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The Spare Wife: A novel [Deckle Edge] [Hardcover]

Alex Witchel (Author)
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

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February 5, 2008
Alex Witchel’s first novel, Me Times Three, was praised by Joan Didion as “an irresistible dissection of love in the city.” Now Witchel returns with a sophisticated, witty, sexy story that exposes the world of upper-class New Yorkers and the media that perpetuate their myth.

Ponce Morris is a beautiful, rich widow who’s been dubbed “the spare wife” because she’s the perfect companion to the wealthy, powerful couples she socializes with. She’ll go to sports events with the husbands and throw elegant dinner parties and shop with the wives. She’s cool and nonthreatening because the two things everyone knows for sure are that Ponce doesn’t like sex and doesn’t have a romantic bone in her body. Over the years, she has managed other people’s lives—and her own—perfectly. Ponce has everything under control, exactly the way she likes it.

Until . . . Babette Steele, an ambitious aspiring journalist, finds out that Ponce is having an affair with a socially prominent and very married man and decides to break the scandal in a juicy magazine piece. For Ponce’s circle, day-to-day existence quickly becomes a complicated game of social and professional chicken—whoever outsmarts and outmanipulates the other will win. And there is a lot at stake, not only for Ponce but for her friends, all of whom are in the midst of crises of their own: a philandering novelist who hasn’t been able to write since his breakout Wall Street best seller, an aging billionaire who can’t seem to resist young women (the younger the better), a legendary news show producer on the decline, a big-name political journalist looking to rebound from his wife’s death, and an editor at a glitzy magazine that covers the worlds of politics, fashion, and Hollywood. As Ponce’s life threatens to come apart at the seams, the author takes us into a world she knows intimately: a dynamic Manhattan filled with opinion makers and social fakers.

This is a vibrant, trenchant novel about ambition, love, friendship, and the intoxicating allure of getting ahead . . . and trying to stay there.

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Witchel (Me Times Three) returns to the romances of Manhattan's upper echelons in this Gawkeriffic potboiler. Ponce Porter passed up college and left Harding, S.C., to try New York as an aspiring young model and quickly ended up married to Lee Morris, a very wealthy TV producer almost 40 years her senior. Childless by choice and bored, Ponce enrolled in NYU and then law school, eventually settling at a prestigious firm. Cut to the now-widowed Ponce—now 42 and dubbed The Spare Wife for her ability to gracefully attend social functions with any and all of upper New York—locking lips in a Chicago hotel with the happily married celebrity fertility doctor Neil Grossman, where she's spotted by Babette Steele, an aspiring 25-year-old assistant at the prestigious Boothby's Review. Babette knows she has the breakout story of her career, but Ponce and her delightfully crafted cast of friends aim to spoil Babette's feast. Witchel's drama-filled portrait of 40-something socialites in the Paris Hilton era has scandalous affairs and social to-dos to spare. It's extravagant and shallow, closely observed and entertaining. (Feb.)
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Witchel plumbs the shallows of celebrity journalism in this nimble look at the high stakes involved when covering high society. Among Manhattan’s glitterati, wealthy divorcée Ponce Morris is a rarity among trophy ex-wives: she’s adored by her female friends for her entertaining elegance and by their husbands for her genuine interest in sports and politics. Indeed, her loudly proclaimed aversion to romance or remarriage makes her the most sought-after companion in town. But when ambitious young editorial assistant Babette Steele catches Ponce in a passionate embrace with happily married Dr. Neil Grossman, fertility doctor to the stars, the possibility of a glitzy magazine scoop exposing Ponce’s hypocrisy seems like Babette’s ticket to media mecca. Siccing everyone from a private eye to her personal trainer on Ponce’s trail, Babette fails to consider the strength of Ponce’s social connections nor her zealous talent for self-preservation. Thanks to New York Times lifestyle reporter Witchel’s insider knowledge of media machinations, this spry and pithy satire bursts with nipping, sardonic humor. --Carol Haggas

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Knopf; 1 edition (February 5, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 140004149X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1400041497
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 1.1 x 8.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,146,124 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

 

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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Not funny, not entertaining, not worth it, March 5, 2008
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Ponce is a model turned lawyer who is sleeping with fertility maven Neil Grossman, unbeknownst to her friend Shawsie whose husband Robin is sleeping with editorial-assistant-on-the-make Babette Steele, who finds out about Ponce's affair and decides to write an article about it to launch her career.

And that's about all there is to it. Alex Witchel is a fine journalist in her own right, whose features I always make a point of reading, but her skills don't extend to her fiction. Was I the only person who had to push myself to finish this one?
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars DOUBLE SKIM LATTE, NO SUGAR, March 9, 2008
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"The Spare Wife" is a chronicle of NYC A-listers. All the women are rich, mostly beautiful and generally bored and bitchy. Their men are also well-heeled, often idle and generally without virtue and honor. The novel's heroine is socialite Ponce Morris, who is portrayed as an exception to the women's stereotype. She is rich and beautiful, to be sure, but the lady is a tramp. She doesn't have time for people and things that she hates.

This formula is familiar and would have worked a whole lot better for me in this book if author Alex Witchel had given the story a much sharper edge. But this isn't "Bonfire of the Vanities" with its whipsaw extremes of character and behavior and nasty consequences. In "The Spare Wife," the characters seem pushed toward the mushy center of behavior and the concept of "fierceness" is not present. Even the author's heroine, Ponce, who is presented as the paragon of independent spirit and unfailing kindness through most of the story, becomes less unique and kind in her theoretical triumph in one of the last chapters of the book. At the other end of the character spectrum, the story's villainess--young, beautiful and sneaky, Babette, is punished in the end by "having" to marry a handsome, megarich "older" man. This is punishment that is hard to see as justice.
Author Witchel is a decent writer and delivers some witty zingers in the book's dialogue, but on the whole, "The Spare Wife" is froth without the guilty pleasure of whipped cream, from beginning to end.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Not the Best, May 17, 2008
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I wanted to like this book. I did find myself wishing it was finished by the time I hit page 34. Tedious, boring and takes forever to get thru it!!!! .
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