USB Humping Dog (Beagle)

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Product Details

• Shipping Weight: 4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• ASIN: B000LA8ZBA
• Item model number: USBHD-01
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #11,868 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
• Average Customer Review: 2.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

Product Description

USB Humping Dog is a unique USB toy for computers. Just plug it into an USB port and watch it in action. This spunky mutt will not stop, until you pull him out.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

19 of 24 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals..., March 26, 2009

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Jason (Funkytown) - See all my reviews
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= Durability:4.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:4.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: USB Humping Dog (Beagle) (Toy)

My USB Humping Dog - we'll call him Rex - is different than others. He's long had an interest in the USB port. Exchanging flirtatious glances. Feeling the sexual tension when carried together in a laptop bag. Ever since that chance encounter at the Chinese Electronics Expo he's had a thing for her. How serendipitous.

Now together, Rex doesn't hump the USB port; he makes sweet love to it. With each electronic thrust the passion and heat of metal-on-metal friction builds.

Love alone is enough reason to purchase the USB Humping Dog. What's more, it's also an age appropriate sex education aid! For the unaware, immature, young, or naive who happen upon the USB Humping Dog while in the throes of passion, there's an easy explanation. Similar to what my sister and I told a little girl we knew as children, "My dog really likes to give out hugs."

A few tech notes:
-Runs purely off of USB power
-Does not possess any actual storage space
-Only motorized parts are legs
-Arms have single rotary movement
-Dog has made love for over one hour at a time, and I've had it nearly one year without failure (CRAZY staying power)

Buy it for a funny gag gift.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars cheap gearing, October 11, 2011

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Bull - See all my reviews

= Durability:2.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:2.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars 

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This review is from: USB Humping Dog (Beagle) (Toy)

Gears seem to slip - - dog humps and then starts slowing down - would not purchase again - not happy with the quality although the idea is a funny gimmick

8 of 11 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars humped for a bit, April 28, 2008

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Acomitapita "acomitapita" - See all my reviews

= Durability:1.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: USB Humping Dog (Beagle) (Toy)

Awesome toy, wished it worked.

Humped for about a minute, then broke.

Just a one minute beagle :/