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SuicideGirls Must Die! (Unrated)

5 star:		(2)
4 star:		(2)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(0)
1 star:		(5)

 

 

If you don't find girls with tattoos and piercings attractive, you probably won't like this movie. The premise is simple - a dozen or so girls from the SuicideGirls.com website go to an isolated house to shoot a nude calendar. As the shoot goes on, strange things begin happening, girls start disappearing, etc. Simple, really. So why are there so many negative reviews here?

Because the girls aren't actresses. Here's the thing, though - most of the girls really thought it was just a photo shoot. They're not acting at all. Do they get whiny and argumentative? Absolutely - wouldn't you be in a bad mood if your friends disappeared without a trace?

All in all, I liked the movie. If you take it for what it is - *not* a professional studio movie - it's quite entertaining. And the girls? They're constantly naked, and gorgeous. There's a reason these girls are on the website and have such devoted fans.

So, to recap: If you're expecting a Hollywood-quality slasher movie, this isn't it. If you find girls with lots of tattoos and piercings unattractive, or you don't want to see copious amounts of female nudity, find a different movie to watch. But if you think the SuicideGirls are beautiful, and you want to see how they'd react in a real-life horror movie, this is the one for you.

If you like girls with tattoos and body piercings, and want to see T&A of them, you will like this movie.

Average to pretty looks for the girls, with a wide range of breasts, and semi-good bodies. As interesting as they are to see, you will feel a compulsion to kill a few of them yourself while watching the movie. Without spoiling the movie or the ending, these girls haven't taken many acting lessons. But they do have that womanly naturally ability to slowly drive a sane man crazy.

Did I watch the whole movie? Yes. Would I use the fast forward next time? YES. Any screen worth pausing? Yes. How often would I re watch this movie? About once every 5 Years. Teenagers will re watch it more often. This is not hardcore, nore is it going to win an Oscar. Its an excuse for the Suicide Girls to show off their T&A. Old Goats like Me who don't know much about "Suicide Girls Groups type" such as I just watched need to watch this so you know what others are talking about. That at least sounds like a good reason to see this if you get caught watching it. It might seam like a better movie after the first six pack or a couple of straight ups. Unless you wife or girlfriend has tattoos and body piercings, don't even think about asking her to watch it with you.

Its not a bad movie. It's reality TV meets horror. The first I have ever seen of its type and I think they did a good job, yeah the nude shoots went on a bit long, but thats TSG for you, their about showing their tats, piercings and body, but its a new twist to the whole Reality TV phenomenon I think the girls played their parts well. Looking back there are somethings that dont make sense, but in order to convince the viewers they had to do it. I say give it a try but keep in mind its a reality movie. Don't expect it to be The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

I'm a mum of three. I have (I think) a pretty good body which I work hard to keep. I have some tattoos and would like to get more.

I enjoy watching the Suicide Girls on DVD. I don't know why. I just do. I would never take my clothes off like this, and the girls are very bad mouthed, aggressive, and they drink a lot, which is I'm totally against in real life. I just think they're fun to watch.

Sometimes I wish that someone would start a "cutesy" tattooed girls website, where the girls are very clean, into fitness and health, and they don't swear. But I still liked this DVD anyway.

Nothing outstanding here. A couple of the girls are attractive, all would be better looking without the tats and piercings.

I expected this movie to be ok, with a moderately lame plot and gratuitous nudity. It is a reality horror movie - the first of its kind. I got the unrated version deliberately to ensure having something to watch (worried too much would be cut for the R-rating). I was pleasantly surprised - the plot was actually believable. The girls are NOT actors.It is shot mostly from POV handheld cameras, although there were camera people involved. The girls are a little wild, ranging from cute and pretty to drop-dead knockout. Their reactions and emotions seem authentic. All-in-all, I was thoroughly entertained by this move.

Pornography is ubiquitous. Good slasher films are many and often contain gratuitous nudity. The idea of combining a slasher film with a softcore porno is like putting a bunch of tiny grilled cheese sandwiches on top of a pizza. A pizza is nothing but dough and cheese. Slasher films guarantee gore and pornography. Why water down both genres as this plotless poor cousin to a film does? Either watch a real slasher movie or get a girlfriend.

I was watching Showtime and came across what I wasn't sure was a reality show or a really bad movie. I checked the info and it only had the title, 'Suicide Girls Must Die'. I thought it was about girls who had tried to commit suicide....I was wrong. They fought just like VH1's reality show girls fight...over the dumbest things or things they just make up. It was almost over and I was curious to see if it was real or not. When I saw the blonde with the leg brace with a fake ax in her, it was too stupid to even laugh. And then there are 5 or so girls on an island, half naked acting retarded. I read someone write it's not about their physical beauty, it's about what's inside. But most don't seem to care about anything but trying to show off some naked part of themselves. Maybe it's only me and everyone likes something different, but I was shocked at how much extra fat was on most of their bodies. If someone is just watching to see a naked girl, because there's no point to anything else that happens, they're wasting their time...better off watching Playboy, etc. And if none of them have ever really tried to commit suicide, that is a disrespectful title for them to use against people who really have attempted suicide. These supposed 'Suicide Girls' should watch their horrible film and try slashing their own wrists.

This pathetic non-movie was only made to shamelessly promote the websites of these tattoo-riddled burned-out punk junkies who can't even get decent work doing fetish videos. It's disgusting that the self-loathing charlatans have now resorted to blatantly ripping off horror fans by promoting this thing as 'horror'! No blood or gore, no suspense, etc. It's basically one LOOOONG photo shoot with unattractive and just plain nasty punk chicks resorting to the only card in their deck...getting naked. How can a movie with so many naked girls be boring? Well, this one damn sure is! The 'models' embarrassingly try to imitate every reality show you've ever seen by subjecting viewers to lengthy interviews with themselves as they bitch endlessly and have an arrogant attitude toward those who don't 'understand' them! These 'women' are destined to live sad and angry lives (due to their own bad choices), hating the world because it doesn't give a damn about them. This is really pathetic stuff.

I paid $14 at Best Buy just out of curiosity. It was like a pathetic attempt at the Blair Witch Project type of movie. The girls are skinny, trashy, foul-mouthed, tatooed, druggie looking that offer nothing to the human race. I guess there will be enough dumb like me that purchase crap like this on a whim without reading reviews that they will actually make money off of this tripe. SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!