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19 of 24 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...
My USB Humping Dog - we'll call him Rex - is different than others. He's long had an interest in the USB port. Exchanging flirtatious glances. Feeling the sexual tension when carried together in a laptop bag. Ever since that chance encounter at the Chinese Electronics Expo he's had a thing for her. How serendipitous. Now together, Rex doesn't hump the...
Published on March 26, 2009 by Jason
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
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Gears seem to slip - - dog humps and then starts slowing down - would not purchase again - not happy with the quality although the idea is a funny gimmick
Published 3 months ago by Bull
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19 of 24 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...,
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= Durability:4.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:4.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: USB Humping Dog (Beagle) (Toy)
My USB Humping Dog - we'll call him Rex - is different than others. He's long had an interest in the USB port. Exchanging flirtatious glances. Feeling the sexual tension when carried together in a laptop bag. Ever since that chance encounter at the Chinese Electronics Expo he's had a thing for her. How serendipitous.
Now together, Rex doesn't hump the USB port; he makes sweet love to it. With each electronic thrust the passion and heat of metal-on-metal friction builds. Love alone is enough reason to purchase the USB Humping Dog. What's more, it's also an age appropriate sex education aid! For the unaware, immature, young, or naive who happen upon the USB Humping Dog while in the throes of passion, there's an easy explanation. Similar to what my sister and I told a little girl we knew as children, "My dog really likes to give out hugs." A few tech notes: -Runs purely off of USB power -Does not possess any actual storage space -Only motorized parts are legs -Arms have single rotary movement -Dog has made love for over one hour at a time, and I've had it nearly one year without failure (CRAZY staying power) Buy it for a funny gag gift.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
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= Durability:2.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:2.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars
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This review is from: USB Humping Dog (Beagle) (Toy)
Gears seem to slip - - dog humps and then starts slowing down - would not purchase again - not happy with the quality although the idea is a funny gimmick
8 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
humped for a bit,
= Durability:1.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: USB Humping Dog (Beagle) (Toy)
Awesome toy, wished it worked.
Humped for about a minute, then broke. Just a one minute beagle :/
5 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
poor quality, but good for 1 laugh,
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: USB Humping Dog (Beagle) (Toy)
i purchased 2, one of them did not work... funny for the initial laugh, but otherwise a waste of money
3.0 out of 5 stars
it's ok...,
By Phil Ammann (St. Petersburg, Florida United States) - See all my reviews
= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:3.0 out of 5 stars
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It is certainly what I expected. However, it is somewhat tricky to put in without holding the mechanism on the legs... it feels too fragile, like it will break easily.
2.0 out of 5 stars
Was fun and worked at first.,
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It was a cute and funny gift for a friend. It worked at first and then nothing but noise like it wanted to work. Now it funny and in the trash.
11 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Worst Toy Ever,
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This review is from: USB Humping Dog (Beagle) (Toy)
The product was faulty. When plugged in, it caused my computer to malfunction. Also, when contacting the vendor, he was rude and refused to give me a refund.
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USB Humping Dog (Beagle) by THUMBS UP UK
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