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Stitches [Blu-ray] (2012)

Ross Noble , Tommy Knight , Conor McMahon  |  R |  Blu-ray
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (42 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Ross Noble, Tommy Knight, Shane Murray Corcoran, Gemma-Leah Devereux, Thommas Kane Byrnes
  • Directors: Conor McMahon
  • Format: Blu-ray, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region A/1 (Read more about DVD/Blu-ray formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Dark Sky Films
  • DVD Release Date: April 2, 2013
  • Run Time: 87 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (42 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00A92MBRO
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #100,284 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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Ten years after a prank on his birthday left hired clown Stitches dead on his kitchen floor, Tommy's childhood friends gather to plan one last birthday party to end all parties. But they didn't count on the degenerate jester returning from the grave to seek vengeance on the children who caused his untimely end. Now Tommy and his friends are on the run from an undead jokester who's ready to use every trick in the book to exact his revenge. Dead Meat director Conor McMahon delivers a delirious slasher with STITCHES, the hilariously twisted and blood soaked tale of one very bad clown.

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
Format:Blu-ray
I am aware that some people might absolutely loathe the horror/comedy hybrid "Stitches" and that's a perfectly reasonable reaction. Is it a great movie? Well, it certainly won't be picking up any Oscars. But as sheer lunacy, I am quite in love with this over-the-top bit of ridiculousness! Filmmaker Conor McMahon displays an ample appreciation for the cheesy splatter-fests of yore. In fact, this seems to be a throw-back to the campy horror films that flooded the video market in the eighties. He takes a supremely silly premise, in this case a murderous clown who has been reanimated from the afterlife, and runs with it. With copious amounts of humorous gore, each retribution killing is staged to be more outlandish than the last. Nothing is real. The effects are comic at best and the mechanics of the deaths are ludicrous (forget logic, anatomy, or basic biology and enjoy), but the movie absolutely revels in its own madness. Some might complain that the film isn't scary enough, but I'll contend that it's just right. I didn't need it to scare me, just entertain me. It is pure unapologetic fun. My head tells me I'm crazy for liking "Stitches," but the heart wants what the demented heart wants!

Comedian Ross Noble plays Stitches The Clown, the worst investment a parent could make for a child's party. We meet this low-rent entertainer as he embarks on a gig for Tommy's eighth birthday. His routine is underwhelming, to say the least, but the kids in attendance are monstrously out-of-control. Things take a dramatic turn when the clown meets his untimely demise. Years later, a teenaged Tommy (Tommy Knight) is still haunted by the memory of that fateful day. Despite his better instincts, he decides to once again host a birthday party in an effort to connect with his unrequited love.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Everybody Happy?!?! November 14, 2013
Format:DVD|Verified Purchase
This movie is great. It is a combination of horror and comedy. If you are a die hard horror fan, then this movie may not be for you. But if you like the Child's Play genre, then this is right up your alley. It combines wit and humor with some horrific scenes. The violence in this movie is of the cartoon-ish nature. But when you look at the cover, how could it not be.

From the opening scene of the main character, Stitches, in full clown-attire, being with his lady, you know what type of movie it is going to be. She even says one of the most hilarious lines of the movie, but it cannot be repeated here. It involves what they are doing. Stitches then has to get ready to perform at a child's birthday party. When he arrives, he cannot do anything to impress the unruly kids. The kids are pretty monstrous at this party and eventually, not really a spoiler alert, they accidentally kill Stitches. The birthday boy is mortified as he sticks around for some more gruesome stuff. The boy, traumatized by the event, eventually goes to visit Stitches grave, when he comes across a ritual taking place amongst some other clowns. It is both creepy and funny at the same time. Who doesn't think clowns are creepy?

