Customer Reviews

TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2

5 star:		(15)
4 star:		(2)
3 star:		(5)
2 star:		(2)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

As a married man, I'm constantly in a state of conflict. Left to my own devices, I'm perfectly content to shovel food, guzzle beer, emit various gasses and generally befoul my surroundings like the coothless savage half-shaven chimp I am. But with the missus around, I'm compelled to be on my best behavior -- for the next forty to sixty years. Or until I drop dead of an aneurysm from trying to remember which fork to eat salad with, or which indistinguishable shade of white I'm supposed to paint the bathroom. Clearly, I need some help.

Nothing sours a sweetie's puss quite like passing wind in her vicinity. But try as we might, there are times when it's simply unpossible to keep the blast doors shut and the noxious gas contained. That's when this device really comes in handy.

I took the sound emitter, hid it under the dog's blanket, and stashed the remote control in my pocket. When the pressure mounted and the gassy hounds demanded release, I simply let them go -- silently, if at all possible. And then tapped the remote. Bingo! The sound came from the direction of the dog; ergo, the godforsaken eye-watering noxious stench must have come from the dog, too. My wife blamed the mutt's butt instead of mine, and the day was saved.

Of course, it was a somewhat harder sell when we were in another room. Or the dog was nowhere near her blanket when it 'went off'. Or when the dog found the device and carried it through the house making slobbery chewing fart noises everywhere she went. I tried blaming it on beans in her kibble, but the jig was up.

Now I'm paying for the ruse. The wife's being extra-nice to the dog for all the abuse she gave it, and she won't let me in the house without three shots of Bean-O and an absorbent sponge down the back of my pants. Peachy.

This was a gift to chase away the blues of an office
in which the economy has cast a deep shadow. They were unaware
of what they would be opening in the package. Curiosity got the
best of them and immediately began playing with it. Good thing
the boss was elsewhere. This toy produced the effect I was
aiming for and has become the favorite toy they have ever
received in their lifetime. I am so grateful for its invention.

When Dad farted it was always an unsaid statement, "Beat This"! Mom would howl and scream, the younger ones would laugh, I would smile, and the older one would move quickly down range. I would practice for hours, licking my palms for the arm pit maneuver that never came close to the sound of the real thing.
The Whoopee Cushion was the next best thing, and you could get some one else to "let it off"! Cheap but not durable, and not everybody falls or sits down for it. I saw the Fart Machine (#1) for sale at a retail store some years back. The "try me button" inticed me so much that I pushed it immediately, not worried about onlookers. But the batteries were dead and the wife was done at the check out lane.
Fart Machine #2. Amazon. Reviews by Pioneers. Purchased one. Bought two more. Had to get 5 total, so far! I loaned mine out and hope to get it back soon because two more friends want to borrow it. Hope the battery still works.
I won't tell any tales here. Read the reviews, read the package, or check out YOUTUBE. Or George Carlin, R.I.P.

We used this device at our school near elevators, under couches, in library, etc. It never fails to make us laugh. This thing is great... Some of the long farts may sound a bit fake, but man they are funny. It randomly cycles through a list of different farts (ie wet, short, long lol)
The range on this thing is pretty decent. I was quite surprised.
It uses a 9v batter that is not included. In small occasions, if the range is too far, or behind barriers, it may not transmit. It's still pretty fun though.

The fart noises are extremely realistic. However, the remote control does not have good range. It didn't seem to work unless you were very close to the machine. I wouldn't have purchased it if I had known. We had planned some pretty good practical jokes to use it for, but that was not possible.

excellent and very fun toy .. they spend very good moments of fun with family and friends .... the product arrived in excellent condition, just as the seller stated in the paguina

My father has had tons of fun with this item. He said it was the best fathers day gift ever, Thank you I've been looking for one for two years for him. He plays with it everyday and he has not had to replace the batteries yet. That is impressive and we found out at family gathering that grandma can't hear.. HAHA poor ole lady. I wish you'd sell stink in a can too.

We have had a lot of fun with this machine! Works great and gets lots of laughs!

Although the remote control range is fairly limited it still provides a barrel of laughs. The funniest way i've found to use it is have it in my back pocket when i'm walking around and let them rip with the remote. Love to see how people react. Also fun to bring it to someones house and use it there hiding it somewhere. The jokes over in my house as everyone is now clued in to it. :(

this is the perfert toy for those gag gifts i got 2 of them. my friends really laugh out louds at these ,they sound real , easy to use & got it fast funny gift