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Stretch: The Unlikely Making of a Yoga Dude [Kindle Edition]

Neal Pollack
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August 10, 2010

The hilarious true account of an overweight, balding, skeptical guy's unexpected transformation into a healthy, blissful yoga fiend.

Neal Pollack was out of shape. The hair on his head was thinning and the hair on his face was pretentious—traits a New York Times critic gleefully pointed out while panning his second book. Combined with the predestined failure of his punk rock band, it was almost too much for Pollack to bear. He was willing to try anything to get his life back on track . . . even yoga.

While struggling to master difficult poses without kicking other yogis in the face, Pollack actually, remarkably, began to feel better, both in body and mind. Soon he found himself immersed in the "weird and circuslike" world of yoga. He participated in a 24-hour yogathon, attended yoga conferences and Asian retreats, went to yoga rock shows, started getting regular assignments for Yoga Journal magazine, and, finally, began teaching yoga classes himself.

Stretch mercilessly lampoons the bizarre, omnipresent culture of yoga, but it's also a story of profound personal transformation. Pollack started off mocking yoga. Now he's become one of its most enthusiastic proponents.


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“Touching as well as funny...Ultimately, Pollack lampoons himself more than the culture, and this is perhaps the most compelling evidence of Pollack’s conversion: his inability to be snarky about yoga.”

About the Author

Neal Pollack is the author of the bestselling memoir Alternadad and several books of satirical fiction, including The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature and the rock novel Never Mind the Pollacks. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and son.


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  • File Size: 553 KB
  • Print Length: 340 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0061727695
  • Publisher: HarperCollins e-books; Original edition (August 10, 2010)
  • Sold by: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003TLN1DK
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #159,990 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
Yes, there is a lot about yoga in this book and Pollack's journey through yoga is the story, but this book is really about a a guy who is on the verge of a full-blown midlife crisis and attempts to deal with it by re-discovering his "best self." Pollack pulls this off by avoiding sentimentality and self-pity - his wit and humor is sharp and hits the target. It is clear that Pollack is not a wild-eyed yoga zealot, he finds yoga teachers and methods that speak to him, but he also pulls no punches when it comes to some of the more cynical yoga-marketing schemes (the "yoga championship" section is really a marvel). I found myself for-real laughing out loud whenever I picked up the book.

As someone around Pollack's age (and not that into yoga), his journey resonated with me this book resonated with me. Yes, I went to some yoga classes after reading the book, but more importantly it served as a reminder to try to find my own "best self" and not take myself so damn seriously.

Highly recommended.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
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Neal Pollack's humor tends toward the snarky, with a very sharp eye for the foibles of contemporary culture. After getting trashed by a New York Times book review for looking doughy and having thinning hair, he experiences a bit of personal crisis. He's no Saint Augustine, and the depths of his angst are toward the shallow end of the pool. He starts doing yoga at a 24 hour fitness center, and discovers that he likes it and it seems to do something a bit more worthwhile than tone his abs. He begins to suspect that yoga might help him reconnect with his best self, an entity which he hasn't seen since his less sophisticated youth, before becoming an edgy writer.

Along the way, he explores many of the wacky and creative versions of yoga in the United States, including an overly severe vegan style in New York, and yoga rave music. He settles on a more traditional school, ashtanga, and eventually studies with a serious, renowned teacher overseas. His humor is often funniest, though, when it's turned on himself, including some silly but entertaining sessions with a chiropractor, problems with barfing, and the mandatory flatulence-at-yoga scene.

Pollack has a keen eye for the American yoga scene and understands well the different schools of yoga study and practice. We root for him as he stumbles on his enlightenment road, although he never seems to recognize that doing marijuana through a vaporizer is probably not auspicious practice. Namaste, Neal.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
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I came to Stretch expecting a sort of yoga version of Alternadad (Neal Pollack's memoir of early parenthood). And there's a lot of that same dude-in-a-strange-land hilarity here, too. But this book cuts a little deeper. Somehow, Pollack manages to harness detached irony with earnest spirituality and let them truly coexist. It's remarkable. One minute, you're laughing out loud at his incisive observations of yoga-culture absurdities; the next minute you're scrambling for a pen to copy down some heartbreaking, mind-clearing truth. And then...fart jokes!

As a reader who's dipped her toes in yoga from time to time, I found it fascinating to get a behind-the-scenes look at the culture and history. Stretch takes us on an eclectic yoga tour - from 24-Hour Fitness to a retreat in Thailand; from an international yoga competition to a yoga music festival; through all manner of classes, teachers, students, and studios. It's a thoroughly enjoyable read. Plus, now I can make some sense of what's offered at the yoga studios in my neighborhood.
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Fun, light read about yoga, at times insightful
I enjoyed this book. I practice yoga myself, but came to it after many years of dance training. It was really interesting to get the perspective of a male who started out... Read more
Published 2 months ago by G. Mosca
It "Quacked Like Yoga"
Neal Pollack is wickedly funny. His life finding yoga is more interesting and believable than many of the yoga "biographies" written by women. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Amber Polo
not impressed with Mr. Pollack
I enjoy reading biographies of all types, and being a yoga practitioner I enjoy reading about people's journey on their yogic path. Read more
Published 8 months ago by S. Nelson
Really good
Writer Neal Pollack is at a crossroads in life and yoga saves him. In 2000, he led a glamorous life of book tours and appearances while dishing out his edgy, cutting, wit that the... Read more
Published 8 months ago by noodle soup
If you are willing to overlook some of the author's flaws, an...
NOTE: I received a free copy of this book to review for the web site Metapsychology Online Reviews; you can read a more complete version of my review on that site. Read more
Published 8 months ago by Beth Cholette
Funny and Inspiring. Read It.
As publisher of www.essential-yoga-for-men.com I make it my business to look at most things related to yoga for men. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Mahadeva
Amusing and Entertaining
Crude, snarky, and self-deprecating, this book will make you laugh out loud while illuminating the earnestness and pretentiousness of the Los Angeles yoga subculture. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Xina Uhl
The yoga dude you don't want in your class....
I had hoped to like this book as much as I had liked the bit if it which was published in Yoga Journal. Read more
Published 9 months ago by P. Lavatai
Refreshing
This book is an atypical story of someone new to yoga...it's hilarious! And yet, it is quite respectful of the practice and benefits of practicing yoga. Read more
Published 11 months ago by CommishMT
Not Bad
I picked this up while waiting for my wife to finish her yoga class and non-yoga me was dying of boredom amidst the fuppery. Read more
Published 12 months ago by dfranklin
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