There's Smoke...Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man).  
"Unashamedly sexy, taking the reader to places they may have not even imagined, and which they may blush recalling, it is also a novel that is deeply funny and smart with characters one can easily start to care about." Joanna Kossowska, Vancouver Sun

Product Details

  • File Size: 449 KB
  • Print Length: 181 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B009384Z9W
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #314,263 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A Colorful Chronicle November 19, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
Spank begins as several separate stories that are skillfully woven together to create a fun and entertaining adventure. The charismatic characters bring the story alive and their outrageous antics made me laugh out loud. Spank is a great read from cover to cover and I look forward to seeing more from the author.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
Spank: The Improbable Adventures of George Aloysius Brown had most unlikely hero, was hilariously funny, brilliant in its creativity and a story that I couldn't wait to find out what would happen next.

The caravan rolling down the hill, taking out the tent with the inflatable and then the court case that followed made me laugh until I cried. The novel George wrote called 'The Fly on the Wall' made me wish it were a real novel to read next. What is will be the next adventure of George Aloysius Brown? That is two great ideas for another story to follow this wonderful funny erotic story that I was sorry to see end. Humorous erotica of this caliber is very hard to find; I hope the author keeps writing more of the same.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Shades of Penthouse May 12, 2013
By Kathy A
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
At first blush (mine), Alan Daniels' comic erotic novel Spank spools across the Kindle screen like a collection of "Penthouse Letters." Red-haired siren Catherine is introduced as something of an idealized male construct: the sexually predatory schoolgirl with a taste for older men, playful discipline, and the occasional girl-on-girl action. Her writing class pal, "short, balding, middle-aged" George, brings a gentle humanity to the novel. While George's tender sex scenes with his wife can't compete with Catherine's more erotically charged encounters, his imaginary forays into history's greatest disciplinary trysts make up for it. Daniels' experience as a journalist is obvious in the detailed research he incorporates into George's frame story. George, the budding author, writes himself into the past as a voyeuristic fly on the breast of Catherine de Medici and as a buff masseur in Cleopatra's boudoir. Hairbrushes, canes, and dildos aside, Spank is sweetly tied together with thematic threads of love, loyalty, and friendship. It's a raunchy romp with heart.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars Not my cup of tea.....
I read a chapter or two, but it was just too nasty and stupid to boot. I deleted it from my bookshelf.
Published 11 days ago by Gitterich
2.0 out of 5 stars Ho Hum
Nothing really new here. A tiresome effort that falls flat. The cover art is the best part of the book.
Published 11 days ago by GPeach
5.0 out of 5 stars JOLLY GOOD READ
SPANK, fun,games,caning, sex, as only JOLLY old England could bring forth..Improbable, but a fun read..always wanted to be a fly on the ceiling..
TRY IT. U COULD ENJOY IT
Published 1 month ago by Dexter Don
3.0 out of 5 stars Improbable indeed!
A surprising read. Interesting cast of characters. Sometimes the book is a little sleepy, but with true Brit humor perks up and keeps you wanting to go on in the story. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Twin virgo
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun
Not quite what I expected. The story is fun & funny as you travel on a journey with George as he tries his hand at erotic writing. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Gross Reader
4.0 out of 5 stars Like 7 degrees away from Kevin Bacon
When I opened this book, I first thought I had short stories, but by about the third chapter, I realized that the people in the book were more like strands of a French braid. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Pogonip
4.0 out of 5 stars Not so improbable
A ribald and entertaining tale which had me laughing out loud. I await the sequel and hope it will be equally rambunctious. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Saul Lockhart
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book Alan!
Spank is a very entertaining, laugh out loud funny and witty book. Alan, I love you style! It was very interesting how the story unfolded with all the characters lives being... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Donna K
5.0 out of 5 stars Most enjoyable adventures
I really enjoyed the story of George, the story of Cat, the eroticism bringing them innocently together. Thank you Alan for the pleasure.
Published 4 months ago by Rachel
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and Sexy
This book has 3 outstanding qualities: humor, great characters and sex. The two main characters, Catherine and George, have humorous and sweet chemistry. Read more
Published 6 months ago by cm3
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More About the Author

Award-winning journalist Alan Daniels was a daily newspaper reporter and editor in London, Sydney, Hong Kong and Vancouver. Married with children, he is currently working on his second novel.



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