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Not Taco Bell Material [Kindle Edition]

Adam Carolla
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Book Description

In his second book, Adam Carolla—author of New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks and chart-topping podcaster—reveals all the stories behind how he came to be the angry middle-aged man he is today.
Funnyman Adam Carolla is known for two things: hilarious rants about things that drive him crazy and personal stories about everything from his hardscrabble childhood to his slacker friends to the hypocrisy of Hollywood. He tackled rants in his first book, and now he tells his best stories and debuts some never-before-heard tales as well. Organized by the myriad "dumps" Carolla called home—through the flophouse apartments he rented in his twenties, up to the homes he personally renovated after achieving success in Hollywood—the anecdotes here follow Adam's journey and the hilarious pitfalls along the way.
Adam Carolla started broke and blue collar and has now been on the Hollywood scene for over fifteen years, yet he never lost his underdog demeanor. He's still connected to the working class guy he once was, and delivers a raw and edgy, fish-out-of-water take on the world he lives in (but mostly disagrees with), telling all the stories, no matter who he offends—family, friends or the famous.

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About the Author

ADAM CAROLLA is a radio and TV host, comedian, actor, and host of the Adam Carolla Podcast. Carolla is well known as the co-host of the radio and MTV show Loveline, the co-creator and co-host of The Man Show, and as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.

Product Details

  • File Size: 4056 KB
  • Print Length: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Crown Archetype (June 12, 2012)
  • Sold by: Random House LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006E511XU
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Not Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #30,050 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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74 of 86 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Carolla Does It Again - A Laugh-Out-Loud Memoir! June 12, 2012
By Jack
Adam Carolla's "Not Taco Bell Material" is a laugh-out-loud memoir about growing up poor and awkward in the San Fernando Valley. The series of stories each centers around a particular abode, and comes complete with each home's purchase price, square footage, and a summary statement of the home and his life at the time (such as "Zero hope"). As a kid, Carolla moved around quite a bit, and he recounts many hilarious family events with an eye for detail and the absurd.

I laughed many times during my quick read of this book, and loved how he presented the little facts about his family that made them unique and lovable, in their own way. He describes how his grandmother's house had only one bathroom, yet two front doors. These two doors were right next to each other. At 90 degrees. His mother was so honest that when little Adam found a $50 bill, she made him return it to the `Lost and Found.' The owner of the $50 bill collected it and gave Adam a $10 reward, which he had to split with his sister (Boo! Hiss!). Some of these quirky but funny family details were somewhat David Sedaris-like, which I consider a great compliment.

Adam's self-deprecating humor is on display. Every so often he offers a small funny anecdote, labeled a "Tan Gent," most of which are little stories which display the biting wit that permeates his podcast and Lovelines shows.
Overall, I really enjoyed "Not Taco Bell Material." It's a perfect beach read, funny and quick. I give it my highest recommendation.

I'm a big fan of funny male memoirs. If you enjoyed Adam's book, then you may consider trying the following:
Artie Lange's Too Fat to Fish is another great book by the famous comic. Artie doesn't hold back when describing some of the crazy things he used to do for fame, drugs, and women. Highly recommended and a quick, hilarious read!
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22 of 24 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars No choice but to get it on! June 14, 2012
By Maria
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The Aceman does not disappoint with his new book. When I read "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks," I was pretty new to Adam's podcast but was familiar with him from the Man Show. That book catapulted me into Ace-like obsession! And now, with "Not Taco Bell Material," the hilarity continues and we learn even more about the obscene circumstances that bought Carolla into our ears and hearts every weekday. In this latest book, an autobiography to a certain degree, he shares his stories dating all the way back to his unfortunate youth.
If you're not an Adam Carolla fan, read this book. You'll love it because it will probably make you hate him more, and people like you who don't like Ace have no feelings and revel in any semblance of humanity (in this case, the aforementioned hatred.)
If you love Ace, this will cause your love to spiral out of control and probably cascade you into an Carolla-induced obsession like I went through.
If you have no idea who Adam Carolla is, this book is the best introduction, and congratulations on the wonderful wellspring of complaints and observations you have yet to hear! SNIFF

I can speak for the 20 year old white female demographic (although I'm probably not the best representative of such.) Ladies, buy the book. Good day!
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25 of 32 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars He does it again June 12, 2012
By Austin
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Adam does it again with another hit of a book. I couldn't put it down the entire day and loved the structure of the book being split in to chapters of his life at each house.

