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No Such Thing [Hardcover]

Jackie French Koller (Author), Betsy Lewin (Illustrator)
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)

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Even though his mother says there are no monsters, a frightened Howard is convinced that a boy-eating monster is under his bed, while under the bed, a boy-fearing Monster fears the monster-eating boy he thinks is above the bed.

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Monsters, according to popular opinion, live under beds. Koller (the Mole and Shrew books), rather than deny these beasts' existence, questions their frightful intentions. In this mildly suspenseful tale, a boy named Howard tells his mother, "I heard [a monster] snurkling under my bed." Meanwhile, a young monster informs his mother that he hears a boy "sneezing on top of my bed." Left alone by their disbelieving parents, human and monster peek at each other and shriek in fear; only when their terror turns to tears do they dare a second, curious look. On the closing page, they trade places for a practical joke that's left to the reader's imagination: " 'Oh, Mommy,' they both called together. 'Mommy, come quick!' " Lewin (Somebody Catch My Homework) draws in loose, Quentin Blake-style gestures of pen and ink, and fills the negative space with watercolor washes of dusky blue and brown. She envisions Monster (who reads a scary comic titled Boy) as a warty green gargoyle with clawed toes, a boar's snout and tusks. Koller invents a monster vocabulary: Monster "whimples" when Howard whimpers, and "sniggles" when his friend giggles. The plot is predictable and even a bit shopworn, yet the energetic telling and agreeable illustrations could put some fears temporarily to rest. Ages 4-8.
Copyright 1996 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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PreSchool-Grade 2. When Howard tells his mother about the monster under his bed, she says there's no such thing. Young Monster's mother says the same thing when he describes the boy on top of the bed. When the two at last meet, however, with an eye-popping mutual "Aagh!" it's clear that they have much in common, including parents long since fed up with their offspring's imaginations. The bonds of friendship forge, and the final page shows the two hatching a plan to scare their disbelieving moms. Like Mercer Mayer's There's a Nightmare in My Closet (Dial, 1968), this is a satisfying version of the familiar tale of child/monster coexistence. It runs a gamut of emotions from apprehension to frustration (both child and parent), terror, empathy, to, finally, the friendly sharing of a good joke. Lewin's ink-and-wash cartoon scrawls lend just the right exaggerated and humorous touch to put Koller's all-too-likely scenario over the top. Children will recognize themselves in this tale and will enjoy conjuring up denouements limited only by their imaginations.?Meg Stackpole, Rye Free Reading Room, NY
Copyright 1997 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Product Details

  • Reading level: Ages 4 and up
  • Hardcover: 1 pages
  • Publisher: Boyds Mills Press; 1st edition (February 1997)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1563974908
  • ISBN-13: 978-1563974908
  • Product Dimensions: 10.3 x 8.3 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #768,107 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Favorite for Parents and Kids, January 3, 2000
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We heard this book at Storytime at our local library and fell in love with it. The kids loved the boy and the monster teaching their Moms that there is "such a thing", and all the mothers in the room were laughing at the familiar nightime ritual of little boys-- with a surprise ending. It is my favorite children's book and I think every kid should have it. Let them go to bed laughing about monsters under the bed, instead of being afraid of them.
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A laugh-out-loud bedtime story!, January 6, 1999
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This is so funny, it had four adult women laughing out loud! A little boy on top of the bed and a little monster under the bed are both told by their mothers not to be afraid--there's no such thing as monsters/boys! But the boy hears a snurkle and the monster hears a sneeze, and they KNOW! Delightfully written, with a surprise ending that's perfect. Wonderful pictures, too.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book!, September 8, 2008
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Love this book! My girls love reading books about monsters and this had a nice little twist! Very cute!!!
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