As silly as it is to review a magazine cover, let's be honest: reviewing the content of this issue would be just as ridiculous. In fact, here's how that would go-"This issue of Sports Illustrated, another in their yearly series of Swimsuit pictorials, is chock full of hotties." That about covers it. So under the pretense of being a 'written review', I'll submit this little love/lust note and inform all what this Tyra Banks-graced magazine cover really is: The Single Greatest Magazine Cover Since The Invention Of The Printing Press. Truly, no heterosexual male could disagree. If you can, you a)need to examine your preferences honestly and with professional therapy or b)you're some sort of Triple K Grand Wizard. In which case, i'll ask you to please stop reading this or any of my reviews, as you make me vomit. So, there you have it-insightful and wise critique as only I can deliver. Now go back to staring at Tyra, you knuckleheads!