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TWISTED [Kindle Edition]

Colin Bowles

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Book Description

This is a cruel, nasty, lawyer-friendly world where 'moral' is a dirty word. Yet most of us feel we need some code, some philosophy to cling to as we slide down the razor blade of life.

And here it is.

Let's face it, nobody believes in the Ten Commandments these days; pretty much any kind of behavior is acceptable- as long as you can get away with it. And if you're young, blonde, and have a good lawyer, you probably will.

So forget all those dull but worthy fables and fairy stories they fed you as a child. In perniciously funny parables as 'Arthur and the Nights on the Round Table,' 'The Empress's New Summer Range' and 'The Ugly Gerbil' you'll find the true rules of life in the twenty first century.

COLIN BOWLES was educated at Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard and the Sorbonne, gaining masters degree in Nuclear Physics, Mathematics and English Literature by the age of nineteen. He has climbed Mount Everest three times and won gold medals at both the Summer and Winter Olympics. Last year he won the highest civilian bravery award for an unsuccessful attempt to seduce Julia Gillard, the Prime Minister of Australia. He has been married three times, to Michelle Pfeiffer, Scarlett Johansen and Jennifer Aniston. When not writing he undergoes treatment for delusional fantasies at an inner London hospital.

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  • File Size: 296 KB
  • Print Length: 61 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,143,374 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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