Customer Reviews

Sun-Staches "The Original Mustache Sunglasses" Catch eyes. Turn heads. BE THE PARTY.

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...but I'm NOT shaving it for later!
What is it you want? Do you want Money? Power? Respect? Women... Men? Sun-Staches, dear answer seekers, are the key. Tap into the ancient knowledge and energy of the mustache. Harness its abilities, control its strength, master it's might. Use it for good... or evil. With a great mustache, comes great responsibility. So, beware my power hungry friends, for respect the mustache or watch it consume your soul!

The guide on your pubic path,

Jables

These are amazing, GREAT IDEA!!!! Surprisingly Great Quality, and I cant wait to see them out!!! THEY ALSO LOOK GREAT!!! I tried to buy them on line on spirit holloween website, but they were sold out! EXCITED, THANKS H2W, YOU GUYS ROCK!!

I am a huge dork. I mean, my goal in life when I was younger was to be the future Mrs. Wesley Crusher. So now, in my 30s, I feel like I'm just a bit out of touch with the kids these days.

But I put these babies on and suddenly I'm the Hipster Queen. That's right. Not only do I finally feel like I fit in, but my relationship with my hipster teenager has improved ten-fold. Suddenly, it's cool to love Battlestar Galactica, and when I use my sonic screwdriver pen, other people actually recognize it!

The Geeks have indeed inherited this earth, friends. Get your sunstaches and join them. Strike while the irony is hot!

I ordered these mustache sunglasses for a friend, although when I got them, one of the chains supposedly attached to the sunglasses was just lying around in the bag, I opened it, and it seemed the chain was just loose, thank goodness it was repairable though, the small chain only needed tightening, it doesn't seem common to happen to anyone else who would order these sunglasses. Other than that, a good item.

Being a girl, I can't grow my own facial hair. I can wear fake mustaches, but eventually the glue irritates my skin. Due to this atrocity, I am a common victim of mustache envy. When I found these glasses, I lost my mind. These are incredible and surprisingly sturdy. I wear them everywhere -- to the store, driving, out to eat. I couldn't be happier with this product.

Stash Glasses. What more can you say? Is there a product that surpasses this? You're an idiot if you say yes. Oakleys? Do they have a handlebar stash attached? Ray Bans? Looks just like these, BUT THERE IS ONE ELEMENT MISSING!!! THE STASH! If you lack the facial hair or testosterone to display your manhood on your face for everyone to see, get these. They do it for you. No one is going to argue with a man or woman who wears their stash so proudly. Do it. Try it. I dare you.

I love the look of a vintage style wayfarer with the comfort of knowing my inability to grow facial hair has been taken care of, with Sun-Staches. Never again shall I walk shamefully bare lipped into public, wondering what mean spirited mockeries people have conceived. Like, "Oh, what a cute little boy... what's he doing in this strip club?" Or, "Aww, smooth as a baby... stupid jerk baby lip." Or, "Is that a lesbian?" people say. "You'll never look like Tom Sellick!" some exclaim. "Stacheless freak." You get the idea. My constant anxiety and paranoia are now a thing of the past. So, thank you Sun-Staches, you've saved my life... and possibly the world.

Sin-STACHEly yours,

Bewhiskered Ben

These were great stocking stuffers. The kids loved them. They are well made, and arrived quickly. Will be great for Halloween too!

These glasses were a total hit for my 14 year old nephew! He loves them! The Christmas pictures were great with his glasses. It's the closest he'll get to a mustache for a while, so they were great!

I thought these would be awesome for halloween... meh. The idea is great, but the metal strings are really bothersome. They are not made very well either. Some people might find it great, but this is not for me. Worn it once