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Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat [Kindle Edition]

Jen of People I Want to Punch in the
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Book Description

From the popular, hysterical and award-winning blogger Jen of People I Want to Punch in the comes her literary debut. This book is the next destined-to-be holiday classic!

This is Jen's latest collection of humorous rants dissecting the “most wonderful time” of the year. She unleashes her biting wit and hilarious opinions on everything from cookie exchanges to annual humble brag Christmas letters from over achieving moms to horrifying Christmases of her childhood.

In this book you'll find such topics as:

The White Trash Dollhouse

Like a Neon Virgin in Guess Jeans and Swatch Watches

A Very Special Christmas: Hoarders Style

and, of course, the viral sensation: Over Achieving Elf on the Shelf Mommies

Reading "Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat" will fill you with nostalgia -- in the same way you are filled with nostalgia when you see pictures of yourself wearing a Thriller t-shirt, red-suspenders and sporting a mullet in your 6th grade yearbook. Cringe-worthy because you remember the moment so well, hilarious because you are so glad someone else had the same experience!" -Robin O'Bryant, author of Ketchup is a Vegetable & Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

“Jen's passionate and provocative writing packs a wallop. Her rants are hot-tempered, hilarious and full of heartfelt honesty (although she denies having a heart). Jen is fearless, unapologetic and authentic. People who don't read her stuff should be punched in the throat.” -Nikki Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink and Swear: How to Love the Little Bastards in Your Life

“Please read my mom's book, because it will make her feel pretty.” - Gomer, 7

“OMG, Mom, this book is so embarrassing for you.” - Adolpha, 5

About the Author:

Jen is the author of the popular blog. name pretty much says it all. It's not “Rainbows & Unicorns,” people. She's been accused of saying what everyone else is thinking and dropping the f-bomb liberally.

If you are not sure I am funny, you will want to read my TOP 11 funniest posts.

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Product Details

  • File Size: 650 KB
  • Print Length: 140 pages
  • Publisher: @throat_punch Books (October 2, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0988408015
  • ISBN-13: 978-0988408012
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Not Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #121,043 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
Format:Kindle Edition
If you're not familiar with Jenners - this is a great introduction. Her blog is awesome, she's funny as hell, and a great writer. This makes a great addition to your library next to the Bible and that leather-bound edition of Moby Dick you want people to think you've read.

Just get it - $5 is less that like $1 a day for year. I think.
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11 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars From one of my favorite humorists October 4, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I read an advanced copy of this book and laughed my ass off. Jen is one of my favorite humorists and holds nothing back, her rants on holidays, family and cookie swaps will NOT disappoint!
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
By W R K
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
It's super cheap so if you want to see if you' ll like it, why not? But let me warn you, the comic genius on display for the blog post never shines again I'm sorry to say. I give it two stars because she does include the post, which is the funniest thing I can remember reading! I laughed so hard I cried. Seriously, I never do that. So, I was super excited about this book and so sorely disappointed.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Kept me chuckling October 10, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I loved this book, including the format. I have two small kids and don't get much reading done these days so the essay style is perfect for me. I got thirty uninterrupted minutes tonight while my son was in swim lessons and I was laughing out loud. I find the author is so easy to relate to. She's hysterical and has a big heart, two of my favorite qualities in a writer.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fra ra ra ra ra....... October 6, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Jen of People I want to punch in the throat is one of my favorite bloggers and she doesn't hold anything back. Love her sense of humor and she tells it like it is. I was laughing so hard I had tears when she was talking about how the Hubs had never seen A Christmas story. This is a great short read and as I said a good laugh. Keep up the good work Jen and would love to see another book!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Hilarious Quick-Read November 4, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I'm a relatively new fan of the 'PIWTPITT' blog, and I love both the blog and the book. The book is a quick-read, but it is absolutely hilarious. My personal favorites were the chapters were about Cookie Exchanges and the Fictitious Christmas Brag Letter.

I'm not complaining at all about the size of the book - it's priced accordingly. I was sad when it was over because I wanted more laughs! So Jen, next time, give us more, please!

Highly encourage you to check this book out or give it as a gift to a girlfriend. You will laugh, guarantee it!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars If you like to laugh - then you will love this book October 5, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Jen of People I want to Punch in the throat rocks! She delivers a set of hysterical essays on the holidays (not to worry - the notorious Over-Achieving Elf on the Shelf Moms is present and accounted for and definitely stands the test of time). Read it through once on my kindle (laughing all the way...) and will be revisiting throughout the season for stress relief as needed!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars You WILL laugh out loud!!!! April 13, 2013
By J.S.
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
I have been getting PIWTPITT's blogs for about 6 months now, and I swear on my brown eyes that Jenn is a friend of mine, or my long lost twin because she says/talks/thinks EXACTLY like I do!!! I am used-to-be/sort-of-now OAM when it comes to Christmas, so this book is right up my alley, and I could totally understand everything she was talking about. You know how some "perspective" books never seem to be about anything you have any clue about? this book isn't like that at all.

She covers everything from dinner with the in-laws to light displays (I laughed til I cried) to Santa pictures to that "have-to-have" toy Christmas to those load of crap Christmas family newsletters to the dreaded cookie swaps (BTW, have NEVER been to one myself, but I feel ya Jenn on the overwhelming-ness of buying decorative trays/displays for your cookies much less for toting home your cookies- do these women hate Ziploc bags???!!!!).

This book is a great deal and if you like to laugh at the everyday stuff, you will LOVE this book!!!!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Great to know there are others feeling the same way I do!!!
Very funny-
Published 27 days ago by patti19
5.0 out of 5 stars Great read about family gatherings
Great for anyone who has to spend the holidays with people who do not like them!
Published 1 month ago by Danita Jones
5.0 out of 5 stars fabulous
This was a great addition to our Christmas book collection. We laughed and laughed and saw a bit of us and our friends in this book. It is light hearted and fun.
Published 3 months ago by tcjm
5.0 out of 5 stars Love It
Love it. She actually puts in words what soo many of us feel like saying !! Hilarious. She is the sweetest person ever. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Lynn
5.0 out of 5 stars Holiday stories
This is one hilarious lady, she will keep you in stitches once you open the book. She is direct and to the point and oh, so funny. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Theresa
3.0 out of 5 stars expected more
Love reading her blog. Book is disappointing. Rather amateurish. I'm surprised it got published. I think I could have written this as a short story.
Published 7 months ago by VisaDiva
5.0 out of 5 stars So Frickin Hilarious!! PIWTPITT
I have this a 5 star rating because I love the authors sense of humor!!

Could not put the book down and did not want it to end!! Looking forward to reading more!!
Published 9 months ago by Irishone28
4.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud - totally!
I couldn't stop laughing reading about the husband's "communication blinking" scenario, and could relate to the McDonald's happy meal present syndrome. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Analim
4.0 out of 5 stars Liked it a lot
Very funny & blunt. I think I went to high school with this person. Love the pictures. Totally felt the over the top KC Christmas extravaganza
Published 13 months ago by rubyrenee425
5.0 out of 5 stars LOVED IT!
I read this book in two nights. And that's saying something considering I have three boys, the youngest being 5 months old! Can't wait for the next one!
Published 14 months ago by Carly
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More About the Author

Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat is the hilarious and award-winning writer of Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Her book is inspired by her immensely popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Jen lives in Kansas with the Hubs and her two children, Gomer and Adolpha - no, those aren't their real names, their real names are actually worse. Jen spends her free time crafting and volunteering with the PTO. Seriously.

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