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Suri's Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood's Little Sweetheart [Kindle Edition]

Allie Hagan
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (29 customer reviews)

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Based on the popular blog of the same name, Suri’s Burn Book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of “Suri Cruise,” Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ five-year-old daughter—and one of the youngest fashionistas in America today.

Suri’s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Also included is Suri’s very best advice and essays on topics ranging from pop culture to politics, accompanied by approximately 100 full-color photos throughout.



Editorial Reviews

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"Suri's Burn Book takes so many of our favorite things—Mean Girls attitude, celebrities, and snarkiness—and rolls it all into one amazing Tumblr."
Time

"'Suri Cruise' is our new favourite blogger."
The Guardian UK

"If you haven't already, I implore you to head over to Suri's Burn Book, a Tumblr account that answers the question, 'What would Suri Cruise think about this outfit?' Here, you find biting comments about Hollywood's more unfortunate offspring, as imagined from the perspective of Cruise herself."
—SocialiteLife.com

"I feel like every day I become obsessed with a new Tumblr, and today it's Suri's Burn Book."
—Crushable.com

"In a world where every other person (alright, 5 per cent of people) puts their child on Facebook and Hollywood's baby pictures fetch upwards of seven digits...we're thankful it's come in the form of Suri's Burn Book, a brilliant Tumblr account written from the perspective of Suri Cruise, complete with all the inside jokes and less than thinly veiled insults one could hope for from this queen of the toddler set."
—The Huffington Post Canada
 
“Suri's Burn Book takes so many of our favorite things—Mean Girls attitude, celebrities, and snarkiness—and rolls it all into one amazing Tumblr.”
—Time

“Suri Cruise is our new favourite blogger.”
—The Guardian UK

“If you haven't already, I implore you to head over to Suri’s Burn Book, a Tumblr account that answers the question, ‘What would Suri Cruise think about this outfit?’ Here, you find biting comments about Hollywood’s more unfortunate offspring, as imagined from the perspective of Cruise herself.”
—SocialiteLife.com

“I feel like every day I become obsessed with a new Tumblr, and today it's Suri’s Burn Book.”
—Crushable.com

“Suri’s Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary From Hollywood’s Little Sweetheart, much like the blog itself, is filled with sarcastic well-to-do life instructions with humorous celebrity style anecdotes.”
—The Daily Mail

About the Author

Allie Hagan is the creator of Surisburnbook.tumblr.com, which receives more than 300,000 unique visitors per month and has been featured on a number of websites including Time Magazine and in Us Weekly, among others. When Allie is not channeling Suri Cruise, she can be found at alliehagan.com. Allie lives in Washington, D.C.

Product Details

  • File Size: 1800 KB
  • Print Length: 130 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0762447354
  • Publisher: Running Press (September 4, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008X5M1JC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #395,071 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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26 of 28 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Clever September 3, 2012
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
Allie Hagan's blog is a hilarious, fresh take on celebrity gossip. I love the blog and check for updates every day. The book is all new material that reinforces well-known sentiments from the blog (disliking Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Willow Smith, and TomKat, etc.). The book is pretty funny, but is somehow less gripping than the blog itself. Maybe it's because the blog is more topical while the book is much more general. The blog has a little more bite to it as well.

There are some really great segments in the book that made me laugh out loud. She describes Will and Jada's efforts to make Willow Smith famous as a "fool's errand." (page 25) Allie Hagan's "Suri" is a little jealous of Harper Beckham and hastens to point out that "everyone seems to overlook that Harper has a rather shapeless body, forcing her mother to dress her in shift dress after shift dress," which is quite funny since, for those of you who don't know, Harper is a baby and supposed to be shaped like a potato with arms. (page 49) My favorite moment, however, is the lecture on ladylike behavior: ladies never wear out their welcome. "Suri" adds, "Lady Gaga, I hope you are watching the clock." (page 92)

