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5.0 out of 5 stars
The Joy of Gay Sex while in the Royal Navy, January 20, 2011
Author Ken Smith enlisted in the Royal Navy when he was only 15 and served 9 years. He really knows his way around the frigate, and the home port Pompey (or Portsmouth, SE England), and he relishes plunging the reader into the antics of his 29 mess mates. Sex, straight and gay, is the mainstay of their sense of humor. All these true-to-life details elevate this book to Very Entertaining Novel status. And moreover, Smith's word-movies of central character Sandy's sexual monomania and its repeated, absolutely delicious fulfillment for both parties will have you throbbing, swooning, but smiling all the while. Oh, it's the Happiest Most Perfect Sex on earth! Nothing dirty, depressing, or disappointing.
THE STORY
With a year or two more sea experience than his teenage mates, Sandy and straight Tommy are rattling around in Pompey dives, but the latter gets into a fight. Back on board, Sandy is titillated by virginal Freckles' self-indulgence in the head. At sea in Action Stations drill, conflict is apparent between Tommy and Acting Petty Officer Purdy. Helplessly falling asleep on watch, Sandy vividly dreams of an island beach, a black man, and coconut jelly. Congregated in the mess quarters, men play games, pass sass, tease, and talk sex sex sex of all varieties. Sandy encounters virginal diver Matt in a rubber wet suit, etc. At liberty once again, Sandy goes to the racetrack with porn movie producer Dave, resulting in Sandy's doing three succulent scenes with Jamie the jockey. Camping alone in the woodland of his childhood, Sandy meets someone from the past, Pip, an Army veteran, and things become strained. Later, Sandy has a go with Tristan, the Lord of the Manor's nephew. At sea to join in exercises with the Dutch navy, hated old Purdy mysteriously disappears. There's a bad period for Sandy--maybe it's time to leave the navy. Then, surprisingly...
DEAR KEN SMITH,
Recently on the Gay Fiction forum, you bemoaned the fact that Amazon's sanctions against a Top 50 Reviewer of gay books had deprived you of some praise-filled reviews. So here's my sincere contribution to your clippings. You're offering a Good Novel Indeed to your target audience, and the all-aglow sexcapades are as highlighting as the Admiral's gold braid.
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