Things to do with beer bottles is a really, really dumb book. So dumb it took a smart poet to write it. It is a great and really cheap $4 gift for anyone that isn't worth anything better. They will learn how beer is made, the history of Oktoberfest, cost of a beer bath with imported beer and some really bad pickup lines.
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5.0 out of 5 stars
A National Slam Poet writes a goofy BEER book,
This review is from: Stolen Snapshots Presents: Things to Do with Beer Bottles (Paperback)
I saw Zork perform in a Memphis Bookstore after he held a SLAM poetry workshop at my son's high school and then held a ZorkSlam at a Memphis Barnes & Noble store [where Zork spotlighted my son & other student poets]. I was expecting at the Barnes & Noble event that Zork would be selling his book of poetry ["Stolen Snapshots: I am NOT a poet"], BUT I was not expecting that he had written a dumb $4 beer book. This book is pricelessly funny. I bought 6 copies to give to my lamer friends for Christmas. I particularly loved the page on "Beer Breakfast." I like Zork's poetry and performance and my son says he gives a great poetry workshop, but, if I were a betting man, I would bet that Zork has made MUCH more money selling a great goofy book like this. It's sad that poetry isn't appreciated enough in our society [although I love seeing our Memphis Schools trying to change this], but I have to think that Zork writing this dumb book was a smart thing. It was the best $4 I ever spent in a bookstore.-- Howard D.
5.0 out of 5 stars
An amusing little anthem to beer, and by implication, poetry,
By LH (New York) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Stolen Snapshots Presents: Things to Do with Beer Bottles (Paperback)
This is a charming little book. It's amusing to flip through, especially when one is utterly loop-de-looped. It's a good conversation-starter around the table in a pub, or at home. The models used on the cover are just absolutely stunning. They're the talented artist friends of the author: an eccentric, up-and-coming poet who is steadily making a name for himself in the poetry venues of NY and CT. So give it a try; buy the book! Support the arts! Support the arts! Support the arts!
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It's a complete crock...there is NO origin to this song. Read the first page New!
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Front Cover | First Pages | Back Cover | Surprise Me!
It's a complete crock...there is NO origin to this song. Read the first page New!
Concordance | Text Stats Browse Sample Pages:
Front Cover | First Pages | Back Cover | Surprise Me!
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- Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs on page 36
- Naked Lunch (Harper Perennial Modern Classics) by William Burroughs on page 36
- Benjamin Franklin : Writer and Printer by Peter Green James N. & Stallybrass on page 3
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