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Splatter Movie: The Director's Cut

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This is another movie within a movie. Normally these things are done rather poorly. This film has gone to extraordinary lengths to make those poorly done films look great. A film crew is at a Halloween style haunted house to film a no-budget slasher movie. What you see are many interviews with the cast and the director with an over abundance of director's commentary, the stuff normally left for the director's commentary extra in the DVD. While we are getting bored to tears, a man in a mask is killing off the "actors."

We see so many fake killings in the movie, the "real" ones are anti-climatic. What is really amazing about this DVD is they had a bonus section of "deleted scenes" and "outtakes." After considering the movie, I thought "How could something be so bad that they could have deleted it?" If they were going to delete anything it should have been the part when the big butt director bends over. Just a sad movie all around.

F-bomb, brief nudity, girl-girl, spanking.

This has to be one of the most self-indulgent amateur crapfests I've sen in quite a while! If you want to watch an entire 'movie' of people trying to sound witty and imitating Tarantino style dialog to an embarrassing degree then have at it! If you're looking for even a half-way decent HORROR movie LOOK ELSEWHERE! Seriously, I rent and buy a LOT of B-Movies and I love some of the lowest no-budget flicks ever made. All I ask is to be entertained! DON'T BE BORING! Well, this one is a sheer endurance test to sit through. I really can't stand seeing 'movies' made to rip off horror fans with false marketing by people who clearly aren't horror movie lovers. These 'movie makers' are actually INSULTING horror movie fans (they obviously think their 'clever' little jabs will slip past us - well, I'm calling your bluff you pukes)!
Yeah, there's some blood in this thing but the 'FX' are insulting and don't even earn a laugh! The whole damn movie is just awful. Avoid if you're looking for real entertainment and don't appreciate being ripped off.