o Never shave.
o Chew with your mouth open.
o Chain smoke.
If your clueless friend just can't understand why her relationships don't last, slip this book into her bag and hope she recognizes herself in these classic gems:
o Never even try to pay the bill.
o Use "I don't know" as an answer for everything.
o Bring up your ex as often as possible.
o Always put men down.
If you're fed up with the whole dating scene and need a good laugh about it, have a giggle over these wicked scenarios:
o Keep staring at his "package" and then sigh repeatedly as if disappointed.
o Give him a detailed description of the sex dream you had about his best friend.
o Tape over his porn with Touched by an Angel.
Each piece of advice is illustrated with the author's own stylized, sophisticated but slightly silly artwork, which makes the book even funnier. 50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single is goofy yet hip with great visual and comic appeal.
