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USB Humping Dog (Beagle)

46 customer reviews

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  • 15.8 x 10.6 x 3.6 cm
  • 41 g
  • set includes: USB cover
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Product Description

When inserted into the USB port of the PC, hard and shake the hips! Once inserted once, it does not stop anymore. Personal computer that can be used by the USB port. It does not matter the type of the OS. * This is not a USB memory.

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  • Shipping Weight: 1.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B000LA8ZBA
  • Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (46 customer reviews)
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  • Date first available at Amazon.com: March 24, 2007

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61 of 71 people found the following review helpful By Jason VINE VOICE on March 26, 2009
My USB Humping Dog - we'll call him Rex - is different than others. He's long had an interest in the USB port. Exchanging flirtatious glances. Feeling the sexual tension when carried together in a laptop bag. Ever since that chance encounter at the Chinese Electronics Expo he's had a thing for her. How serendipitous.

Now together, Rex doesn't hump the USB port; he makes sweet love to it. With each electronic thrust the passion and heat of metal-on-metal friction builds.

Love alone is enough reason to purchase the USB Humping Dog. What's more, it's also an age appropriate sex education aid! For the unaware, immature, young, or naive who happen upon the USB Humping Dog while in the throes of passion, there's an easy explanation. Similar to what my sister and I told a little girl we knew as children, "My dog really likes to give out hugs."

A few tech notes:
-Runs purely off of USB power
-Does not possess any actual storage space
-Only motorized parts are legs
-Arms have single rotary movement
-Dog has made love for over one hour at a time, and I've had it nearly one year without failure (CRAZY staying power)

Buy it for a funny gag gift.
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20 of 24 people found the following review helpful By Acomitapita on April 28, 2008
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Awesome toy, wished it worked.

Humped for about a minute, then broke.

Just a one minute beagle :/
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful By Jon on June 20, 2014
I was just reading through other reviews and I think they are absurd. This is not a USB flash drive, it is simply an electronic novelty. A little noisy but man does he go to town on that usb port.

It amazes me how many people on the internet just look at pictures and buy stuff without reading it, then complain because it didnt do what they thought it did. Its one thing if it were advertised as a flash drive and it didnt work, but it doesnt say anything about it.

I hate to have anything in common with these people by writing a review but if you are one of the morons who said the storage didnt work, you dont deserve a refund, and should be sterilized. your kids hate you and you mother wishes she swallowed.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Marissa on February 19, 2013
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I bought this for my brother for Christmas, and he thinks it's hilarious! One of the feet falls off the stand when it's plugged in, but it looks like that can be fixed by just tightening a screw. So far it has been working fine, and I hope it continues to work well for a long time. My brother plans on plugging it into his computer in one of his college classes to see what people will do. I can't wait to hear what happens!

This definitely serves its purpose as a cheap gag gift, but there is definitely some room for improvement:
1) It is very noisy!
2) This does NOT have any storage capabilities, just humping.
3) It's a little difficult to pull out of a computer, mainly because it keeps humping until you unplug it and it's hard to grab a part that isn't moving.

If you're curious to see it in action, there are plenty of YouTube videos of these products.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Bull on October 11, 2011
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Gears seem to slip - - dog humps and then starts slowing down - would not purchase again - not happy with the quality although the idea is a funny gimmick
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Jess on January 5, 2013
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I work at a vet clinic and everybody thought this was hilarious. So much fun, definitely worth the money. I'd buy this again.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Hilary Lardin on July 20, 2013
i got a few of these and they are funny but they are not flash drives, you just plug them in and watch them.
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8 of 12 people found the following review helpful By J. Brace on January 7, 2009
i purchased 2, one of them did not work... funny for the initial laugh, but otherwise a waste of money
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