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Suicide Girls in the Afterlife [Paperback]

Gina Ranalli (Author)
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August 7, 2006
What if you killed yourself and discovered that the "Afterlife" might actually suck? Pogue Eldridge is a woman who does just that, and she starts to realize that this Afterlife stuff isn't at all what she expected. First, she's required to stay on a specific floor at the Sterling Hotel until renovations in Hell and Heaven are completed. That's the rules. Second, she can't go up to the nice floors where all the rich people are. More rules. And third, the food isn't that great, and there's nothing to do. Death imitating life? Pogue thinks so, and along with 15-year-old Katina, who died of a drug overdose (another form of suicide), they decide to go exploring, and bring along some of the others they've met. But because of the rules, they can only go down in the hotel elevator. And once they're in Hell, they can't leave unless "Lucy" decides they can. Join Pogue and her companions on a seriously twisted, often funny, and macabre trip through the Afterlife, where a Goth Lucifer suffers from depression, Jesus plays video games and smokes way too much pot, and Hell truly is a crappy place to be.

"Ranalli is one of those rare authors who can seamlessly combine horror with the hilariously bizarre, all with a sly little smile and wink. With Ranalli's unique turns of phrase and descriptions, Suicide Girls in the Afterlife pokes fun at life, death, and the absurdity of being human. A strange, entertaining, and thought-provoking read."  --Andi Marquette, author of several novels including Friends in High Places and the award-winning Land of Entrapment

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Suicide Girls in the Afterlife is weird and fun and hauntingly bittersweet. I read it in one evening and enjoyed it very much. --Brian Keene, author of "The Rising" and "The Conqueror Worms"

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"Gina Ranalli's work is light, crisp and an easy read, accessible yet eccentric, creepy yet endearing, catchy like bubblegum pop yet twisted and off-kilter."  --Mungbeing

Product Details

  • Paperback: 120 pages
  • Publisher: Afterbirth Books (August 7, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0976631083
  • ISBN-13: 978-0976631088
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 8.5 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,443,084 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Gina Ranalli is the author of several novels, including Praise the Dead, House of Fallen Trees, Suicide Girls in the Afterlife, Chemical Gardens, Wall of Kiss, Mother Puncher, Sky Tongues, and Swarm of Flying Eyeballs. Her collection, 13 Thorns (with Gus Fink) won the Wonderland Book Award for Best Story Collection of 2007. Her short stories have appeared in numerous publications including Bits of the Dead, The Beast Within, Horror Library Volume 3, and Dead Science, among others.

Gina lives in Washington state where she is working on her next novel. You can communicate with her online at www.ginaranalli.com and on twitter at http://twitter.com/GinaRanalli

 

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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A solid, fun bizarro book., August 29, 2007
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If you like weird fiction, get this book. Let me explain.

First, the idea of the the afterlife limbo taking place in a hotel is great. Maybe it's because I love hotels/motels but still, it's very interesting and leads to a good story.

Okay, now the good things about the novella. The characterizations are excellent. Katina the goth girl was funny. And the devil? Hilarious! But not in a dumb way either. The author has a very keen sense of humor. The dialogue is very sharp. The plot itself is at various times creepy, funny, surreal, and blasphemous. Makes for a good combination.

Now for the negative. I guess my complaint is that it's too short. I can't help but get the feeling that there was some stuff that was cut out or that it was originally intended to be a longer work. The whole pervert guy in Chapter 10 seemed out of place.. but only because it was in such a short work. I would LOVE to have an extended version of this story.

So, in conclusion, this is a worthwhile book that would please anyone who likes sharp wit and surrealism dealing with religion and the afterlife.

Simply put this is a very entertaining bizarro novella. The author Gina Ranalli is talented and it shows so despite my small criticism, I recommend this work wholeheartedly.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars You May Think You're in Heaven Reading This Novella, December 17, 2007
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Gina Ranalli is the high priestess of Bizarro and this is her contribution to the Bizarro Starter Kit (orange).

The tale begins with the main character, Pogue, being shuttled to what she believes is heaven by a strange but kindly older gentleman. Upon arrival, she finds that both Hell and Heaven are undergoing major renovations so a hotel has been setup to cater to the recently departed souls. The souls of earth's rich people occupy the uppermost floor (akin to heaven) while the suicides and ner-do-wells occupy the bottommost. Pogue meets another young lady upon her arrival, and a young man who lives in the elevator shaft. Together, they travel the various floors of the hotel and meet Jesus and Lucy-fer.

What makes this novella really interesting is the contrast between social classes Pogue witnesses after reaching the afterlife. Where the rich may not have been "godly" on earth, they still retain their status in the upper strata of Heaven after death. The suicides and scoundrels are left to while away their remaining existence in the hotel's picture of hell. Another slightly less obvious contrast can be made between "Suicide Girls..." and Sartre's play "No Exit". The conversations in "No Exit" follow three people trying to decide why they're at the hotel, while Ranalli's characters (knowing where they are) take you on the actual tour.

I felt the effect of the whole was rather tainted by the remaining few paragraphs of the story, but I don't believe it should preclude the adventurous reader from delving into this bizarro novella with both arms fully extended.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent Bizzaro Story!, July 11, 2011
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This is the second book I have read by Gina Ranalli and like the first it didn't diappoint.
Pogue, who commits suicide, finds herself at a motel while awaiting judgment. She decides to take a tour of the place while she waits and it's during this tour that this funny, strange, bizarre, thought provoking story takes you on a ride that you be thinking about long after you put it down.
More Gina Ranalli, please!
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