I have tried for ages to learn how to eat with chopsticks, but to the dismay of every date and friend, I failed. Then I received these as a gift. Now...it doesn't say it in the instructions, but they come with The Force. Upon opening them, I suddenly felt more aware of my abilities as a potential Jedi. This was proven when I was able to catch a fly out of the air with the chopsticks, and then deposit it into my Venus Flytrap without so much as an afterthought. I was just sitting there, watching television, and BAM! I had the ability. When I ate, I ate so fast that they made that "zhoom-zhoom" noise in the movies. They also work as a weapon in a pinch, and you can stab someone in the hand when they go for the last piece of a Spider Roll.
Now, my friends are so jealous they won't eat with me if I'm using these. Or if I invite them to a "weapons training-eat all the Spider Rolls you can" dinner.