TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2

by TJ Wisemen

Product Features

• Spread the fun and laughter!
• Fart Machines make great gifts
• Everyone loves them!
• Blows the Original Fart Machine away!
• Caution: You may die laughing!

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 10.5 x 2.5 x 8 inches ; 8.5 ounces
• Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• ASIN: B001V8QT4G
• Item model number: RCFM222
• Manufacturer recommended age: 4 months and up
• Batteries: 1 AA batteries required.
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,390 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • #18 in Toys & Games > Novelty & Gag Toys > Gag Toys & Practical Jokes
• Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)

Product Description

The Brand New Fart Machine has "BoomBox" Technology, which allows more vibrant, natural sounding Farts!. Embarrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds! The gag works like this, simply hide the little speaker, then from up to 100 feet away, press the included remote, and the hidden speaker lets out one of 15 disgusting fart sounds. Place this under your co-workers desk,then when they have someone in their office, press the remote from across the office, and let the laughter begin (at their expense of course!) Requires 9v battery not included.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

26 of 29 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars My Accomplice in the 'Blame Game', August 31, 2010

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Zolton "Veni. Vidi. Reviewi." (Brookline, MA) - See all my reviews

= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:4.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2 (Toy)

As a married man, I'm constantly in a state of conflict. Left to my own devices, I'm perfectly content to shovel food, guzzle beer, emit various gasses and generally befoul my surroundings like the coothless savage half-shaven chimp I am. But with the missus around, I'm compelled to be on my best behavior -- for the next forty to sixty years. Or until I drop dead of an aneurysm from trying to remember which fork to eat salad with, or which indistinguishable shade of white I'm supposed to paint the bathroom. Clearly, I need some help.

Nothing sours a sweetie's puss quite like passing wind in her vicinity. But try as we might, there are times when it's simply unpossible to keep the blast doors shut and the noxious gas contained. That's when this device really comes in handy.

I took the sound emitter, hid it under the dog's blanket, and stashed the remote control in my pocket. When the pressure mounted and the gassy hounds demanded release, I simply let them go -- silently, if at all possible. And then tapped the remote. Bingo! The sound came from the direction of the dog; ergo, the godforsaken eye-watering noxious stench must have come from the dog, too. My wife blamed the mutt's butt instead of mine, and the day was saved.

Of course, it was a somewhat harder sell when we were in another room. Or the dog was nowhere near her blanket when it 'went off'. Or when the dog found the device and carried it through the house making slobbery chewing fart noises everywhere she went. I tried blaming it on beans in her kibble, but the jig was up.

Now I'm paying for the ruse. The wife's being extra-nice to the dog for all the abuse she gave it, and she won't let me in the house without three shots of Bean-O and an absorbent sponge down the back of my pants. Peachy.

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Belly Laugh Addiction, May 17, 2009

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Earthkeeper - See all my reviews

= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2 (Toy)

This was a gift to chase away the blues of an office
in which the economy has cast a deep shadow. They were unaware
of what they would be opening in the package. Curiosity got the
best of them and immediately began playing with it. Good thing
the boss was elsewhere. This toy produced the effect I was
aiming for and has become the favorite toy they have ever
received in their lifetime. I am so grateful for its invention.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Afraid to Fart?, February 8, 2012

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Dr Pinkfroid "Dr Pinkfroid" (In the Present) - See all my reviews

= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:4.0 out of 5 stars 

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This review is from: TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2 (Toy)

When Dad farted it was always an unsaid statement, "Beat This"! Mom would howl and scream, the younger ones would laugh, I would smile, and the older one would move quickly down range. I would practice for hours, licking my palms for the arm pit maneuver that never came close to the sound of the real thing.
The Whoopee Cushion was the next best thing, and you could get some one else to "let it off"! Cheap but not durable, and not everybody falls or sits down for it. I saw the Fart Machine (#1) for sale at a retail store some years back. The "try me button" inticed me so much that I pushed it immediately, not worried about onlookers. But the batteries were dead and the wife was done at the check out lane.
Fart Machine #2. Amazon. Reviews by Pioneers. Purchased one. Bought two more. Had to get 5 total, so far! I loaned mine out and hope to get it back soon because two more friends want to borrow it. Hope the battery still works.
I won't tell any tales here. Read the reviews, read the package, or check out YOUTUBE. Or George Carlin, R.I.P.