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Product Description
USB Humping Dog is a unique USB toy for computers. Just plug it into an USB port and watch it in action. This spunky mutt will not stop, until you pull him out.
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43 of 50 people found the following review helpful
By Jason
VINE™ VOICE
Durability:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Educational:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Fun:
4.0 out of 5 stars
My USB Humping Dog - we'll call him Rex - is different than others. He's long had an interest in the USB port. Exchanging flirtatious glances. Feeling the sexual tension when carried together in a laptop bag. Ever since that chance encounter at the Chinese Electronics Expo he's had a thing for her. How serendipitous.
Now together, Rex doesn't hump the USB port; he makes sweet love to it. With each electronic thrust the passion and heat of metal-on-metal friction builds.
Love alone is enough reason to purchase the USB Humping Dog. What's more, it's also an age appropriate sex education aid! For the unaware, immature, young, or naive who happen upon the USB Humping Dog while in the throes of passion, there's an easy explanation. Similar to what my sister and I told a little girl we knew as children, "My dog really likes to give out hugs."
A few tech notes:
-Runs purely off of USB power
-Does not possess any actual storage space
-Only motorized parts are legs
-Arms have single rotary movement
-Dog has made love for over one hour at a time, and I've had it nearly one year without failure (CRAZY staying power)
Buy it for a funny gag gift.
Now together, Rex doesn't hump the USB port; he makes sweet love to it. With each electronic thrust the passion and heat of metal-on-metal friction builds.
Love alone is enough reason to purchase the USB Humping Dog. What's more, it's also an age appropriate sex education aid! For the unaware, immature, young, or naive who happen upon the USB Humping Dog while in the throes of passion, there's an easy explanation. Similar to what my sister and I told a little girl we knew as children, "My dog really likes to give out hugs."
A few tech notes:
-Runs purely off of USB power
-Does not possess any actual storage space
-Only motorized parts are legs
-Arms have single rotary movement
-Dog has made love for over one hour at a time, and I've had it nearly one year without failure (CRAZY staying power)
Buy it for a funny gag gift.
17 of 20 people found the following review helpful
By Acomitapita
Amazon Verified Purchase
Durability:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Educational:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Fun:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Awesome toy, wished it worked.
Humped for about a minute, then broke.
Just a one minute beagle :/
Humped for about a minute, then broke.
Just a one minute beagle :/
4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
By Bull
Amazon Verified Purchase
Durability:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Educational:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Fun:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Gears seem to slip - - dog humps and then starts slowing down - would not purchase again - not happy with the quality although the idea is a funny gimmick
Most Recent Customer Reviews
2.0 out of 5 stars
fun
Great fun for about 2 min. IT IS NOT A USB STORAGE. so it just humps you computer. thats it
Published 1 month ago by alex
1.0 out of 5 stars
Cute but USB doesn't work
I like that it is a humping dog but the USB doesn't work. The dog still humps but I can not use this as a USB.
Very disappointing.
Very disappointing.
Published 1 month ago by BfloBobJr
5.0 out of 5 stars
Hilarious
Love it! Gave it to my boyfriend for Valentine's Day. I like it that it has a button to turn the humping on and off.
Published 2 months ago by Carebear
3.0 out of 5 stars
Nice gag gift
I bought this for my brother for Christmas, and he thinks it's hilarious! One of the feet falls off the stand when it's plugged in, but it looks like that can be fixed by just... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Marissa
3.0 out of 5 stars
It's ok
It will say that this little dog it pretty funny for a minute but after that it is useless. I was just let down when I realized it was not a actual USB storage device. Read more
Published 3 months ago by James Turpin
1.0 out of 5 stars
USB humping dog
Broke after 15 seconds of activation, DO NOT BUY THIS. You could buy so many more useful things other than this POS
Published 3 months ago by Alex
3.0 out of 5 stars
Joke
I got this for my daughter! She loved it and it worked great for a couple of days but then it broke.
Published 4 months ago by Francis L. Moore
5.0 out of 5 stars
Hilarious
I work at a vet clinic and everybody thought this was hilarious. So much fun, definitely worth the money. I'd buy this again.
Published 4 months ago by Jess
3.0 out of 5 stars
fun!
This toy us very good if you are looking to give someone a good laugh. Doesn't do anything but hump so it is kinda useless but is hilarious to show everyone!
Published 4 months ago by Kyla N. Formella
4.0 out of 5 stars
just a little fragile
fun, the moving button is awesome!
I expected it to be a little more sturdy, but it's cute and effective
I expected it to be a little more sturdy, but it's cute and effective
Published 4 months ago by Lino