In the end, buy this book because you will not be disappointed.

Get it on!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Love the Podcast, but ..... September 25, 2012
By PC user
I love the Adam Carolla Podcast (checked to make sure I spelled his name correctly), but this is his second book that I have purchased and they are both like watching reruns of a favorite tv show. All of the stories I have read so far in the book (about halfway through) I have already heard on the podcast. So, if this is my contribution to funding the podcast, I am all for that, but as a fan hoping for some new entertainment, this book falls far short. Maybe this is the way it is needs to work to fund this media, but it feels like I have been cheated.

I am not even sure how many stars to give the book. If you are a fan and don't listen to the podcast its 4+, but I can't give it more than 3, since its essentially summer reruns.
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18 of 23 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I'm WAY out of this guy's demo..yet... June 15, 2012
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Warning inslutument alert: I'm white, over 60, raised upper middle class. I have a great gig, (going on thirty years) a couple of houses, grown kids and I still had to get my cough meds out because I was laughing so hard at these sophomoric fart jokes my chest was hurting.(so not a good beach read unless you want to come off looking like a howling moron) Thanks Adam, you helped me fondly remember a simpler time.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Great if you don't listen to the podcast July 7, 2012
Format:Audio CD
If you listen to the podcast then you will already know all of these stories. This is more of a greatest hits package with a theme of places he lived.

If you're not familiar with the Adam Corolla podcast this will be awesome.
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13 of 17 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Simply well done June 14, 2012
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What a joy to read! I even got 'the joke' on the back cover. Well written, a story of a journey from under the bottom dwellers to the middle of the top of the heap.
I, like others, appreciate the structure of the chapters and photos but my favorite is 'Tan-Gent'. I wholeheartedly encourage folks to purchase and read this book.
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Mandate: get it on June 14, 2012
By J
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Honestly more people need to read this book and listen to Adam. The insights and way of thinking should replace our entire gov. I was not a carolla fan until the podcast and now am a fan for life. I want to see this made into a movie as well as the early days of k rock. Check it out if you also hate participation trophies and think common sense and logic are good things. Don't check this out if you get offended at good points, hard work, perseverance, or anything funny. Ace man I'm a big fan thanks so much
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Great but with a word of caution
I'm a huge Adam Carolla fan and so eventually I had to give in and move from listening to the ACS, Dr. Drew, and Classic Loveline podcasts to the books. Read more
Published 1 day ago by gtarpicker
5.0 out of 5 stars Adam, through his stories, tells a true rags ...
Adam, through his stories, tells a true rags to riches tale. This story is about believing in yourself and chasing your dreams.
Published 2 days ago by VinsanityD
5.0 out of 5 stars but I do think he is very funny. I recently read Tina Fey's Bossypants...
It was hilarious! I am not a huge Adam Carolla fan, but I do think he is very funny. I recently read Tina Fey's Bossypants and I really enjoyed it. Read more
Published 3 days ago by Angel
5.0 out of 5 stars read it
Really funny. This book gives a little perspective on Adam.
Published 4 days ago by Amazon Customer
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Published 9 days ago by Pen Name
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
laught out loud funny
Published 9 days ago by Evan
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect!
Published 16 days ago by Dennis D Windell
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Very funny and insightful.
Published 17 days ago by Ron
5.0 out of 5 stars I became a fan!
Laughed and laughed and laughed
Published 19 days ago by shopper
5.0 out of 5 stars Adam Carolla is One of the Funniest People Alive
Absolutely hilarious! Carolla's recollection of his boyhood, family and early exploits are laugh out loud funny. Read more
Published 20 days ago by Tawn
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More About the Author

Adam Carolla is the author of the New York Times bestsellers In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks and Not Taco Bell Material, as well as a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. Carolla is well known as the cohost of the syndicated radio and MTV show Loveline and the cocreator and star of The Man Show and Crank Yankers. He currently hosts Catch a Contractor and The Adam Carolla Show, which is the Guinness World Record holder for Most Downloaded Podcast and is available on iTunes and

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