pairing, to say the least: Catherine Mallory Jones, a stunning aspiring poet
and romance writer with a dark sexual past. And George Aloysius Brown, a witty and endearing Londoner, whose idyllic, white picket fence
life was shattered with the end of his marriage to a woman he adored. Were it
not for their passion for the written word, their paths would never have
crossed.
But when George is challenged by his writing teacher to push
beyond the boundaries of the familiar into the world of erotica, their two
paths converge as they seek to explore and expand their literary and sexual
horizons. Inspired by his ex-wife's love of spanking, and Catherine's similar desires, the two writers journey into
a bizarre often hilarious sexual underworld.
From the adult filmmakers who clearly get more of a kick out
of the audition process than from actually making the films, the wheelchair
dominatrix who crafts bejewelled canes for the Hollywood set, to the 'over-enthusiastic'
vendors at fetish conventions, and the real person behind the sultry voice of a
phone sex line--Catherine and George soon discover that the 'real' world of the
erotic is full of improbable adventures.


