You're sitting in a restaurant with your friends. The TV in the corner is blaring. You realize that none of you are actually talking to each other. Instead, you're all staring at a piece of furniture!
Now there's a solution: the TV-B-Gone. This small keychain wonder is designed to turn off virtually any television. Invented by Mitch Altman, a former Silicon Valley entrepreneur, the TV-B-Gone is a simple remote control device with a single button. When activated, the unit emits 209 different turn-off codes for nearly every TV. The unit takes a little more than a minute to cycle through all of the turn-off codes, but fortunately, codes for the most common TVs are emitted first. And because it's small, unassuming, and attaches to your key ring, you can always be discreet about offing that off-putting talking head.
Just think, more authentic and meaningful social interactions can be yours in seconds. Be prepared when the TV goes off, though; you may have to talk to those friends of yours at the table. Of course, if it's just simple silence you're after, the TV-B-Gone delivers that, too. So pick up that book and enjoy!
What's in the Box
TV-B-Gone keychain remote control, increased sense of wellbeing, less anxiety, more time for productive activity, more satisfying social interactions, user's manual.
Disclaimer: This product may cause certain side effects, including decreased anxiety (especially during football season), increased socialization within your home (gasp! what will the teens think?), increased cognitive ability and an increased sense of well being. But if you're tired of living in the drone of the game, the cacophony of television advertising or the blood-curdling racket of the kids' games, then you may want to risk it. Turn it all off and enjoy your conversation with this TV-B-Gone universal remote control. Use it on the TV at home or at the restaurant when no one is watching it. Small and always easy to find, the remote control attaches to your keychain and puts the magical "off" switch right in your hand. Just point and press, and then savor the peace. Or, run for your life if you get caught by the sports fan or teen gamer in the middle of something big. Turns off virtually any television; does not harm televisions. Imported. 2-1/2Lx2W".