I really respect Allie Hagan's ability to create a believable character in her version of Suri. As I read the book and blog, I often forget that Suri's not actually writing it. This book is a great effort by a new author and I recommend it to anyone with a sense of humor and at least a mild interest in celebrity gossip.
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13 of 17 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of time & money September 6, 2012
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I love this blog, it's funny and I eagerly awaited the book. Couldn't have been more of a disappointment. It was much too short, less than 100 pages, and just plain was not either funny or entertaining. I have never reviewed a book on Amazon before, but really felt this book was sadly a waste of time and money.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Best Blog Book By Far! September 4, 2012
By Caitlin
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Suri's Burn Book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Allie Hagan's hysterical Tumblr is now an official "burn book," and it does NOT disappoint. She is hilarious - her blog is the one website on the Internet where I've read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing. Her book is no different - I tried to pace myself, and ended up reading the whole thing in the first 24 hours I had it! Allie & Suri are my heroes! <3
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing! August 31, 2012
By Kathy
Format:Hardcover
This blog always brightens my day, and the book is even better! It will be staying on my bookshelf for a long time!
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9 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Love this! August 24, 2012
By AEC
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This book is wonderfully witty! I have enjoyed every minute of reading it. I read the blog regularly and naturally had to buy the book as soon as I realized that it was available. I was not disappointed and neither will you!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Truly amazing October 3, 2012
Format:Hardcover
This book is everything the blog is and more...I can't get enough!!! Love the pictures, sarcasm and wit. All of my friends will be receiving this for Christmas.
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6 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun read! August 27, 2012
By Olive B
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
Great present for that pop culture obsessed twenty-something that you're not exactly what they want, while not wanting to get them a lame giftcard. Speaking for all twenty-somethings, there are few things we love more than a couple clever pop culture references or a Mean Girls reference! This book has it all!

The author has a wonderful voice that is consistent and sarcastic. She pokes fun at the Hollywood Elite that take themselves too seriously when they really shouldn't. It's very smart, and isn't just a lazy compilation of popular blog posts. It's all new material!

Suri's Burn Book isn't Anna Karenina, but it's not trying to be! It's a fun read, and not to mention, MUCH shorter than that piece of work! Pass it along to your friends after you're done, or sneak a quick read before you gift it - you won't regret it!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! January 10, 2014
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This book is so cleverly written and a nice complement to the author's blog. If you love the blog, you will love this book. It's a smaller size which was unexpected but it makes it fun and easy to tuck in your purse or bag.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny
Good for a few laughs, thanks for the entertainment. Somehow I could envision little Suri saying all this.... Hope you write more for days when I need another laugh.
Published 14 months ago by NurseinOhio
4.0 out of 5 stars Just as adorable as the website
Suri's Burn Book, "ghost written" by Allie Hagan, is hilarious. I love reading the author's Tumblr updates--if Suri chose to speak out publicly about the world of... Read more
Published 17 months ago by Penname
5.0 out of 5 stars clever and entertaining!
as a long time reader of the blog, "suri's burn book", i was curious whether the book would be as funny. it was!
Published 17 months ago by Patricia McCary
2.0 out of 5 stars Funny Enough
Got a few good laughs, but kind of boring in between. Probably won't read again. I'll definitely still be an avid blog follower though.
Published 17 months ago by Maggie
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny book
My daughter loved this book it's pretty hilarious ! Lots of pictures and short and to the point. A must have if you like celebrities
Published 18 months ago by ally
1.0 out of 5 stars give your money to charity instead
tumbler version is funny and witty but this lazy attempt to capitalize on its popularity falls flat as a pancake. Don't waste your money
Published 19 months ago by chica
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Book
Great book, same humor as her blog! I just wish the book was longer- I flew through it in one reading!
Published 20 months ago by Shannon
1.0 out of 5 stars Read the Blog, Keep your money
I really love the blog, but this book was a huge disappointment. First of all, the book is rather small and more like a pamphlet than a book. Not that it really matters though. Read more
Published 21 months ago by einla12
5.0 out of 5 stars worth every penny!
Like the blog, only longer -- it's hysterical :) If you like Suri's Burn Book online, you'll love this!! I got it and shared it with a friend after.
Published 21 months ago by amber
5.0 out of 5 stars Celebrity Entertainment-Laugh Out Loud
Witty and hilarious, I was laughing out loud at this book. I could totally imagine these blurbs pouring out of spoiled little Suri's mouth. Read more
Published 21 months ago by Blondyandy
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