Sick of the absurdity of today's office?
Ready for a delightful satire that highlights the often infuriating, sometimes pathetic, and always ridiculous nature of office life?
Check out Stooples! Stooples is the only company to win the coveted Most Soup Stains on Manager Ties Award for the third year running. This catalog of Stooples's most prized products has won the coveted Golden Yak Award from the Outer Mongolian Book Reviewers' Association. Whether you're interested in purchasing fluorescent-light tanning butter (put that cubicle lighting to some good use), wall murals of the Great Depression (remind employees who really controls the means of production), or anal-retentive pocket planners (map out your day five minutes at a time), Stooples will have you laughing out loud in the office, the shower, or the annual meeting of the Mongolian Yak-Herders Association.
Low-Price Guarantee
"At Stooples, you have our low-price guarantee. Find a product at a cheaper price elsewhere and we'll guarantee it's lower than ours. Every time."
Canadian Customers
Hey, you hockey heads, you've got to pay extra, eh? Include Dominion tax, maple-syrup and round-bacon tax, and the difference between your currency and real money.
Extensive Product Testing
All our products are rigorously tested by women named Number 7 and men named Max.
Ready for a delightful satire that highlights the often infuriating, sometimes pathetic, and always ridiculous nature of office life?
Check out Stooples! Stooples is the only company to win the coveted Most Soup Stains on Manager Ties Award for the third year running. This catalog of Stooples's most prized products has won the coveted Golden Yak Award from the Outer Mongolian Book Reviewers' Association. Whether you're interested in purchasing fluorescent-light tanning butter (put that cubicle lighting to some good use), wall murals of the Great Depression (remind employees who really controls the means of production), or anal-retentive pocket planners (map out your day five minutes at a time), Stooples will have you laughing out loud in the office, the shower, or the annual meeting of the Mongolian Yak-Herders Association.
Low-Price Guarantee
"At Stooples, you have our low-price guarantee. Find a product at a cheaper price elsewhere and we'll guarantee it's lower than ours. Every time."
Canadian Customers
Hey, you hockey heads, you've got to pay extra, eh? Include Dominion tax, maple-syrup and round-bacon tax, and the difference between your currency and real money.
Extensive Product Testing
All our products are rigorously tested by women named Number 7 and men named Max.
