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Spanking Shakespeare [Paperback]

Jake Wizner , Richard Ewing
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)

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Book Description

October 28, 2008
SHAKESPEARE SHAPIRO HAS ALWAYS hated his name. His parents bestowed it on him as some kind of sick joke when he was born, and his life has gone downhill from there, one embarrassing incident after another. Entering his senior year of high school, Shakespeare has never had a girlfriend, his younger brother is cooler than he is, and his best friend's favorite topic of conversation is his bowel movements.

But Shakespeare will have the last laugh. He is chronicling every mortifying detail in his memoir, the writing project each senior at Shakespeare's high school must complete. And he is doing it brilliantly. And, just maybe, a prize-winning memoir will bring him respect, admiration, and a girlfriend . . . or at least a prom date.


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Editorial Reviews

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“Exceptionally funny and sweet.”—Publishers Weekly, Starred

“This brilliantly lewd novel is hilarious.”—Chicago Tribune

About the Author

Jake Wizner’s life improved significantly after he graduated from high school. These days he lives in New York City with his wife and two daughters and teaches eighth-grade English and history. Spanking Shakespeare is his first novel. To learn more about Jake, visit his Web site at www.jakewizner.com.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Ember; Reprint edition (October 28, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0375855947
  • ISBN-13: 978-0375855948
  • Product Dimensions: 6.8 x 0.7 x 8.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #336,076 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Customer Reviews

If you are looking for a book for a reluctant teenage reader, then this is the book to suggest. Jarrod T Thompson  |  7 reviewers made a similar statement
(I had him promise to read one book this summer, so he acquiesced). AURORA  |  7 reviewers made a similar statement
I laughed out loud while I was reading. Lifelong Reader, Teacher.  |  5 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
Shakespeare Shapiro is a witty senior in high school who has a lot to say about himself, his family, and his friends. I laughed out loud while I was reading. There are touching moments too, which round out the book nicely.

Shakespeare is writing a memoir, in which he muses about his (unfortunate?) name, his crazy family, and his social ineptitude.

As a former teacher, I can say that this book will appeal to teen girls and boys, and (open minded) parents.
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15 of 19 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars great read, but a bit sex-obsessed May 27, 2008
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this is an extremely creative and fun young adult book about a 17 year-old guy who is very gifted at writing, but not much else. he's struggling through his senior year in a creative writing program where he has to write a memoir about his life. so the chapters in the book jump back and forth between his actual memoir chapters and his reflections about them and life.

that said, it's another one of the YA (young adult) books that are a good read, but would be difficult for me to recommend to actual teenagers, due to its obsession with masturbation, sex, drug-use and alcohol, and other (very real) stuff. not that i'm a prude who thinks kids should only read christianized (read: sanitized) fiction with falsely scrubbed kids having bible studies.

seeing the author's bio, and that he teaches 8th grade english as his day job, i was instantly a fan. but i kept thinking, as i read, that his book would be somewhat over-the-line for the kids he teaches (let alone the parents of those kids!).
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Courtesy of Teens Read Too December 28, 2007
Format:Hardcover
Shakespeare Shapiro hates his name. It is one in a long line of things that his parents have done to make his life miserable. The rest of his life isn't going very well either. Shakespeare actually describes his life as a series of catastrophes. Now he is beginning his senior in high school, has never kissed a girl, and has only made two friends. His younger brother, Gandhi, is popular and has a girlfriend. And his parents, well, they are a unique force to be reckoned with.

Now that he is in the twelfth grade, Shakespeare has to do his school's senior project; write a memoir about his life so far. The good news is that Shakespeare is a skillful writer. The bad? How truthful would you want to be if your life was made up of mortifying, embarrassing moments?

In addition to his memoir, Shakespeare is also dealing with the usual high school issues: girls (or a lack of them), sex (or a lack of it), popularity (again--a lack of it), and family. And now his two best friends, Neil and Katie, are hooking up.

SPANKING SHAKESPEARE is a hilariously funny look at the life of a very unique teenage boy. It is written in a dual style; a narrative of Shakespeare's everyday life combined with chapters from his memoir. Author Jake Wizner takes readers through the life of one of the smartest and funniest characters in young adult fiction today. SPANKING
SHAKESPEARE will have you laughing out loud.

Reviewed by: JodiG.
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5.0 out of 5 stars AWESOME!!!
I honestly dont really read that much, and I couldn't even put this down. Usually when I read a book I put it down and never really get back too it. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Good book
4.0 out of 5 stars Good book.
I think this book is a good companion to those who enjoyed Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini. I like teen books that get a little bit, let's say "fiesty. Read more
Published on February 14, 2011 by twa_2012
2.0 out of 5 stars Way too much inappropriate material...
As a high school teacher, I am constantly reading books for my classroom shelves. I quickly purchased Spanking Shakespeare before reading it (unfortunately) because it looked like... Read more
Published on January 14, 2011 by Jaybro
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious YA story...
This is without question one of the funniest YA stories I've ever read. I was laughing-out-loud while reading this hilarious romp through the daily activities, teen angst, and many... Read more
Published on December 20, 2010 by Dave H
5.0 out of 5 stars hysterically funny..
Spanking Shakespeare was an exceptionally fun read that I breezed through in just a few hours. 1st person narrator, Shakespeare Shapiro is hysterically funny, while at times lewd... Read more
Published on November 28, 2010 by CRISTY
5.0 out of 5 stars YUS.
This book is exactly what humor in a YA novel should be. Alejandro, this book was fantastic.
Published on May 25, 2010 by J. Harrington
4.0 out of 5 stars Good read!
It was a good book, and it has some deep meaning which lots of other "teenage" books don't. While it doesn't evoke the same feelings as a book like "looking for alaska" by John... Read more
Published on October 16, 2009 by Caroline S
5.0 out of 5 stars Funnnnny!!
The best part of this book was "Noah's Ark". It was worth reading over and over....and over again. I loved it!! Read more
Published on May 3, 2009 by Esmerelda Luv
5.0 out of 5 stars Strong Male Protagonist, Great Book!
Spanking Shakespeare has the perfect 1st person narrator in the form of Shakespeare Shapiro. S. Shapiro's voice fits perfectly for a teenage boy. Read more
Published on March 30, 2009 by Jarrod T Thompson
5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest book I've read in a long, long time
There are few pleasures in life like a book that makes you laugh out loud, so please let me introduce you to one of the funniest books I've read in a long, long time:... Read more
Published on February 17, 2009 by Robin Brande
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