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1.0 out of 5 stars
Bad. Not "so bad it's good". Just plain bad., September 10, 2007
This review is from: Subterano (DVD)
Okay... I am not a movie snob - I can suspend my expectations and just enjoy some mindless entertainment. I think Chris Farley is hilarious. I stand up and cheer during Starship Troopers.
But there is NO redeeming quality to Subterano. I am completely shocked that some other reviewers gave this movie anything more than the lowest rating.
On paper the plot /could/ be interesting - hey, video game turned real, sounds good right? Wrong. The execution is awful, the "effects" are 70's quality, I want to kill every one of the characters (especially the whiney one who knows the videogame), every action scene is the same (avoid the bad guy to get to the next parking level), and the bad guy is some not-scary radio controlled car.
It is the WORST movie I've ever tried to watch. And not worst like comically bad, or so bad it's good, but simply not-laughing, dead-serious, "why the heck am I watching this?" bad.
Really. There is no point in watching this movie. It is awful.
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2.0 out of 5 stars
NOT BAD, October 1, 2011
I SEEN FAR WORSE MOVIES THAN THIS. I LIKED IT! I THOUGHT IT WAS ENTERTAINING. BETTER THAN A LOT OF THIS GARBAGE THERE MAKING NOW! HELLO!!!! I HOPE THEY DON'T MAKE A REMAKE OF THIS ONE. OMG... I THOUGHT I SEEN A PIC OR A POSTER SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE "REMAKING" THE MOVIE "THE THING", AGAIN. THIS WILL BE THE 3RD TIME. I HOPE IM WRONG.
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3.0 out of 5 stars
Good flim but........................, December 29, 2006
This review is from: Subterano (DVD)
I enjoyed this movie.. But before I ordered it, I checked this movie have subtitle in english or closed caption.. Because I am deaf myself and require closed caption.. It said have both subtitle and closed caption.. I was excite and bought it. But I am so disappoint and this movie not have subtitle and closed caption at all. That's BS!
Message for deaf people: Don't order this movie!
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