The original Yetis were high-minded individuals of impeccable moral character who ruled the galaxy in a benevolent manner. Unfortunately, they elected a Grand Master of truly epic incompetence: Rectum IV. There were grumblings that Rectum had given himself over to the Wild Side of the Stuff. Yeti Knight Spartacus Skyscraper gathered a group of reform-minded Yetis and laid mental siege to Rectum's castle. Among the original Yetis, such mental combat was known to have destroyed whole planets, but in these di= minished days, the battle of the minds produced only a few mild headaches and nosebleeds. Rectum's forces prevailed, and he declared himself Emperor and Lord Protector of the Galaxy. Thus begins the epic saga ofThe Star Dwarves Trilogy. In the irreverent tradition of SPACE BALLS and THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, author David J. Richardson has written an off-the-wall parody of George Lucas's STAR WARS.
