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St. Agatha's Breast: A Novel [Paperback]

T. C. Van Adler (Author)
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December 1, 2001

"A fascinating mixture of good, evil, blood, religion, and the Internet, this first novel is a compelling read." -Library Journal

For the monks of San Redempto, a decaying monastery in Rome, the rewards of embezzlement and the indulgence of their carnal appetites are distraction enough to prevent them from noticing that someone has been plundering the monastery of its treasure. But when archivist Brocard Curtis identifies the artist of the one remaining painting as 17th-century master Nicolas Poussin, they find themselves under close and unwelcome scrutiny. Ambitiously offbeat and graphically startling, St. Agatha's Breast is a brilliant mystery of corruption, sexuality, and murder.

T.C. Van Adler is very experienced in the worlds of both art and the church. Van Adler is a pseudonym.


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From Publishers Weekly

Gruesome murders, graft and wildly deviant sexual practices among the denizens of a rundown Italian monastery in Rome enliven this fast-moving, if superficial, black comedy debut set in motion by the theft of some old paintings from the abbey of San Redempto. With a little investigation, the abbey's archivist, Reverend Brocard Curtis, learns that the stolen art depicting martyrs may be valuable unrecognized early works by Poussin. As Brocard digs into the mystery of the theft, aided by a Serbo-Croatian transsexual art history professor, Zinka Pavlic, and her girlfriend, his fellow monks keep turning up murdered in progressively more grotesque fashion. Bodies are discovered in the garden, the well and even impaled on the praying hands of a statue of Mary. Soon nature itself rises against the abbey in torrential rain and mud slides that bring down the old buildings, and the Church disbands the brothers' order in response to the scandal. Now the surviving members, such as Father Dionysius, the only heterosexual among them, are spread throughout the world and keep in touch through the wonders of e-mail, while Brocard's pursuit of the theft propels him to the Vatican and then the Louvre. The action takes place in numerous short chapters that often have little sequential connection to one another, making for jarring reading. Throughout, the monks remorselessly commit petty crimes and engage in prohibited sex acts, including sadomasochism, pederasty, whoring and even live video cyber-exhibitionism on the Worldwide Web. Of course, the villains go even further astray. First novelist Van Adler reportedly "works for the Roman Catholic Church." If, as it appears, he or she has an ax to grind with his or her employer, the author manages it with some suspense and an over-the-top, often macabre sense of humor.
Copyright 1998 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

From Library Journal

Six paintings have been stolen from the declining Roman monastery of San Redempto, and the remaining painting, of the martyr St. Agatha, is revealed to be a possible treasure by a French Master. This revelation spells unwanted attention and change for the 12 members of the dwindling religious community as enemies old and new gather to reap the artistic and financial windfall. For many, the discovery brings violence, as various members of the community try desperately to protect their secrets. For others, it brings freedom, and for the abbey's archivist, Brocard, it brings a mystery to be solved. A fascinating mixture of good, evil, blood, religion, and the Internet, this first novel is a compelling read. An international cast of flamboyant characters, a fantastic brooding atmosphere, and nearly absurd levels of corruption only add to the fun. The sex acts depicted (straight, bisexual, gay, and S&M) may offend sensitive readers, but this is not an erotic book. Highly recommended for most collections.?Devon Thomas, Highland Township Lib., MI
Copyright 1999 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 292 pages
  • Publisher: Alyson Books; 1st Alyson edition (December 1, 2001)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1555837085
  • ISBN-13: 978-1555837082
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.4 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,184,996 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars a cross between umberto eco and carl hiaasen, February 11, 1999
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This review is from: St. Agatha's Breast (Hardcover)
This book is wonderful. The plot revolves around stolen artwork from a monastary in Rome. No one is pious, chaste or virtuous. Everyone has secrets, and the cast of characters are bawdy, funny and licentious. I was surprised with the accessability of these men - one of the best parts of the book is the e-mails!!!
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Real Gem of a Mystery--Who is Van Adler?, February 20, 1999
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This review is from: St. Agatha's Breast (Hardcover)
This novel is so far above the typical art-heist books being cranked out these days. The superb, comic writing reminds one of the best work of Ngaio Marsh. The characters in their manifold perversities, problems, and schemes are deeply satisfying. Van Adler's critical insights to the art history profession are right on target. So who is this Van Adler anyway? It's hard to believe this is really a debut novel. It seems more likely that it comes from an experienced literary comic novelist who has, for the fun of it, turned his or hand to the genre of mystery.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Delightful, February 8, 2004
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This review is from: St. Agatha's Breast (Hardcover)
This book, and the sequel, are delightful little gems. Yes, as with others, I would love to know the real "T.C. Van Adler", an interesting person I should think. I cannot speak for the Latin, but the English usage is complex and new words abound. The plot is superficial, the novel not deep, but the writing style is enchanting.

One chapter - and all are short - is a wonderful description of the decaying building. Closing my eyes, I could picture this edifice along one of the small Roman streets.

This is a book to keep and re-read for sheer pleasure from time to time. It is fun. It would have five stars had the plot been a bit more convincing, but then again, perhaps the plot is close to truth, and I simply do now how close it may be!

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With the light focused on the canvas, all he could see were the cracks which lay just beneath the varnish, spreading weblike around the tortured body. Read the first page
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sum cruci, cloister garden
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San Redempto, Saint Agatha, Sister Apollonia, Father Avertanus, Professor Mitchum, Father Pius, Bryn Mawr, Father Angelus, Father Otger, Zinka Pavlic, Hoop Rhutten, Our Lady of Divine Succor, Brother Ephraim, French Classicism, Madam Blanchierdarie, Otger Aarnack, Father Cuthbert, Nicolas Poussin, San Stefano Rotundo, Father Berthold, Father Emmanuele, Catalogue Raisonee, Catholic Church, Father Dionysius, Father Plus
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