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yea... this was fun to type

ByAlexon March 18, 2016

OMG THIS BOOK IS DIRTIER THAN 50 SHADES OF GREY!!!
The constant sex scenes and overwhelming size of the main character's manhood rendered me incapable of restraining the urge to gradify myself while simultaneously aggressively mashing the pages and moaning through every orgasmic letter of this book
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Soap Opera Junk

ByHouse Draculon April 17, 2015

This pathetic book is notorious for its writer assuming that anyone who dislikes it didn't read it. It made me curious, so I wanted to see what it was about. I read it and returned it. This book is crap. Art needs to make you feel something, to inspire emotions and thought. And Stones to Abbigale completely fails to do so. I would believe a thirteen year old girl wrote this. When I finished, I couldn't recall a single event, it made that negligible of an impression. Save your money.

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Could be the next Stephen King!

By80r1ng l053ron March 28, 2016

Format: Paperback

This book was amazing! I love the part where the kool-aid man bursted through the wall of Greg's room. And the plot twist where the kool-aid man falls in love with Greg, everyone needs a moment to cringe. There being a even bigger plot twist which the kool-aid man is Andy Biersack. Greg and Andy spend the rest of their live together, get married, have intense butt sex, they even had a baby. just when Greg is about to die he wakes up. Everything was just a dream while he was in a two year coma. When the kool-aid man bursts through the wall, leading Greg to a never ending paradox.

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Best book

ByAileen & Anthony Dianaon March 26, 2016

Format: PaperbackVerified Purchase

So amazing best part was when Andy biersack rode the t-Rex over to Greg laying in a pile of rainbow roses and when he approached they had amazing sex while Gerard way was in the clouds above singing heaven music

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yea... this was fun to type

ByAlexon March 18, 2016

Format: Paperback

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New Outlook on clowns

ByJordan1108on March 16, 2016

Format: Paperback

Normally I'm not into clown gang-banging, but this book had a very tasteful scene with multiple clowns and a willing participant. The dragon porn was saucy, but what you did with that midget is just plain wrong. However I loved it and hope to read more again soon.

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ThIs BoOk Is OnE oF tHe BeSt things EVER THE PART WHERE THE RAPTORS HAD A ...

Bynickon March 11, 2016

Format: Paperback

ThIs BoOk Is OnE oF tHe BeSt things EVER THE PART WHERE THE RAPTORS HAD A FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH ABBBIGALE w45 7h3 b35t 7h1n6 70 EvEr MoThEr FuCkEn HaPpEn Yo.

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Hmmm

ByDavis Marletteon March 9, 2016

Format: Paperback

It's seems very interesting how the majority of the 4-5 star reviews are actually VERIFIED PURCHASES. For those who didn't know, if buy the item, it says verified purchase next to your review. Therefore I only read the reviews that were actually verified and not the reviews that seemed to be written for the point of criticism.

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Five Stars

ByAnnalea Martins3on March 8, 2016

Format: PaperbackVerified Purchase

AMAZING!!

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Great book!

Byroseon March 5, 2016

Format: Kindle EditionVerified Purchase

Although somewhat lacking in plot, this book was a throughly entertaining read. Well worth the three dollars I spent on the Kindle version. I highly recommend this book to anyone, although due to violence and heavy topics this is not a book for younger kids.

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FASCINATINGLY BAD

ByAmazon Customeron March 3, 2016

Format: Kindle EditionVerified Purchase

I'll keep it simple. It's a strange and poorly written story that inadvertently provides comedic relief. Cringy, WTF, comedic relief. The Banana Nation will not care, however. Why did I just bother to write this? Save your money, kiddos.

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Splendid.

ByAmazon Customeron March 2, 2016

Format: PaperbackVerified Purchase

I love Onision. I've been subscribed to his channels for yours on YouTube. It was only right that I would get his book (I got This Is Why I Hate You as well).
Stones To Abbigale is AMAZING. I love it. Definitely a happy buyer. Thank you Greg!