Fast forward some years, and now the kids from the party are now all in high school. There is the core 4, which includes the birthday boy, then there are 2 bullying punks, and the birthday boy's crush, who is now dating a musician. The birthday boy has an open house and decides to have a birthday party. At first it was supposed to be the main gang, but eventually, like any of teen movie, it ends up a raging house party. The birthday boy is still traumatized by the events he saw and now thinks he sees clowns everywhere.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT, April 30, 2013
Format:DVD
Stitches (Ross Noble) is a child's party clown. It doesn't take long for a group of sugar high rambunctious ten year old kids to kill him in a freak dishwasher accident. From ancient Druid/Egyptian clown ritual we know that a clown's spirit doesn't rest if he doesn't finish the party. Six years later, another birthday is held for Tommy (Tommy Knight) and our clown is back for revenge.

This was a fun film, reminding me of many of the 80's cult classics. The killer has personality. The slasher aspect is done in a diverse and enjoyable fashion. While the killing is going on, the film cuts to another scene that "mirrors" the situation. I love slasher film that have a little "artistic" value.

The special effects were cheap, Troma style by design to exemplify the clown aspect.

Parental Guide; F-bomb, brief sex and nudity (nipple slip). Good Redbox rental.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Stitches works on every Level.. April 2, 2013
Format:Blu-ray|Verified Purchase
Stitches is a near flawless Slasher /Comedy.An offering from Ireland All I can do is thank them.
Ross Noble as Stitches was joy to watch as was most of the cast, it was a great ensemble.If you like hard core gore and off the wall humor and "did that really just happen" moments you will love this film.
Stitches gets violently killed during a prank at a kids party. The kids were mean bratty and caused his death. Enter 6 years later when the kids that did this are in high school and Stitches rises from the dead to wreak havoc and make it rain blood at the party.What ensues next is one of the most enjoyable, hilarious and goriest slasher/Comedies I have seen in a very long time.The deaths are so fun and creative and the one liners are enough to make you lol,I say do yourself a favor and buy the blu ray or DVD,you will want to watch it again and again..
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Good movie
This movie is probably classified as a B movie but I have to say it was better than i expected. Overall this is a great movie.
Published 1 month ago by ravwn
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny
We found it hilarious. Good story line to it. Definitely need a dry sense of humor. Its a good low budget British horror comedy.
Published 1 month ago by twiztid
3.0 out of 5 stars Not a Bad Little Diamond in the Rough
Fun, gory, some great humor (love the British accents)! The deaths were quite elaborate and entertaining. This B-Horror flick is definitely worth a watch!
Published 2 months ago by Jaysen Clough
5.0 out of 5 stars I love Stitches the Clown!
Honestly, I went into it not expecting much. But that notion was quickly dispelled by the opening scene. Hahahaha! That was one of the best opening scenes! I just loved Stitches! Read more
Published 2 months ago by Elizabeth Renee Blue
3.0 out of 5 stars OOOKAYYY...
Stitches. You gotta really be someone that can suspend logic and sensibility to like this one. At first I was like this is crap even for a splatter fest b movie. Read more
Published 3 months ago by ward81
5.0 out of 5 stars Good
it was funny it was gory it moves pretty quick and you're never at a point where you at why am I watching this
Published 3 months ago by Christopher Miller
5.0 out of 5 stars Creepy funny
Great revenge flick. A little gory, but Stitches is a hoot. Riding his tiny tricycle cracked me up. Highly recommended.
Published 4 months ago by Bob M
1.0 out of 5 stars ZERO STARS
Wow... how does this have so many stars? There is nothing good about this movie. I like slashers AND comedies, but this was neither. It was just plain stupid. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Diana
5.0 out of 5 stars stitches
i always love a good horror story or a movie,this movie is different it deals with a clown who gets killed years later takes revenge..........................
Published 4 months ago by Ana M. Sotelo
1.0 out of 5 stars slasher movie, not a horror movie
This movie had potential but blew it, if your looking for a slasher gore fest of a movie you might enjoy it. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Nicholas D. Laha
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