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T.J. Wiseman Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2


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CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 10.6 x 7.9 x 2.8 inches ; 7.8 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 13 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
  • ASIN: B0006L1ILI
  • Item model number: NOV-RCFM222
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 18 years and up
  • Batteries 1 9V batteries required.
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,003 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (447 customer reviews)
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Product Description

As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you'd like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!). Fart Machine has boom box technology. what is this?? Well let's just say these fart noises can't sound any more real! It has 2 pieces - the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet! Use it anywhere - at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to "let it rip"! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables! Each retails for $29.99 each in stores.

Customer Reviews

Had lots of fun with it.
JMS
Great fun and lots of laughs using it as a joke, although some uptight people were offended.
James Dutra
Loud and some sound like real farts.
Luis A. Morales

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

58 of 60 people found the following review helpful By Jennifer M. on January 29, 2008
The laughs you get from this machine are non-stop. Of course, as with all pranks, you need to know your audience. Toilet humor and immaturity help the enjoyment of this toy immensely. Stuffy, conservative people won't find it nearly as amusing. My triumph with this toy was in my office. I told my coworkers that I had it and we hid it in my boss's office. We waited until he was in there with the aforementioned coworkers and I set it off from my cubicle across the room. My coworkers played along with it, accusing him of being disgusting and he nearly fell off his chair laughing once we came clean (after about 2 minutes and 40 fart sounds). Another good one was when my husband dressed up as a whoopee cushion for Halloween. He stuck the machine in his costume and pressed the remote any time he sat down or someone squeezed him. Hilarity.
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80 of 86 people found the following review helpful By Zolton on August 31, 2010
As a married man, I'm constantly in a state of conflict. Left to my own devices, I'm perfectly content to shovel food, guzzle beer, emit various gasses and generally befoul my surroundings like the coothless savage half-shaven chimp I am. But with the missus around, I'm compelled to be on my best behavior -- for the next forty to sixty years. Or until I drop dead of an aneurysm from trying to remember which fork to eat salad with, or which indistinguishable shade of white I'm supposed to paint the bathroom. Clearly, I need some help.

Nothing sours a sweetie's puss quite like passing wind in her vicinity. But try as we might, there are times when it's simply unpossible to keep the blast doors shut and the noxious gas contained. That's when this device really comes in handy.

I took the sound emitter, hid it under the dog's blanket, and stashed the remote control in my pocket. When the pressure mounted and the gassy hounds demanded release, I simply let them go -- silently, if at all possible. And then tapped the remote. Bingo! The sound came from the direction of the dog; ergo, the godforsaken eye-watering noxious stench must have come from the dog, too. My wife blamed the mutt's butt instead of mine, and the day was saved.

Of course, it was a somewhat harder sell when we were in another room. Or the dog was nowhere near her blanket when it 'went off'. Or when the dog found the device and carried it through the house making slobbery chewing fart noises everywhere she went. I tried blaming it on beans in her kibble, but the jig was up.

Now I'm paying for the ruse. The wife's being extra-nice to the dog for all the abuse she gave it, and she won't let me in the house without three shots of Bean-O and an absorbent sponge down the back of my pants. Peachy.
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31 of 31 people found the following review helpful By B. Christensen VINE VOICE on December 30, 2008
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OK, first I have to say that even my wife thinks this thing is funny. That is worthy of 4 stars in and of itself. I have also successfully trialed it with other women in the room with similar success - even my 70 year old mother was in tears. Just be sure that a woman is not the *target* of the joke, and you'll have them rolling on the floor laughing right alongside the middle-aged men and 8-year old boys...

There is no end to the fun you can have with this thing. I'll take the kids to the park and tuck it into a bush next to a pathway where we'll then tie up our dog. As people walk by, we casually set it off using the included remote while we are safely 30 feet away. The expressions on peoples' faces is worth 5 times the price of this device.

I have a friend that actually tucks one behind the grill of his car, and as he drives downtown, he'll set it off as people walk by when he is stopped at a cross-walk.

It is a real study in human behavior and sure to get any normal human being into a pretty good set of laughing!

It also works great for business meetings (taped under the chair of the intended target), at the theater (you may risk losing it if it is found), or at dinner parties.

the biggest trick is keeping a straight face while you thumb the remote in your pocket! I'd give it a 5-star rating if you could choose which specific "fart" would go off with the next button push - there are a dozen or so and some are better suited to quiet rooms, and some are better suited to outdoors, etc (for maximum impact). The louder ones sound pretty fake if they go off in a quiet room..
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22 of 25 people found the following review helpful By Matt on October 7, 2011
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This fart machine is a lot fun for the whole family. Hiding it in random places and then waiting for someone to come around and startling them with flatulence noises is entertaining.

PROS:
- Remote-click farting allows for surprises
- Distance/range on remote-click is good
- Batteries last a while

CONS:
- Fart noises don't sound very realistic
- Even on lowest volume it can be too loud
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful By Math Teacher on September 10, 2010
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Very funny and realistic fart sounds. Remote control works even when the sound machine is placed under chairs or cushions. Drunk friend was confused when he heard fart sounds and yet still thought it might be him farting. Also, his wife started yelling at him b/c she thought it was him and that he was gross and embarrassing her at the party. So funny!
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Daddy Longlegs on January 23, 2011
Probably the best thing since sliced bread.

At first I thought there was a little balloon thing but there's not. It's surprising well designed for such a cheap price. After I figured out that the instructions imply that you are supposed to put it **under** a cushion and not out in the open, I was surprised to see how realistic it could be made to sound. With just a little practice, you can make the noise come out from under yourself (put it *under* the couch cushion *under* you and sit a few feet away from a compadre with a little background noise like a tv) and pretend you have eaten a gassy batch of beans. Probably the best thing automated bread and cheese slicers.

The remote works surprisingly well even when you're sitting between it or a good 70 feet (?) around the corner with walls. No having to keep pressing the button. I imagine it will provide hours of entertainment every year, for years and years to come. I WILL properly maintain and utilize it.
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