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The Dick Towel

by Sub Urban Riot
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

Price: $26.99 & FREE Shipping. Details
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WARNING:
CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 69 x 31 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.8 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B004I036HC
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 14 years and up
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #47,375 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
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Product Description

From the show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," it's The Dick Towel! This silly towel has a printed ass on the backside, and two versions of dicks on the front. Choose whether you want the HUGE dick, or the shrinkage version wrapped in front of you. This towel is hilarious for use at public beaches, spas, and just about anywhere!

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4.4 out of 5 stars
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4.4 out of 5 stars
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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Dick Towel, Nuff said. February 15, 2011
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Durability: 5.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 5.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 5.0 out of 5 stars   
I love how amazon asked me what the educational value of this product was. Dudes it's the Dick towel. Nuff said.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Silly and fun perfect gift for THAT friend! February 9, 2012
By liz
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Durability: 4.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 4.0 out of 5 stars   
Silly and fun perfect gift for THAT friend! Average quality towel, full size. Not for children or the faint of heart ! LOL.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny Novelty, Poor Quality September 11, 2012
By Jeff
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Durability: 2.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 4.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 4.0 out of 5 stars   
I purchased The Dick Towel as a funny gift for my father-in-law. The towel is hilarious but the quality is lacking. It feels thin and would probably offer very little warmth or drying capacity. But, you don't buy this towel for it's drying quality, you buy it to shock people. Pretty funny and a decent deal at ~$25
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